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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Lord Ordinary...
had a rascal canary...
who would chirp in his ear...
which would make him go queer...
& then out of the ordinary! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a fairy....
who fancied a weasel...
everso hairy...
straight from her heart...
because he was good at art...
& looked quite girly! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't double-speak at the same time...
you forky fool...
as my ears..
don't fancy...
over-lapping words...
& especially...
from a fool
who has lost his mind! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's brutes & dolls on the beach....
spunking themselves up...
as if they were on a sleasy catwalk...
showing the world...
what it's all about!
Not my cup of tea....
but who cares...
because i'm just a silly little pixie...
who's off with the fairies! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a mosquito..
who tried to hump a blowfly...
in mid air..
but could never get
a frigggin' hold of the bugger....
so it missed out....
on the whole! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a little old man who worked against time...
because every clock he had was wrong!
He had 43 clocks....& they were all set at different times.....
so he lived in a world of any time possible!
He would get all his hours mixed up....
& go all around the cuckoo-clock....
while cock-a-doodle-dooing like a broken rooster!
He never went anywhere...
& didn't know what was going on in the outside world....
as he was completely lost in his inside world!
He wasn't interested in reality....
& only fancied his fantasy!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The silly goose...
couldn't get his silly point across...
to a team of sceptical nincompoops...
about his travels in Fairy Land!
They all told him to go & jump in the moat...
& stop acting the goat...
or they'd put him in a laughing-stock...
& make him forever a trapped joke...
like a fool imprisoned in an eternal cuckoo-clock! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

All this pixie shit..
is a bit touch & go!
It's like a pigeon...
camouflaged as a skunk...
trying to flog it's own show!
Oops!I'm writing this...
on behalf of a pixie....
or is it a pixie...
writing this on behalf of me?
Who knows?
It's all a bit 50-50! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ride a hobby-horse to the Moon...
you knob-jockey...
with your fluffy spurs on...
& a shoking pink boa...
around your stocky
neck...
you moony loon...
as sexy as a ship-wreck! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're all over the shop you scrape-skate weasel!
I think you should buy a metal-detector....
to strike up some gold!
Have you ever heard of a real business fairy...
as there's not much money in Fairy Land!
Money & reality go together! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That arsey mosquito keeps trying to shit in your ear!
What can you do about it?
What can a Pakistanian elephant in Mongolia do about it?
Why is the Universe presenting this problem to you?
What on Earth is it all about? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is the Universe all about?
What on Earth is it all about!
Is it all making us believe.....
we beleive we are making it up...
or is it believing we are making it up!
What do you make of the Universe....
& what does the Universe make of you?
What do you make of God...
& what does God make of you?
It's all happening!
If there is a God...
it's surely taking the mickey out of us! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Some bloke who was watching my show last year....kept calling me Mickey Mouse!Weird!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You pigeon-hearted weasel....
why don't you fool for a dear fairy...
but don't pose as a problem...
or you make get lead by the nose...
& forced head-first into a goblin's bum! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fool of the World...
all in green...
hold your clover...
up for love...
& change this World...
into a happy leprechaun's dream.
Sing & dance...
& make merry...
play your jigs...
& fiddle
away....
until everyone...
gets your way! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />