GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Juggle yourself through the journey....
fool of ups & downs....
life is like a yo-yo roller-coaster...
Follow you nose
tinkle your toes...
pace yourself...
step by step.
There's lots of ground...
for fools out of bounds....
to go to go wild in.
Jest away your wildcard antics...
as free as a goose on the loose.
Life is art...
there's alot on the plate...
help spread laughter...
to release excessive emotional baggage.
Send in the clowns....
go like a dream..
in the esssence of fun.
Don't go old in the head....
keep playing with toys....
& stop trying to be a reason head!
Don't lose colour...
be a kid again....
fool like there's no tomorrow....
& laughter will follow! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i worth the price of money? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a scrawny weasel who loved the crumbs of comfort!He would nibble on crumpets....leaving crumbs....as the sight of them would make him feel cosy!
He was a first class mess.....but didn't care.....
as he wasn't intereted in impressing anyone.....& had a phobia....of being paid attention too.
Oneday a chihuahua entered the scene...out of the blue....& the weasel took such a liking to it...that he let the little chihuahua nipple his crumpets for him....as to leave many a crum all over the place!
Anyway this is as much of the story......
that a keen pixie managed to get....
but he knows the weasel pretty much did the same thing for the rest of the show! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The jester from the Old World...
weaves his way into many a worlds
gracing life's bumpy ride...
bit by bit...
as if it were....
all a show within some joke! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I surely am a bargain! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The battle of ordinary clones...
is made with common sense....of the majority!
Oops!
Start again!
I'm falling asleep!
The regular plastic people tribe....
is duplicating itself out of proportion....
& magnetising other sheep to stick together as a whole....
lost bunch....of popular things~!
Oops~!
I'll start it again!
The tribe of individual clowns....
all become obscure....
as they are a minority of unpopular outlaws!
Oops!
Toodle-oo for now!
Blimey!
Oops!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If i was the president of the World.....
i'd turn all the soldiers into clowns....
so the whole show...
would end up being...
a circus...
of contagious laughter! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're a frigit
digit...
you airy
fairy!
I think...
you need a gherkin...
that's rigid! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin is hot stuff....
& is turned on....
by a rotweiler....
who would rather
turn him off...
as he's got hot nuts! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey diddle diddle....
your poodle is having a piddle...
right in the middle...
of my show....
so give me some dough...
& i'll real giggle! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

A jester is not made of money.....so spare some worthy crust for a fool will you by crikey! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a moose..
who always would follow a goose...
any which way it wanted...
because the gooose...
had wonky ways....
& couldn't
keep it at bay! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The turtle looked in the mirror...
& wondered why it looked so happy...
even though it was depressed.
Then suddenly along came another turtle....
who wanted test...
if it was also happy in the mirror. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!
How about that!
My cheeseball...
looks quite lost...
in the Universe!
I can't be stuffed to eat it...
so perhaps i should offer it...
to a silly warthog..
who would just love to
make the most of it...
but what the heck....
i think i might...
stick it on the wall....
& wait for it to fall!
Crikey!The life of a cheeseball! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That silly goblin is an addicted well wisher.
Why doesn't he try & blow a thistle...
or perform toady ritual spells?
He spends all day wishing...
that he could turn into a toad...
but i think he would be happier as a fish! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]