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2 minutes left & then i'll follow my shoes....& catch some time out as.......Ooops 
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Scenter of atttention. Nice one, Rump.Comment
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Crikey!I found another old ticket.....so i'm back online again with more lines to go!Gorblimey!I'm just a two finger typer.....i'm gonna have to learn to type faster for Christ's sake!
Oh Golly golly golly gosh....i'm too scared to even do a show now!After all this rhubarb gibble-gabble,tittle-tattle!I also haven't done a show for ages so i've almost forgot how to do a show!Well i don't even have a show.....as i'm all over the shop when it comes to trying to make a sufficient crust in a money making context!I'd probably do a better show if nobody was watching?
I guess jester's don't really rake it in when it comes to scraping in them frogskins!God!I just totally bomb in shopping malls!Sometimes it feels like a big McDonalds i can't get out of!Oneday i might have a show that appeals to nearly all audiences in most enviroments?I guess if i'm ever really going to be able to afford a castle.....i'll have to be an organised jester....because at the rate i'm going now.....as i've done the maths on it......it will take me over 20,000 year's....to save up for a castle!What the heck!The show must go on!Beggars can be choosers!
The prices are surley being kept down in Afghanistan so we....from privileged society.....shouldn't ever complain again!I guess it's in human nature to complain....as no-one is perfect!Next time i get 1 pence in my hat for an hour's work......i'll consider myself privileged!Anyway take care & all the very best for everything contained within the Universe!
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Thanks everyone for the positive feedback!
I'll give you all a break from this poppycock as you probably deserve it....unless i should just get carried away & go forever & never ever stop.....even if stop get's me!Gosh!I was going to say something else.....but now i've totally forgotten?
Toodleloo for now etc?
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P.S.If i don't get back to you all before the New Year.....I wish the Universe all the very possible best & may we all the good things become supreme!
Gosh!It's amazing how much things have changed since the 50's!Imagine what the next 50 years are going to be like?Hold onto your horses....because these days.....ya just got to go for it!P.S.
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Oops times running out...........someone stop the clock!43 seconds are going qicker than you know it........31 & a half.........24.......19....shivers....9.. ...:POoops!Go...
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Oops times running out...........someone stop the clock!43 seconds are going qicker than you know it........31 & a half.........24.......19....shivers....9.. ...:POoops!Go...Oops!My watch was a few seconds out!
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Forever & ever back!Guess who it is?I'll give you 3 days to guess my name?
What This Story About?
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There once was a gherkin-studded weather-beaten,heart-broken rhinoceros who lived with a raucuos Lillipution who trained his pet rooster to do tricks ontop of an antique tartan tractor which was always in lethargic overdrive.At times Ethyl the rhino
would try to master yodelling to impress Morris the pygmy trickster,who in return would write off-beat poetry all over the streets to try to subtract her flattery from his mind.They lived in a world of gay abandon together as a couple trying to break even against allodds.THere were moments where things would rhyme....when they worked the tables of times against each other like magnets attracting each opposites.What a world they witheld within their mind's in an uncollective world like a oyster that's lost it's pearl.
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Yes!I've weasled my way back & i'm greeting you all with a "Golden Hello!"
Herei am....Mr Chatterbox,Mr Yakety-Yak,Mr Blah Blah Blah,Mr Topsy-Turvy,Mr Higgledy-Piggledy,Mr Hello,Mr Oopsy Whoopsy,Mr Gee Whizzzzzzzz,Mr Ratweazel,Mr Over & Out,Mr Friggin' Forever,Mr Betwixt,Mr Vice Versa & mr Etcetera here wishing all very well with oodles & oodles of greetings galore etc&etc+etc!P.S."GooOse!"
