GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The leprechaun bowed an Irish jig on a saw...
& amused all the pixies going fool circle...
who were laughing & giggling...
non-stop as they were all...
on a mission to make peace...
out of the heavy-hearted jigsaw
of life! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You are beyond a joke you fool!
Why don't you stop laughing about nothing?
You can't stop...
can you?
It's not even funny...
but it's making you laugh beyond a joke!
Are you a laughing funny joke....
or a laughing joke to be funny
or a joke laughing to be funny?
It's all becoming a funny joke to laugh at now...
you fool....who's fooling me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get in line you fool....
or you will never be able to rake it in!
You're a pixie...
in No Man's Land!
Perhaps if the World was just full of women....
your softcore fairy shit...
would actually make you richer than a king! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You are a real idiot card....
who comes up trumps...
whichever way i shuffle the deck!
I suggest you eject...
yourself out of the pack...
& get off our backs! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's that fool got to do with you?
What have you got to do with that fool!
Look at each other...
face to face...
& see who...
is who! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The weasel is on air....
so change the station...
if you don't care!
What's the radio got to say?
Is there a weasel...
trying to get at us...
with no sense at all?
All his words...
That fool
is off the wall...
but what's it got to do with us? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Are we all in the house of God...
playing comedy...
in sarcastic ways?
Is it all just a trick of the Universe....
or God playing a joke on us?
Is God in charge of the Universe...
or is the Universe in charge of God?
If it was a battle between God & the Universe...
who do you think would win? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i a human error....
or is there an error in being human?
What are we like?
What can we do?
Are we all trapped in a joke....
or joking to be trapped! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

No ifs or buts...
weasel....
or you'll get
a rotten gherkin...
screwed into your butt!
I advice you....
to hold off your gherkin desires.....
or you'll get fancied by a gherkin vampire! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make use of that gherkin....
but don't play with it the wrong way....
or you may....
do yourself...
rude stuff...
& then get noticed....
by a peek-a-boo
goblin....
who will also...
want to get in on the action...
until you've had enough! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can the Universe keep time with a fool.....
or can a fool keep time with the Universe?
How many times can a clock count correct?
How can you correct the time...when a clock can't count!
How would you know?
How many clocks will keep the time right?
What time is the Universal clock now?
How can God keep up with the Universe?
How can the Universe keep up with God?
How can time keep up with infinity?
Toodle-oo....
time to go!
P.S.Tick-tock-tick-tock....
tick-tock-tick-tock....
tick-tock-tick-tock....
the clock can't stop...
it must tick-tock non-stop! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is money really worth it? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Get hold of the monkey wheel...
Captain GooOSe....
& sail the seas of laughter....
until a ripple of happiness...
sets us all free...
nice & easy! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

WHEN WILL GOD OR THE UNIVERSE GET US TOGETHER? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Break the ice you weasel....
pixy out...
cut loose...
go wild...
get goosed...
tickle a grumpy goblin...
play hard...
joke yourself silly...
jest beyond control...
jump around like a happy kangaroo...
juggle nonsense extremely higgle-piggledy...
go,go,go......like a fool....
too loose...
for reality to get a hold of!
Oops!Go pixie go....true to a goosey-weasel's life! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]