Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a rooster who fancied a goose...
because it was silly
& was always on the loose...
like a yo-yo nilly.
Oneday the goose...
went for the rooster...
but instead ended up with a moose.

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pull a rabbit out of your hat you hopeless nincompoop...
& i'll give you some lettuce! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Spoony pudding head goose...
please don't rabbit on
your rattlebrain prattle...
as too much tittle-tattle...
will make you go worse than a cuckoo
galah ning-nong nutter twit twerp! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool can't puzzle out the question...
so don't expect a proper answer!
He can't even puzzle out...
what the answer may be either?
He's wondering if it's a puzzling answer that
can't be questioned? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The judge can't decide..
whether the fool should be the king...
or the king should be the fool?
Either way...
one of them has to stay...
so which one will have their way? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Some people have a beginning
& some people have an end.
Some people have a beginning & an end(oops & a middle).
I only have a middle!
Perhaps my middle....
appears to be just an interval...
for the crowd...
as i seem to be making neutral progress
as far as a crust goes! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My hat is not a bin...so help me clean up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The 3-legged troll
had a 3-legged race..
with himself...
to get to the finishing line...
only to find...
that he ended at the start again! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm going to have to cut this pixie shit out....
if i really want to rake it in on the street!
Frig it....
i'm lost...
a jester is virtually unemployable...
when there's no castles around!
What the heck i'll goose on...
until the geese catch on! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Help me build up my clown empire so eventually we'll all out-clown normality! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jester's are just not popular enough these days...for society to realise their worth!Priceless chickenfeed nincompoops that money just cannot buy! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.Just joking?
Oops!Am i? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Twitty fruit-cake brain
it's such a shame
you don't even have a name!
What are you like?
Are you real...
or are you a fool's game? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I feel empty...
i've been going for donkey's
but still my hat is waiting!
Make me feel
like a full fool...
& i'll give you plenty! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's going to be a surprise party for a clown....who thinks he should host a party for clowns sooner than later.
A weasel circus is preparing to pigeon feed their way through.....whatever it takes....to throw one heck of a party......for the silly little clown!
They'll give him such a bargain....that it will feel like he's won tattsloto! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Make me feel as good as gold...as i'm getting tired of straw! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]