MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The World is full of fools.....but not so fool of jesters! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
I'm both! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It takes all sorts to make a World!
You can't please everybody! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Life is a pilgrimage!
Is a jester's destiny
to end up in a castle?

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

P.S.The fool must transcend the castle!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let me cash in...on your cash....so hurry up & start paying jester's properly.....or else.....the castles will....die of boredom! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me some money....Father Xmas! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me some real money!I can't make ends meet...with these cheeseballs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm as good as gold.....because i'm Rumpelstiltskin! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cough up some dough before the Crumbleforeskin Empire completely declines! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!That unicorn wants to have a double go at trying to outrun...that silly pixie on his little green tricycle....with a purple colored box on his head....before 5 o'clock...on the 6th of March.....which is 7 days to go......just a day less.....than how many legs an octopus has.....& a couple of lives less than a cat has......and a decade short.....of a thimble that once was....& a century.....before whatever.....& a thousand years after.......the millipede makes it home!Gosh!I'm falling alseep.......i'm telling you it's as easy as winking....so toodleloo before i make complete nonsensical boo-boo gaga....gibberish...that will only be comprehesible to nothing at all! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

10 more to go.....
& i'm certainly giving this a break.....
or perhaps....giving it up....
as what's the point of all this..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?
I'm going to fly off into space on my little green tricycle.....
& pedal....backwards.....amongst the galaxy of stars.....far out......outer than out......like a true....fool lost in space!
Bring out the orchestra of nincompoops.........& let's all hear.....the horns,blares,hotts,honks & toots!
The trumpets will blare....as the little trumpety....ninnigans.....raspberry on & on!
Let a pigeon be your best friend!
Let a fly....buzz you off!!!
I have to trumpet away like Dumbo flying everso high.....far,far & away.....so have a nice day....before the gaggle of geese.....get in on it.......& make you bleat like sheep.....or buzz away like flies.....or croak like frogs!What the heck am i on about?Who cares? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That frigggin' goblin is as greedy as a hog!
He has 3 hats full of mangel-wurzel porridge....
to himself.....
& is grunting like a horrible troll.....
whenever anyone looks at him!
I hope it makes him fart.....
himself off to another Planet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That funny little pixie is as dizzy as a goose....
because he drank too many mugs of goose-berry rum....
& can't stop dancing like a hopeless goose...
doing odd goose-steps all over the dance floor!
He's a real party spinner.....
& has really got twisted....
from playing too much Twister....
when the time was younger!
What a twiddle-twaddler.....
He's in a pickle now....
as he won't be able to drive...
his gherkinmobile steady back....
to the village of Oops....
where he was brought up......
as a goose on the loose! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Friggggin' dizzy pixie made me spell...wrong....by crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

That silly gobliness lollipop lady has pins & needles in her feet.....probably from standing on that goose-bumpy...turf all day.....at the end of the goblin market!
She's more or less.....all the pixies think she does it neither for love nor money!It doesn't make sense....but what the heck.....she's a real winner as far as all the folk at the Goblin Market are concerned!
P.S.A dizzy goblin.....wrote this.....due to strong demand....from his pet rooster.....who....thinks....the goblin is his pet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm nearly as poor as a churchmouse.....so sprinkle free & easy.....fast & loose.....again & again.....with your heart & soul.....high & low....until i'm head over heels....high & mighty....like a fool ontop of the moon! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Nearly lost this post.....due to an imp thwarting this computer!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

5 more to go.....
& then that's that!
Yes...that is that!!
Yessy yes yes...thatty is that!
Hold onto your hats....yet....
because this one....post....
will make infinity seem short!
Here i go.......
no way......
hozay......
this ain't going to be.....
long at all....
as i'm not in for it.....
and can't get on with it....
as i'd prefer a goose-berry & jackfruit milkshake......
& all the goblins from the Goblin MArket would prefer hundreds & thousands!
What more in the World is there to waffle on about...oops i mean't woffle on about! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]