Rumple-The community gifts a nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't stop nosing around on the topic of the schnozzle!I don't want to be a victim of nosology forever.....i'd rather get into knowsology!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-03-2002).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God!How did Tiny Tim manage to get such a honker of a nose!It's amazing that someone can have that much nose?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cyrano certainly has a nose aswell!Crikey!That's almost 3 noses in 1!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I snuffed some snuff once!Yuck!;eek:

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I snuffed some snuff once!Yuck!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that hopping mad....kangaroo-jester with the hooked nose jumping around on spring-shoes to "Skippy The Bush Kangaroo"music!He's probably got a few roo's loose in his top paddock!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to play it by nose!What key was that fart in?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey you nosey parker....go & park your nose in a rhino's bum!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Losing a beak.....wouldn't be as bad as a hammerhead shark with tunnel-vision!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I shouldn't be led by my nose too much!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Maybe the longer my nose gets....the more i will know?Maybe Pinocchio knows(nose)too much?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Professor Willy P...i know where your other purple sock is?It's in Ernie Sigley's castle somewhere in the sticks in the pack-pocket of Dubbo!

[em]

and Rumplod i know where your other sock is too, we found it under the sofa after you had stayed. It was gently hummimg to itself....
ps Are you gonna sift through your writing and write your first book????
love
ems

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!There's remanents of me....floating around all over the place.I don't know how many socks,towels,toothbrushes,phone-cards,pens,pencils,squeaky lobsters,batteries,reels of cotton,noses,thimbles,eye-baths etc...i've left behind..in my time....but it must be quite a few by crikey!Just hang onto that sock...as it may come in useful by coincidence.I have many odd-socks that might be able to match it!
Professor Willy B...claims that her purple sock has gone astray.....so maybe....even if the sock your hanging onto for me...doesn't quite match...her missing one....it's the thought that counts!
Gorblimey!It's a mission for all of us to some how keep it together as there surely is alot of stuff in the World!It's amazing that even a quarter of it sells!Oh well i better hit the frog & toad so Toodleloo & all the very best by jingles!Rumpel The Weasel GooOse-Egg!
P.S.I might get a book out oneday...but who the hell would buy it....& ontop of that....who would ever publish it?It's all online now...for free....
Oh crikey!I'm a 21st century cardboard biscuit pixie!I better sling them cardboard boxes together & make a castle a.s.a.p & stick a flag ontop with the picture of a GooOse!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I better keep to noses...because this is the NOse section!Lets talk about nose rings!I used to have one!Crikey!
I once got my left ear-pierced 8 times in one day & also a couple in my right ear.They got infected as i bought some cheap jewellery for a couple of them...& it made all the others go bung.
I remember....stacks of years back....i was playing cricket.....& just before someone hit a ball coming my way....i snuffed a Vics nasal inhaler....a bit too hard & then i couldn't even see the ball...as my eyes really flared up!Everyone was yelling get the friggin' ball,but i was helpless as it felt like i had been holding moth balls next to my eyes for too long!
Have caution with blocked noses!