Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops i popped the previous post in the wrong box!I'm losing my marbles!Maybe i should go & play a game of marbles with some goblins & use mothballs instead.
Gosh!Fill a bath-tub with motley marbles...will ya!
I used to play marbles at school.....
i used to like the stringers....the scriggly spaghetti ones.....
also the galaxy looking ones etc
I came up with this trick of getting a marble & wrapping it in wire & having a wire handle to hold it...& then holding it over a candle flame for yonks!THen i would quickly throw it in cold water & let it rest.The marble would all crack up...but stay intact....so then i would hold it up to the light & it looked a real piece.
Friggin' fruit-tingles....i've got pins & needles in my foot & i'm losing it!I can't say anything worthwhile as....the zzzZZzz's...are already coming out!Oops & Cheerio!;

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh deary me.....that friggin' time in St Polten at a rastatt in Austria....was a bit of a drag....oh gosh!I managed to get the last seat on the bus from Bruxelles to Vienna...& the wretched bus was packed.I jumped off at St Polton...as the bus didn't go to Linz.I was optimistic about getting to Linz soon after....but the only problem...was no-one at all would give me a lift for hours & hours.I already missed the 1st day.....& now...it was turning to evening.Eventually......i whole convoy of colourful buses pulled in!I thought"What is going on?"I could see as they were pulling in...that there was"Jesus Freaks"painted on some of the buses in big colourful letters.
THey stopped for a while & i asked them if they were going in the direction of Linz.One chap with a mohawk said he was going sort of in that direction....so he told me to jump into his jeep.We took off....& he followed all the other buses.He was driving for some time & then he put some Punk Christian music on.He wanted me to tag along with them & go to a concert that they were going to perform at in Nurnberg.I said"No...i really have to go to Linz!"
Suddenly some time later he accidently took the wrong road & lost the convoy.He drove around for quite a way.....& then i had to get out....as he was completely lost & i thought i might do better with another ride.God!No wonder i got nowhere as his name was Yo-Yo!I guess that's why he probably got that name?I got a lift soon after whilst standing on the autobahn....& then ended up in St Polton again.I couldn't believe it!I did get to Linz at midnight & managed to sleep in the school...with the other performers which was nice as i just turned up out of the blue.
Crikey!I always seem to travel to Linz.....in totally different ways every year.LAst year i came from Ghent & miscued a day!I thought people were joking when they said it was the 2nd day of the festival...as i thought i got there...first thing in the morning for the first day?It absolutely pissed down with rain all day...til late at night....but i still did shows undercover....which went well.Anyway Toodloo for the thousandth time!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

59 to friggin'go & i'll pop a party popper by crikey!Hurry up ya friggin' GooOse!Just get on with it....Oops.....Ooops....Ooops....Ooops.. . ... ... ... .. .. . .. .. .. .. . ... .. . oo oo... o o o o o o 's . .. . oo oo o oOps . . oOOooPs. . . . . . .pop..O's.. ..Friggin' ooOo's . . . . . . . . . . . Weasel-Squeezers....Where's my tweezers? Hats off to the Oompah Loompah.. with the Golden Egg...
Go & spin some straw ya cretin...of a scrawnystiltsparrow nitwitter!
Go walk a poodle will ya!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come here ya nitpicking pettifogger
before you go astray in the big fog!
You're got fleas in your ears
& a bone through your nose.
Can you balance a peacock feather on your nose......while playing the hurdy-gurdy...
in time to the pavan dance....on the radio?
Come on through & blow the cob-webs away
& i'll invite you to a round of asparagus ale....round after round until ya fully wound up,like the turning of ya gurdy handle...& then you'll fall asleep as easy as peasy!Come on ya friggin' thingamijig as i'm already fit as a champion thumb-twiddler!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Shuffle them cards & try & strike a wild card you fool.Throw that flippin' dice...to see you gets the first deal.It's a dicey business....but place ya bets....as i'm ready & ripe...to throw down a few frogskins a.s.a.p.Shuffle them well as this is no trifle matter!Spin that dice...ready-steady-go..go..go!Go for it you goon!Number 3!Flip a card dood!What does it say.....?Wildcard!You fool!Never played poker....you madcap Joker?Oh crikes!I have to run....as i'm in a hurry to catch a game of chess...with another fool....who only has rooks on his board!Kooky!Fare the well & maybe you might fancy playing strip poker with yourself ya friggin' pixy elf!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yakety-yak,gaggle,gaggle,
racket about & squeak,squawk
& squelch away!
Put on your squelch machine
& squelch,squelch,squelch!
Honk a horn
clack a clacker...
klakkety klack....
klakkety klack...
kortch kortch
krumf crumpety trumpety
ninny ninny....
klomp....klop...
klop...& klomp
ticktack a tic-tac
tic-tac-to
to-tac-tic
tick tock
tock tick
tickety-tock
tockety-tick
cheep-chirp-cuckoo
cheep,chirp-cuckoo
Oops & Whoops
to you all!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh!Gorblimey!Of phooey..there's a friggin' nose-wig up my left nostril...in searh for accommodation!What should i do?Should i let it nibble on my goobie or should i sneeze it to Kingdom Come or perhaps still it in my ear-hole...& pop it out....& say"Earwigo ya friggin'little eerie thingamajig!
I'm off with a sneeeeeeeeeze!Arrrhhhhhtishoociao!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

22(that's when i had my friggin'nose-job)to go & then i'm gonna party to the complete max by friggin'by crikey....i'll pop a party popper...& chuck a handful of confetti at the Universe!!!
Yippeeee!I'll stick confetti up my nose & sneeze myslef to Kingdom Come!I'm Captain Yo-Yo.....in flibbertigibbet overdrive.....oink...oink....oof....eeeeeee..honk, honk,honk,squelch,squeak,sqwark......give me some friggin' rhino quark!Toodleloo....i'm have to zing & ting-a-ling some bells....in time with the clock!Tick-tock & ticky-tocky-ta-ta!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-07-2002).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops!I'm getting my sections mixed up!What section of life am i in at the moment?
Imagine being an elephant with a blocked nose!Gorblimey!
Anyway cheeers & !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh....ducks have weird noses!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can ants smell?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get off ya friggin' tricycle!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Let's all pick each other's noses....& see how much sense we can make out of it all!!!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Apparently the Sphinx lost it's nose as the Turks would practice their clay-target shooting on it!Gorblimey!