MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Tinkle bells....
tinkle toes....
tinkle nose....
tinkle wrist bells...
tinkle waist bells...
tinkle ankle bells...
tinkle calf bells...
tinkle cod-piece bell...
tinkle rooster frill bells...
tinkle neck bells...
tinkle 3 prong-jester hat bells...
tinkle shaker bells...
Frig it!This costume is getting too heavy!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all just have a global Happy Day......
where it is compulsory for us to all be happy!
Well.....it's worth a go! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes!A World clown day.....
compulsory for us all to be a clown for a day!
Well what about a week.....that's what i meant to say!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr Zig-Zag....
has pizzazz.....
& wants to razzamatazz....
himself as a quirky drag...
so he can zip & zap....
about like a zesty zipper...
with his wand zapper...
in sync with zig-zaggy footsie! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i up in cloud'n'cuckoo land?
Should i join a pixie band?
What to do?
Keep curling my shoes?
Metaphorphasize into phantasmagorical...beings...
or learn to start seeing....
more than meets the eye....
with my mind's eye.....
or just put out my hand....
& let a gypsy fortune-teller....
tell me where i stand? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at this silly frilly frock!
It's not my sort....
but....it's really pop....
& makes me look like a dork!
Should i dance around in it....
& show em'...i'm a friggin' twit?
What a fancy frippery frilly frock...
it goes well with my bumpy..pink socks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blah...blah...blah...friggggin' blah!
Dribble on...netwit...nitwit...twig-beetle brain....imp...scroll some gibberish scribes....& send em' out to the Universe.....& perhaps you'll be taken in by a martian....or odd extra-terrestrial....who will abduct you....far out into space.....where you'll float.....in the cosmos.....further out than cloud nine!Be prepared....ya frigggggin' pixie fool....as you're blah,blah,blah......may work well for the benefit....of strange aliens....who will be with you? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm pacing myself at no sense at all.....so please give me some! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I don't know?
Do you?
Whatever?
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" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Who am i?
Don't ask me? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!This nincompoop...blah...blah..blah....category....come up from no-where?Perhaps i'll pop up another.....category....called...."The Nincompoop Zone"?
I'm off now......as i have to go to the loo anyway!
Toodleloo...
Muchas Gracias.....
Ciao.......
lethargic....neutral...pause-overdrive....i go....
...go-go-go!!!
zzzZZzzzZZzzZzZzZzZzz's............... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that polka-dotted pixie...toying with his....pimpley gherkin...while eating souffle...& purple mousse.....sprinkled with....luminous green sherbert!He's also.....slurping a bubblegum milk-shake......while throwing jelly at the wall!
Don't disturb him....or you may get a custard pie...in your face!
What an odd pixie candy junkie!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that drop-dead gorgeous pinup fairy.......she's not hard to look at by crikey!She's a real traffic stopper.....by jingles!Gosh....she's real eye candy.....but what the heck.....i'm just a weasel pigeon.....with about as much chance as Mr Puniverse...has...with picking her up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That sleaze-bag goblin....trying to massage that innocent fairy....sitting in the corner of room.....is dodgy to the max....& wants her to try some of his creepy love drug potion!Eek! [img]eek.gif[/img]
She's a total babe.......& he's a yo-yo fruit-loop...glutton.......who wants to be everso raunchy....& go a few rounds of hanky-panky! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to backpedal my green tricycle back into the 14th century.....because i left my silver thimble......in a long-forgotten castle......somewhere in the sticks....& it has sentimental powers......& i want to give it back to myself.....so i can show everyone what a fantastic thimble it is! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]