Arrrrrhhhhhh a few year's back again.....i moved into an art gallery called the Artery in Sydney.I was staying at Matin Sharp's for a while(Tiny Tim devotee)& then it was time for me & all my bags to go!I saw an add in the paper for warehouse...studio to rent so i rang up & there was even a prformance night there at the gallery when i arrived.I ended up doing a performance there to Oskar.....Sesame St"Trash Song",& threw & juggled trash all over the place!They seemed to love it & i was a hit...so they said i can move in!The only problem was that there was a bit of a nutter living there & i took his old room.It waw cheap...but beggar's can't be choosers.There was absolutely no light in the morning....so it would always seem like night in that space.Eventually the nutter got madder as the gallery was falling apart & he hadn't been taken his drugs to keep him more mentally together!I ended up having to move out of that place & then moved into another warehouse.....but wanted to move out the day i moved in as it was very hot that day & this new room had no air!It was a partitioned room!I never liked it...& i would potter around at odd hours which would drive the other residents a bit nutty.It was terrible that the crinkling of a plastic bag...was so amplified at night!It drives you insane when you have to be so quiet!It can be so boring having to be as quiet as a mouse....sometimes...especially when the place already echoes!I eventually wanted to get out of this warehopuse space too & an opera singer....found me another place which was a flatette in just about the poshest area in Sydney!I thought "crikey!That would be weird for a weasel like me to ride down such a lush street lined with expensive cars...on my weather-beaten unicycle.THe people that owned the joint were a Jewish couple & they also lived there.They said do you want it for a year.I thought that was quick.# days later i arrived with atruck with all my junk & then went to unlock my door downstairs & there was a note saying that the room was no longer available!My friend who drove the truck went up stairs & told them off as i had paid for the bond & showed them the truck full of my junk.They were a bit alarmed & then said"Ok....we'll give it to you for a few weeks then!"Chris & i went downstairs again to sit down for 5 minutes & Chris said "Do you really want to live here?"I said"Not really!"Chris said"come on let's go!"We went up stairs & told them that i didn't want it anymore.It was strange that they give it to me...then take it back...then give it to me again....& then i said i didn't want it anymore & got my bond back!I didn't like the vibe they gave out as they lived there & it would of been quite restrictive to enjoy the stay there.Chris let me put all of my stuff in his garage for a few weeks.He was also living with a good friend of mine called Pixie.Evntually i had to get my stuff out of their garage & then Chris spoke to a little old lady called Irlene.....who lived adjacent on the back door side of the lane.We went & visited her...& told her of my problem & she said that i could rent it for $20 a week.Again 3 days later i started to move my things in her garage & then she came down & said"get ya stuff out of my garage!You haven't paid a thripance!I'll call the police if you don't get ya stuff out of my garage!"I couldn't believe it...or could Chris as she said i could rent it & now changed her find because i took 3 days to do it...& she said the guy at the paper shop is gonna use it for his car.Chris went mad...& said"Shit Irelene.....look at all his shit!He has no where to put it & you said he could take your garage for 20 bucks a week!"She said"I don't care he'snot having it!"I really felt i was in dire straights as Chris said i couldn't move it back into his garage & there i was standing with no where to go & no where to put all my junk!Later Chris talked to another lady next door who was bed-ridden & she said i could leave all my stuff in her garage for 6 mths free of rent....so i jumped at it straight away.I even ended up living in there for a while....like a real ratweazle.THer were no facilities though....which made living quite primitive indeed for civilized society.Some mornings....Pixie would get up earlier than me...& roll up his roller door to do woodwork out the back.ONe morning after i heard Pixie roll up the roller-door,Irlene went over to him & started to tell himoff....because she thought he was me...as with bot looked a little similar & had goatees.He would say"Look Irelene I'm not Rumpel!",but she would still go on & tell him off.Some other day.....I awoke ever so tired....& after having a late late night & heard Irlene going off at Pixie again as she was getting a bit senile.I rolled up my roller door like a real ferret weazel & she would be really nice to me & then tell off Pixie!Pixie would then stand right next to me & say"Look Irelene!I'm not Rumpel!I am Pixie & this is Rumpel!"Still she would tell him off & it just made us laugh in absolute hysterics!It was the most batty thing out.....it was just too funny to believe!THe perfect comedy sketch!This went on for weeks!Pixie was better dressed than me....as i was a bit rough around the edges & she just couldn't tell the difference...even though she went mad at me for trying to put my stuff in her garage!The next place i moved my stuff to was a tiny house with 1 front room!IT was totally run down...but i ended up living there for a while.....even though the landlord next door didn't know!Gorblimey!I must be Catweazel's son?I bid you all farewell!
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Okey-Dokey!Yoyo....i bid you "Ello",without the aitch & so forth etc?
Isn't it strange.....those once in a blue moment's when you're walking along & then suddenly a blow-fly....flies right up your nose!Has that ever happened to you!Gorblimey!It's enough to make you go nutty!Also when a mosquito buzzes for ever around you.....like they do on a hot summer's night in the country in Australia.....& sometimes......fly right into your ear-hole!Fuck!It's loud!Mosquito's really give me big bumps....the little buggers!I would be quite happy to never get pested by a mosquito ever again.Sometimes they can be interesting to look at in a comical way!Anyway see you later alligator!
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Isn't it annoying when you ring someone up & they're mobile phone sounds like a flat piano!With my voice & a flat piano mobile phone.....it would almost be enough to do your head in....if you had to listen to it for 10 hours in solitary confinement!Laters!Bye!
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What about those times when you get some little scruffy,scraggy dog that just wants to hump your leg....& it won't give up & it clings to your leg with every step!Go for it Henry....just go for it,ya little stonker of a thing!Life really is weird sometimes!
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I was in Adelaide many year's ago on a bus....& i said to my friend as a joke"i'm going to shave my right eyebrow off!"I then did it as an old lady watched & thought i was off my trolley.I just shaved it right off & walked around for weeks with one eyebrow!It even grew back hairier!Crikey!You can't go wrong with 1 eyebrow by all means!Signing Off Strawberrystiltskin with regards!
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It can be funny when an uptight Mr Etiquette Man loses public favour due to behaving a little out of order.You can't always be right Mr Right!There's got to be Fair Play for all of us from time to time....but it's not always a "Just World"as we know it!Ciao & konichiwa!
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Mr Fribble here write now.....ready to razzle-dazzle little by little in time with terrific trombones played by an invisible space jazz band!What am i going on about?I'm losing it!
Huzzah huzzah huzzah!
went the medieval marching band
i could hear though brass ear-trumpet
ever so grand!
The pipers,the drummers
hurdy-gurdy's & mummers
all doing their thing
as the dames would also sing
away the day
ever so gay
to welcome the spring
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