Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You dropped cheese-powder all over the rug!
I suggest you nose it off...
or you'll really resemble a scrawny runt....
in scrape-skate overdrive!
Go on....do it!
If you don't....
you'll become your own worst enemy....
& then you'll force yourself...
to remain a sissy wimp...
as you'll almost give up on the idea of cheese altogether....
& pose as a timid mouse...
looking for other cheesy stints...
to perform! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That fool is onto something...
as he's popping questions...
& squeezing the pixie silly...
as you can just read..
his wiggly hands..
saying...
what frigggin' weasels they...
both are! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cough up will you!
Sprinkle hard!
Blimey!
What's all this chickenfeed about?
Perhaps...i really am a fairy?
What am i?
a)a novelty
b)not real
c)an object
d)fantasy
e)a dream
f)a weasel
g)a gooOse
or i)all of the above?
Where am i at?
Can i interpret it...
from what's in my hat? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's my fancy?
I'm a frills & no frills...
pixie...
& i fancy fun...
Fairy Land...
& real...
funny hearty..
true pixieness...
that's surreally real...
in the most funtastic sense! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that fly on the wall....
it's up to tricks...
but frigggin'....who cares?
Why has it been there all day?
Perhaps it's pooped...
from not moving at all?
I hope it takes off soon...
as it makes me keep looking at it...
& i'm not going...
until it goes! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a nincompoop who would take...
his pet blow-fly for a ride....
whilst it was attached to some purple cotton.
He would go with it....
wherever the wind would blow!
I must admit...
that the two of them put on a really good show....
but there was never anyone in sight...
so who was to ever know? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That frigggin'nitwit is a goner...
because he chucked my twisties over the fence...
so i wouldn't feed them all to a silly chihuahua...
from next door...
who would bark...
madly,badly & sadly..
if it wasn't paid any attention to!
I was hoping my twisties would help solve the problem....
& now that nitwit....has really set the little bugger off....
so i better do somethink like cough...
& perhaps it might stop a few...roofs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I'm an old hat!
Living in the past has one advantage....
it's cheaper! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once were 2 silly pixies...who would communicate with each other......3 kilometres apart.....via an old tin can telephone!
They would both sit behind rickety wooden fences....& talk themselves silly til the point of almost completely over-doing it!
Oneday their laughter turned into an argument....& then they got so hopelessly mad...that they both tried to have it off with a cactus...& in the process....they were sprung....& were taken to a out-of-this-world funny farm....& they ended up liking it so much....that they stayed there forever! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

A team of worried clerics.....hired a crowd control service to round up a team of outlandish nincompoops because they were putting on such a good off-the-wall show....that it totally upstaged the public opinion....& then the whole town didn't know what to do....as they had been previously brain-washed into believing that they knew the Universe inside out!
The nincompoops were all rounded up into a funny farm in Nowheresville....& after that they were all forced to bark up the wrong tree...somewhere up the end of some garden path....& into a missionary village...that had lost touch with reality! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was an old man...
who lived in a distant cubby-house!
He didn't want to look stupid...
so he made sure...
he wasn't anywhere to be seen.
Oneday a fairy turned up...
out of the blue...
& seduced him to...
to make sure she was true.
He didn't know what to do...
so she took off his shoes....
& cuddled him...
everso sweetly...
but for some strange reason...
he was so frightened...
that he ran away from the situation...
& then humped a stray bush-turkey...
somewhere in some far away bushes! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Morris the moose loves his mousse....more than Mavis the mouse loves Morris the moose!
What?
There once was a moose who tried to hump a mouse.....
because the mouse also tried to hump the moose! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crazy crabs...
are on the run....
sideways...
to nowhere in particular...
whilst on the look-out..
for turtles....
returning funny smiles at them! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The jumping jesting juggler...
jangled his jangly bells...
while singing in tune...
with another loon....
who was also
juggling while jesting! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The cheesy goose gobbled all the cheeseballs greedily while the other geese....watched while losing it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]