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The weasel wheezed whoozily while letting go of a explosive sneeze...which soon made him more at ease....because his nose...was too stuffed....to have another go at some goblin snuff! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Humphrey Hunchbag....wanted to be a henchman but was too pre-occupied....with his lousy husky...so he decided to become....a warthog breeder instead!
His neighbours thought he was really quite kooky....& that he was certainly indeed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Frig it!The pixie went completely nuts because his wretched tricycle got stuck in a ditch....& it's back left wheel got really twisted!He was in a hurry to get to the goblin market to try & find some second-hand tweezers.He still rode his buckled 3-wheeler trike...adorned with spokey-dokes...& streamer handlebars to the market but when he got there it was all over.....so that really made him throw a tantrum.....& all the people left....thought he was a hair-brain mad hatter as mad a march hare & left quite quickly & quietly! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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At this moment everyone in the world is doing the same thing?
What is it?
A: Breathing! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Q)What's the best way to eat gherkins?
A)Open your mouth! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Q)What did one goose say to the other goose?
A)We're geese! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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The myth is a mystery to me!
The mystery is a myth to me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Ethyl the aadvark is keen to nose around the garden while Uncle Dick wants to read his newspaper in the crazy porch!The day goes on in a twisted way.....until eventually Ethyl stumbles upon a gherkin stuck in a hole....in the over-ripe grass.She pulls it out...& rolls it around...until the gherkin has had enough...& oddly bounces away....while Ethyl cannot explain what is happening! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Crown that clown...
& make him the king...
because he's a funny thing!
He needs no jester....
as he is the joker!
He can make anyone...
upturn a frown! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />Comment
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Pick up that pickle...
& throw it away....
as it doesn't go...
well next to Bruce the hedgehog!
It is trying to do something....
but it simply can't do anything!
Bruce has had enough of that pickle....
even though the pickle didn't get enough of Bruce!
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Those two toads are up to tricks...
& want to get some action out of that lonely cheesecake!
Their eyes are really looking at it....
but they are making sure...
that no people will...
get in their way....
& when ready....
they'll dive into it...
like nobody's business! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Oops!I can't believe what i'm seeing!
That hiddeous cocker-spaniel is cocking an alarmed rooster...
& now there's a labrador & St Bernard's dog,chihuahua,rotweiler,pekingese,husky,boxer & poodle & also a red-setter....wanting it too.....but the rooster won't let them have it because it wants all it can get from the cocker!
It's all going a bit cocky in the hen-house by crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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What had 4 legs & flies?
A dead chihuahua! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Crikey!That goblin's dog just popped a slug....& now it's sliding off into the bush!
Maybe it's trying to join some snails....
so it can soon
be a slug as snug as a bug! [img]eek.gif[/img]Comment
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Stop & look at the rooster....smelling it's foot!
It just miscued the asparagus can...
& now it can't stand...
the smell of itself!
Oops!
This is a flop!
This story has to stop....
so here's the one about...
the nun...
who got done...
for trying to have fun.
There once was a nun...
who wanted to have some fun....
but all the other nuns...
would make sure...
she had none...
so now she wondered...
if that's why they liked to be called nuns? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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