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Jestering Marathon Nonsense
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I might attempt a 43 hour show sometime....but it would be helpful if there is a onstage toilet,kitchen,bed,bar & even a shower would be nice!I really did do a full(fool)24 hour solo non-stop jestering marathon show at the European Juggling Convention in Holland in the No Fit State Circus Tent(Welsh tent)!The last 2 hours were really cosmic...& the Circus tent was packed!I was dancing around like a GooOse on the looOse getting more & more adrenaline....as people kept piling in!More & more energy....& didn't feel that tired at all!Gosh!It felt like i could of gone for 40 hours!The last 30 mins....i hurried up & tried to do what i usually might do in a street show.......& then ended with the fire-skipping rope on the unicycle in a pink frilly satin frock with ballons for boobs & jester's hat!Crikey!Looked like a tranny jester or a Hermaphrodite fuckweasel.....but in the last minute it felt like an explosion of comical nonsense was going to erupt & the the crowd counted down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 & 1!Crikey!It felt like some other worldly comical carrousel mayhem.....jestery...circus carnivalia,pychedelia dream Land of Kaleidoscopic....montage....of the spectrum of the Universe....beautiful cosmos unity etc!I didn't even have 1 puff of a skinny racing horse one puff screamer at all!I did drink lots of alcohol....as it was offered to me!I didn't even get pissed at all.....even after mixing beer,shandy,whisky,vodka,rum,brandy,liqourice liquoir,wine,Irish Bailey's & God knows what!I'm such a goooooooose that i don't even have any video footage of the show at all!It would of been good just the capture the end.....as i don't think i'll probably do too many marathons like that again unless i get paid well for it!I put itchy powder in my jocks a few minutes before the end.....& Christ it itched to the max....well 2 hours later i really really felt the effects(don't know why i did that....it was like fibre-glass powder or something!Certainly got a ridiculous rash!)
I sometimes wonder if jester's have gone out of fashion!Oneday...i'll be so filthy rich...i'll be able to afford my own King!Just joking!I seem to go down a treat in unprofessional settings.....but maybe my avante-garde style....is a little like an anti-clown or anti-hero or King Of the gypsies or fuckweasel....or whatever!Gosh!I gonna be a breatharian barbarian & live on a diet of red & green velvet!OOps!I've got to stop repeating myself!Cheeers & aitchooooo....arrrrchhooooo & Toodleloo!
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I might attempt a 43 hour show sometime....but it would be helpful if there is a onstage toilet,kitchen,bed,bar & even a shower would be nice!I really did do a full(fool)24 hour solo non-stop jestering marathon show at the European Juggling Convention in Holland in the No Fit State Circus Tent(Welsh tent)!The last 2 hours were really cosmic...& the Circus tent was packed!I was dancing around like a GooOse on the looOse getting more & more adrenaline....as people kept piling in!More & more energy....& didn't feel that tired at all!Gosh!It felt like i could of gone for 40 hours!The last 30 mins....i hurried up & tried to do what i usually might do in a street show.......& then ended with the fire-skipping rope on the unicycle in a pink frilly satin frock with ballons for boobs & jester's hat!Crikey!Looked like a tranny jester or a Hermaphrodite fuckweasel.....but in the last minute it felt like an explosion of comical nonsense was going to erupt & the the crowd counted down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 & 1!Crikey!It felt like some other worldly comical carrousel mayhem.....jestery...circus carnivalia,pychedelia dream Land of Kaleidoscopic....montage....of the spectrum of the Universe....beautiful cosmos unity etc!I didn't even have 1 puff of a skinny racing horse one puff screamer at all!I did drink lots of alcohol....as it was offered to me!I didn't even get pissed at all.....even after mixing beer,shandy,whisky,vodka,rum,brandy,liqourice liquoir,wine,Irish Bailey's & God knows what!I'm such a goooooooose that i don't even have any video footage of the show at all!It would of been good just the capture the end.....as i don't think i'll probably do too many marathons like that again unless i get paid well for it!I put itchy powder in my jocks a few minutes before the end.....& Christ it itched to the max....well 2 hours later i really really felt the effects(don't know why i did that....it was like fibre-glass powder or something!Certainly got a ridiculous rash!)
I sometimes wonder if jester's have gone out of fashion!Oneday...i'll be so filthy rich...i'll be able to afford my own King!Just joking!I seem to go down a treat in unprofessional settings.....but maybe my avante-garde style....is a little like an anti-clown or anti-hero or King Of the gypsies or fuckweasel....or whatever!Gosh!I gonna be a breatharian barbarian & live on a diet of red & green velvet!OOps!I've got to stop repeating myself!Cheeers & aitchooooo....arrrrchhooooo & Toodleloo!
I can't get my head round 3 questions at once???
Frown & you frown alone!
These flies taste good!
On second thoughts??
Completely Mad!
Too much beetroot!
I spy with my little eye?
Cheesy!
How cool?
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