Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I thought it was deodarant.....& i've just fly-sprayed myself under the arm-pits!Reality just isn't fair sometimes!Nature can be cruel!Well....not so natural is it!Blimey!I'd rather spray my nuts with aeroguard.....than what i jsut did ny crikes!!!
I rememebr i once accidently sprayed......my belly-button with Brute 33!That is much better than spraying Mr Sheen into your left ear-hole!Anyway i'm off like a mouldy fruit-loop.....so go & have a pillow fight with an orang-utang....you wretched whatever...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!That elephant has a mosquio stuck in it's nose!It swinging it's nose round & round like a propeller!Gosh!It's amazing what 1 mosquito can do!It can cause a complete catastrophe!Where would the Universe be without mosquitos?
Can you give unconditional love to a single mosquito..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is the Universal Mind twisted logic......
twisting our logic?
Get your head round it.....
it it will get round you?
Guess that's what is already doing?
Crikey!How professional are we supposed to get in this Universe!
So professional that we forget about living?
Gosh!It's all too cosmic....
to just go about it all.....
in such an Earthly business manner!
I surrender.....
i'm just a fool....
& that's the way i like it! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Indulge in your hiddeous raspberries....& let the goblins rejoice in them!I think they are getting their rocks off.....so keep farting!
Where would the Universe be without farts?
Next time you do a raspberry.....quickly light it....& flame-throw a beauty!
Just get a lighter.....& let it burn the smell off quick!
Maybe the Big Bang......
was just one big fart that God did?
Gosh!I think i better go to bed.....
as i'm really drifting off....
into completely pointless dribble!
Oops!Not long to go now!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That mosquito has a split personality......if mosquito's have a personality at all?
It's been buzzing around for 3 days......
still trying to get some juice out of my pet rooster called Henry!
Maybe i should swat it.....with my old fly-swatter....
but the frigggin thing is shifty!
It's amazing how much time you can spend on just one little frigggin' mosquito!Gosh!It would be frightening to know the total tally of every single mosquito in existence! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Morris's grandmother is a punk!She wears her old rotweiler collar round her neck.....has a few Barbie tattoos.....sings the Sex Pistols version of...."God Save The Queen"...all day.....& has purple punky perms.....& even her poodle....is an anarchist!She's also one hell of a rocker on her rocking chair!She loves to rock around the clock.....& throw baked beans around the room.....at anything at all!The place is a complete pig-sty......but don't comment on it...to her...or she'll bite ya bum with her false teeth! [img]eek.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If laughter is the best medicine.....
go & see a clown doctor....
& he'll give you a laughing pil....
or give you a tiny bit of helium....
until you get completey high laughing....
at your own silly little laughs!
You may turn into a complete laughaholic...
as if the Gods have blessed you with...
immortal laughter....
if you keep chewing the laughing gum! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The mythical buffon giggles....as he transcends the castle....
like a wild card shape-shifting trickster....
Coxcomb hat...adorned with Olde Worlde bells....ass ears...pricked up....ready to hear what the Universal Gods all have to say!
The fool of laughter......marches on....through times gone by....mocking kings...one by one & ventures into the 20th century.....tick by tick....on a mission....joking his way out of troubles....in a world full of uncertainty!The fool crusades....through all earthly authority,equipped with the power of laughter!
Archetypal jester trickster....fools far & wide.....taking the World's folly with him in his stride!Cap & bells...he goes all the way.....until the 360 is done!The fool must crash....only to rise again....vice versa!The cosmic fool has an endless regard for human identity!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.Oops!Just joking!No-one is perfect! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Toodle-loo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The wild cat,wild card fool....jests....while pulling funny faces at his rooster!The fool believes his rooster is the God Of laughter....as it's so fuckin' naturally funny!His rooster even laughs.....at watching his master doing silly idiotic antics.The fool believes his rooster is the master....& the rooster believes the fool is the master!They just don't know what to make of each other!Have you ever heard a rooster laugh before?
They just go about this kind of nonsense day in...& day out.....
just to fool themselves completely foolishly!
Oh well what the heck!
Fools come in all different shapes & forms!
Humans aren't the only fools you know! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

2 more to go......!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Thank golly ol'goodness for that!!!
Yes!
I really feel...
yes!
Yes!!
YES!!!
I'm really winding up now!

3332 posts + 4063 = 7395 posts!Crikey!I surrender!
I'm 729 posts down for it to be a tie!
What the heck!I'm through!

The fool's journey is done!
I've joked my way....
through this foolish...
jestery comic strip....
& now i'm seeking...
enlightenment....
through being blessed....
with the force of laughter...
or making other people laugh!
Let all the different laughter....
vibrations of this world...
this Universe...
of all creatures great & small....
laugh the great laughter symphony....
so we can all be enlightened...
through the power of laughter!
Laughter is God!
Yes...laugh....love...
be enlightened by laughter....
laugh....
make people laugh....
yes...yes...yes!!!
We can all only do our best....
so let laughter be the best medicine!
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P.S.Oops....had to leave some spaces!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

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P.S.Damn...i forgot to click on the jester icon!!!
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Roostery scallywag raggamuffin man....
roost about....the pen...while pecking away...
in the patchy hen-pecked scene...
& make yourself present....
for the whole cast to script you back into the picture again...
as if you had just woken up in the garden of unearthly delights!
The morning has broken....so let the roosters in!!!
Fool.....full of frills & thrills....nod your rooster frill....
& fool yourself off the roostery track & keep coming back....like a rooster that doesn't know where to go....except go with itself....like a coindental meeting with it's shadow!!!
Follow yourself through fool.....
& you'll be found....
by a passing fool....
if not by yourself...
so...
oops...
can't wind up...
the fairy-tail story....
until the fool finds his tail....
like a snail sliding off it's own trail.............. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[worldwidese]

G'day Mate~ Good to see yer back!
Hurry up and put all your stuff in a book!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cheeers!
Blimey.....frigggin' darn....
got gnabbed $100 for excess baggage on the plane today from Brisbane to Sydney!
The weasel did haggle $220 down to $100.....only just.....as even the supervisor came to the scene....& thought it was slightly amusing to see......so many frigggin' bags & all that.....carried by one darn kanga jester.
Gosh!I'm starting to get gnabbed alot lately for excess baggage......it's really adding up.Might have to just do with a bauble,a small swag....& a wonky nose soon.
Got gnabbed also 50 bob.....on the way up to Brisbane.....but i think they were more lenient as it was Xmas day!
Anyway cheeers for now!!!
P.S.Hope all goes well! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />