MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i following the shadow...
of a doppelganger....
or is it following my shadow?
Who knows who is who....
but i know....
i'm no ghost of myself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That man over there is totally up the bum!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't put your bum.....on my seat!I don't want you to raspberry on.....non-stop....into my nice floral seat!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

OOps!Hello!I'm a pixie!
Cheers!HAve to go....so see you laters!
Bye for now....
& i'll be back tomorrow...
with more of this pixie potpourri! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I feel a bit...iffy....if i can....do at least another 3 posts.....as i'll probably soon get into a rut.....of repeating myself!
How can i remember what i've said....& what i haven't!
Gorblimey!I'll probably start to soon....keep repeating all my stories!It's hard to be a complete precisionist......so i may aswell clack...these coconut shell halves together & trot off like a horse......galloping away....in mission....of finding the Holy straw.....spun by a weasel with no name! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You qualify to rhubarb on.......if you can quench your thirst with the squelchy juice coming from that goblin's mug!Guzzle it until you feel like snogging a walrus.....who is all ready to go....as soon.....as you feel you are reay....to kive it a smooch it will never forget! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Throw in your hat full of your day's work......in the goblin raffle.....
& you might be surpised with a prize.....or be baffled.....on...& end up cranky!It's a one in 2 chance.......oops....i mean.....it's a one in none chance.....so go for it you....useless fool....or i'll just make you raffle your....pea-cock feather! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumbs up to the weasel......who has won no prize at all......because he doesn't want one!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikes!2888 posts!What?
What?
What??
What???
What????
What?????
What??????
What???????
Crikey!
Crikey!!
Crikey!!!
Crikey!!!!
Crikey!!!!!
Crikey!!!!!!
Crikey!!!!!!!
Oh gosh!
Goshy goshy gosh!
How many more words to go?
The show must go on.....
even if the story doesn't make sense!
How can we all make complete sense out of the Universe!
It's one frigggggggin humungous puzzle!
What the heck!
Go on.......& probe it.....for all it's worth with your questions.....
but science cannot get it right......
as what is really right anyway?
Frig it!
We're all on our....L Plates...if we like it or not!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

1 more post! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go on you love machine.....goblin......why don't you go & do a drag strip-o-gram....for a naked pompous....showpony.....possum player.....who is trying to lure you into.....his den.....to give you a thwack on ya rump.....like a strewthy.....impster with his cane-toad whip! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & join a tribe of nincompoops......
& show em' some of your sorcery......
with your gherkin wand!
Let your spells charm them....
Dance a pavan dance.....
get out your asparagus flute....
& tap away....
until they all agree...
you one.....heck....
of a silly sissy....
that they annoint you with....
gooseberry juice....
until you start to chook...
like a chicken....on the run! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & play with that nincompoop in the pixie-role playing game why don't you? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll go ape if you don't join the gorilla theatre! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do an erotic dance.....for that fairy you silly shy pixie!Go on.....don't be such a sissy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]