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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    #61
    Crikey!
    Present yourself....
    as a present...
    to a lovely fairy....
    & see if she fancies...
    it...
    but don't try
    & get too saucy...
    with her...
    or she'll...
    wish you away!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      #62
      Don't pin your hopes on that weasel....
      because he likes to piss in the pickles
      while putting on the ritz!
      He's a frigggin' plumb loco gonzo..
      all spruced up..
      to suit himself..
      & not your fancy!
      I suggest you squirrel away...
      you wretched prima donna..
      & try & pull it off..
      with your hiddeous goblin chauffeur...
      or something...
      & get off your high horse...
      as it takes two to tango...
      & a goblin should...
      surely be your piece of cake!
      <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        #63
        Comb your kiss-curls...
        & show the world...
        you mean love!
        If a saucy imp...
        passes by...
        kiss it off...
        with the kiss of death...
        & wait til...
        you're given..
        the magic pearl...
        which will probably...
        come from the mouth...
        of a goblin girl?
        [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          #64
          Come on mean business man...
          does it look like i mean business?
          Come on you serious coin...
          depart with some worthy dough...
          & show me up some of your success....
          & i may fork out some...
          priceless nonsense!
          Just joking...popcorn brain...
          go & plug yourself into...
          a donkey's rump! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

          [ 02-01-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            #65
            The Princess Of Quiche...
            raised eyebrows...
            with her legs
            as all the old fuddy-duddy
            men within eye-shot..
            were hypnotised...
            by her itsy-bitsy polka-dotted...
            shocking pink tights.
            They became a tribe of horns of dilemma...
            as a hush-puppy pimp gave em' a dose of viagra...
            before they knew it.
            The whole event was completely out of tune...
            as their eyes were tricked...
            by a tranny granny...
            posing in disguise!
            What the heck...
            the whole shebang was not...
            a goer for them all..at all
            as they were all off their rockers!
            [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              #66
              Give me a pretty penny...
              as i'm getting mousy!
              Fork out for a weasel...
              will you?
              Blimey!I'm on zilch...
              Mr Money Bags!
              I guess that's the price...
              you pay....for being a pixie!
              Oh well...
              the best things in life are free!
              <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                #67
                Blimey!Am i a lost cause?
                This middle-of-the-road shit...
                is doing my head in!
                Got to be more familiar...
                with the majority...
                & straighten myself out....
                & the mainstream....
                will give me so much common sense...
                that the dollars will really add up...
                until i'm mean business!
                Oops!Just joking...
                i'm a no frills weasel...
                raking in priceless nonsense!
                <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  #68
                  Stand behind a weasel....
                  & put a squirrel on his shoulder!
                  Whisper.."goose",in his left-ear..
                  & put a gherkin in his holster.
                  Watch the weasel strut his showpony antics...
                  in front of a group on nincompoops who couldn't make it in any team.
                  He'll pop questions...all over the place...
                  & shield off unwanted answers...with his gobbledygook..gooOsey shield.
                  This will be one heck of an owly experience...so i advice you...
                  to put on your goose-boots & let yourselves go...like no chance to lose any favour at all....as there's no perfect picture to be had in this game!Be prepared to be goosed by a weasel! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    #69
                    What is the meowy cat doing in the pantry?
                    It's probably also purring..itself....
                    all saucy on my mousy jerkin?
                    It's a real junk-cat...
                    & it really fancies...
                    my cosy garb!
                    It's not even my cat...
                    but it think's it knows where i'm at!
                    I should introduce it to some forgotten cheese...
                    & see if it likes that?
                    Does it really make any difference...what i do?
                    <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      #70
                      Blimey!I may aswell turn my hat inside out....
                      & see if it works in reverse!
                      I'll go from rags to riches....
                      as soon as i start putting on the ritz!
                      I'm an out-of-pocket scrapeskate weasel...
                      as money doesn't favour fools!
                      Come on fix a weasel will you!
                      Frig it!I'll pixy on...
                      mad as a hatter...
                      until you go funny in the head...
                      & mind the gap...
                      & fork out some real folding lettuce...
                      to a goose!
                      Are you with me....
                      or are you minding your own business?
                      <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        #71
                        Come on milk it hard....
                        Megabucks King!
                        Vaccuum it all in!
                        Make yourself count!
                        Go hard!
                        Go for a stonker!
                        Go for the kill!
                        Go for gold!
                        Nothing succeeds like success!
                        You need money to make money...
                        so make some more!
                        Know the score!
                        Think Big!
                        No be a weasel...
                        aim for the goose bucket!
                        leaf it out....
                        spare a rusty penny...
                        make no sense of it...
                        miss the point...
                        be a no-frills patron..
                        pay the goose out...
                        Go your way...
                        & keep my business to youself!
                        Oops!I'll win some money sooner or later...
                        & rhyme with the bingo...
                        lingo!
                        Oops!I've lost it....
                        but i'll sooner or later...
                        make sense of it all!
                        <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          #72
                          Love is where you find it....
                          so perhaps you'll find it....
                          in a stray rotten gherkin...
                          ready to be thrown at you....
                          by a hiddeous goblin gone wrong?
                          Why don't you try & make ends meet...
                          with a cheap sex poodle...
                          or wave your wand...
                          & hope a fuddy-duddy fiddle-sticks Cat Worzel...
                          plugs you into a heart-broken love machine....
                          which will make you even eat your own y-fronts...
                          whilst eyeing off a sexy guinea pig in a bikini.
                          Oops i suggest you get your gherkin out of that goblin's bum....
                          & run through the woods as a completely lost streaker! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            #73
                            Don't shake a stick at that weasel...
                            or he'll talk turkey!
                            Hold your nose...
                            & look the other way...
                            while hitting it off with a rooster!
                            Look at the sky!
                            What alot of birds!
                            Set yourself off...
                            keep an eye out...
                            for a kooky thistle...
                            & wish yourself...
                            as happy as a peacock...
                            & you might get as ripe...
                            as a cuckoo-clock! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

                            Oops keep missing letters! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

                            [ 02-01-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              #74
                              Crikey!
                              What the big picture...
                              all really about?
                              Can you pinpoint the truth...
                              on the dot?
                              How many atoms...
                              dot it all together?
                              It all comes in many shapes & forms...
                              & there's just too many pieces...
                              to piece together.
                              Anyway my plate is presently full....
                              so i need to eat up some silence...
                              or just station myself as a fly on the wall! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                #75
                                Crikey!Give me $10 & i'll give you a receipt! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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