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G'day there.....Mr Stiltskinny here looking at a stick-insect....who has just eaten a tiny tick.....because the tick got tricked & thought it was a stick!Such is life!I guess we all have to make a living somehow!Cheeers! 
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Jack Be Quick!
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick!
Jack jump on the pogostick!
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Up there cazaly in there & fight
show em' your at em...show em ya might
Up there cazaly in there & fight
show em' your at em...show em your might!
I've forgotten the lines now?
Ozzy rules!
This is part of the Australian rules footy song....& the ball is made of kangaroo hide sometimes....isn't it?
I'm the Worldly Kangaroo Jester Of Oz
I'm an Ozzy battler mate!
I'm batting for Oz
I represent my country
so ya footy footy fans
should be proud of me!
I'm a weazle.....& here i go....go....go!
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I've lost me friggin' goosepimple for crying out loud!It was there yesterday!Maybe it was a mosquito bump...or a scabie's bite or...a little red spider...bite....or just a friggin' temporary goosebump!P.S.
There once was a gooose
that jumped over a bump
All the ducks laughed
& almost split in laugh
because it looked so obtuse!
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The Gypsy Joker
is back
like a boomerang
even though
i'm nearly
as skint
as a flint!
so give me a token
before i'm broke!
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Come on you Buck Fizz fans
.....give me some Air Supply
....& i'll be Hush
I need some Sherbet
to listen to
as it goes with this
Gary Glitter
Ziggy Stardust stuff
that Barry Manilow
wants to have a go
of!Show off
ya show pony
Mr Baloney!
Holy Macaroni!
I'm off
as i have to show off!
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Fracks here with ya Rumple, keep it upComment
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The Fool's Fool
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There's a fool on the hill
Look over there!
Can't you see the dil
over there?
It's uphill
right ontop of that hill!
Oh gosh!There's another fool
on top of that hill!
It must be it's dual?
Am i seeing right
or is my sight
being fooled?
I can see with my left
I can see with my right
I see 2 fools
& now i only see one!
Now there is none!
This is no fun
have i had too
much rum?
Oh God!Now my eyes
are full of fool's!
I can't believe why?
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Hugo The Funny Echidna
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I once had an echidna called Hugo
who always nibbled on my toes!
It liked smelling snuff
& looking at wheaty puffs.
i never knew why
it was so terrified of potatoes?
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Oh Wow Mr Razzamatazz!
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Mr Razzamatazz
you have pizzaz
You can tap
you can rap
You can even rap
to jazz!
Oh Mr Razzamatazz
tap your toes
& let me watch you flow
to this jazzy jazz!
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Oh crikey!I'm just being a gooOse!Soon I'm going to just totally Cut LooOse & Pixt Out To the Complete Max again!Just joking?Gee my jokes are getting worse!?
I'm Captain Two-Finger typer & i saw this knight the other night who said"Night Night!",to the knight the other night!The other knight said"Nighty Night!"
& then the two knights went another way
& then it was day!
The Knight Of Knitting Needles once crusaded through a mountain of trash as it was a fierce knitting-needle collector!He had a castle made entirely of millions of knitting-needled stuck together!His favourite knitting-needled were the 1300's type!You couldn't pull the wool over his eyes....when trying to trade him with chopsticks!Anyway that's enough!
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The Poor Goblin With Gherkin Pox
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There was a goblin
who felt very insecure
because he got a silly disease
which couln't be cured
It was called gherkin pox.
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The Fat Horrible Dunce
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There was a fat horrible man
who sat
on a rat
on a mat
& then put it
in his hat
& spat
& then ran
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Oh I Feel Frazzled
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Oh razzle dazzle
I feel frazzled
I've lost my shoe!
What should i do?
God!I'm bedazzled!
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Poor Zingle The Fish
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I once had a fish
called Zingle
who always remained single
because i only
ever had one fish
Poor Zingle
I'm sorry
you never got your wish
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