Rumple-Idiot Worship

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Why Don't You Go & Argue With Yourself!
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You win all your arguments,
but you have no friends!
You drive everyone
around the bend!
You should have an argument
with yourself
you silly elf,
right to the very end!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What A Stupid Slip
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There was a pixie that went to skip
but slipped on an orange pip!
He hurt his leg
& bumped his head!
What a stupid slip!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Poor Clumsy Vanilla Caterpillar
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There once was a vanilla
clumsy caterpillar
that accidently crawled into a puddle
& really got itself into a muddle
until it drowned on sarsparilla!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Jester In The Laughing Stock!
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There was a jester
who watched the hands
go round on a coo coo clock
while being restrained in a laughing stock
day & night.
He looked suck a sight
that people would get a laughing shock!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Feed The Fishes Will You!
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Go & feed the fishes
while i make 3 wishes!
If you don't leave me alone
i'll moan
until you do the dishes!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Reciting A Verse In Reverse
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I'm going to recite
a verse
in reverse
to a nurse
who is a man
i can't stand!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh I'm THe King Of The Castle!
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I'm the King-of-the-castle
& you're the dirty rascal
so go & step on a prickle
or slip on a pickle
while i enjoy my castle!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh No It's Not A Beauty-Spot!
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It's not a beauty-spot
it's just a big dot!
If you think it's a spot,
it's not,it's a dot
& don't call me....
Forget-Me-Knot
because that's not my name!
My name
is Forget-Me-Spot!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Lipstick Beetle
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There was a lipstick beetle
who fought in a cosmetic battle
over some gherkin perfume
which smelt like rotten fumes
coming from a mechanical
beetle's bum!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get Up Lazybones!
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Come on lazybones,
pick up your bones
& walk to the shop
or i'll drop
these apricot stones
into your saxophone
& make you moan
to a metronome!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Oxy Oxen Where's My Omo?
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Oh oxy oxy oxen
did you eat my Omo?
I want to wash my socks
before the clock
clocks alot!
Where's my Omo?
I don't know"
Maybe i should go
before i get hit by tomorrow!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make Love To That Armchair!
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Arhhhh....go & make love to that
armchair
overthere!
Try & make it feel sexy
you silly little pixie!
Caress it!
Make it
feel wanted!
Tell it you love it
& want to marry it!
Don't be scared,
it's only an armchair!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get Ya Nose Out Of My Bottom!
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Get ya nose out of my bottom
ya queer little elf!
Go back & sit on the shelf
or i'll flog you
another hue....
until you feel ever so rotten!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all re-educate the Millenium so we,humanity can all overcome power & come together in harmony!It's not an easy gig!The Show Must Go On & Let's All Make It The Best It Can Be Even If It Is One Hell Of A Bumpy Ride!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Live out your mythology as magic happens!Crikey!Just too much to put into words!How can you you fooly get your head round the spectrum of Universal Eternity?We're all in this together in the cosmic fantastical reality of Life!There's a Universe within each & everyone of our mind's & Universe's withing Universe's!HOw many Universe's are there!God!Everything is just too cosmic & multi-dimensional that one generalization will never make up the mind of the whole population!I guess we're all unique in some ways but very different in other ways!It's hard to totally give up your individuality!That in itself...is an exploration into Creation's fanatastical imagination!The best thing is do just enjoy life & make the most of it & do what is humanly possible!Much love & all the best with everything!Mr Rumpity-Bumpity The GooOse on his L plates in the Universe!