Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jocky Frock...
lost his jocks...
to a stupid rooster...
who grabbed 'em
& took off...
because Jocky...
took his
pet rock! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a daft pixie
who wanted his gherkin
to race a turnip...
a zucchini
& a quince...
but none of them moved...
so he threw a tantrum...
& then rumped himself
with the hopeless gherkin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Igor has his eye on Frankenstein's girlfriend...
but she has her eye on Frankie's master!
Igor is wanting some action....
but Franky is too tired...
& his girlfriend...
wants some response..
from his master!
The master...
wants Frankie to work...
but he doesn't know what to make of it all.
This story is going nowhere....
as they're all as mad as march hares! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Glop!
Oh no!
That goblin
just scoffed my sponge-cake!
Glop!
Oh no...
now it's scoffed my cheese-cake!
The next cake
i make
will be fake....
so i'll love
to see the goblin
scoff that one by mistake! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a martian
who fancied tartan...
He would play the pipes
like a grape trying to get ripe
& then throw out an egg-carton
while hoping to make a crust
while he busked! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Money doesn't grow on fools so plant some in my hat! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin likes to collect fungus with his hat! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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That fairy over there is very shy & meek
& wants to take a peek...
at the pixy
who fancies her...
but she is too weak..
& the pixy...
thinks he's too much of a freak...
to impose himself...
on such a sweet
airy fairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Snog a haughty warthog...
& i'll give you a funny frog.
Go on do it...
you wretched nitwit..
who's only passion is eggnog! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Frig off mosquitos!!!
I'm friggggin' itching...
so go & itch someone else...
as i'm just about going ape...
& i don't want to be a hairy fairy....
as i'm not that scary! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll sell you a lucky 20 cent piece for $10! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Spare some for a weasel why don't you!

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Crikey!
That rabbit is hairy...
& that hare is rabbity.
Whatever?
I'm as mad a hairy rabbit! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Crikey!How many questions have been asked since in the history of mankind? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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Crikey!The jester is being led by his rooster into a long forgotten castle somewhere in his mind....
but he can't quite place it...
as it's a bit of & hit & a miss...
so all he has to do....
is wait for the right time!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />