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Thumbs up to GooOse!
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Thumbs up to Weazel!
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Go & Get GooOsed!Comment
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Don't get goosed by a weasel...
or don't get weasel'd by a goose!
I'm going to sport myself as a fully-fledged goose...
& be a wicked weasel at the same time!
I've got nothing to lose....
except pins & needles in my left foot!
Cheeers!I'm off to communicate to Timothy the box-turtle..
behind the old card board box..
lying in the corner of the room! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Pigeon-feeding weasels...
are making themselves worthy..
to be seen on display in the main public square..
today...as they are all geared up..
to share their quirky stints...
of unusual pigeon feeding!
They've got all sorts of goodies...
to make their fellow little buddies...
reap the fool benefits...
so i advice you..
to watch the weasels...
hand out their gooOsey rations...
to the scruffy little pigeons...
who know exactly how to act...
when given mixed...
portions...
from their master feeders...
who are putting themselves...
out...for the pleasure..
of the public...
& of course not to mention...
all the weird little pigeons!
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It's amazing that butterflies actually taste with their feet! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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It's a toss up...
whether i'm a weasel..or a goose?
Which do you think?
I know i'm both...
but i have to split...
the 50-50 difference...
just for the sake of this post! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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"Butterflies are known to gather around ... fermenting fruit, perspiring people, dung and dead fish"
-Harriet ReinhardComment
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The Kangaroo GoOOSe...is back in Oz!
Blimey!I was 3 times over-weight on freight.....but was very fortunate....that they didn't gnab the weasel.
Crikey!I think the Rumpelstiltskin castle-load of tat show's are on the brink of extinction.....because most events won't reimburse the excess freight factor....& also i can't afford it either.....because when i do get gnabbed....that's almost half my wage....off the booking!
Crikey!Should i retire a pauper weasel peasant.....or just buy a 10 ft unicycle....chainsaw...machete...fire-torch....sport shoes....peroxide my hair....get a crap tattoo & tell recycled jokes....& behave like a showroom dummy....& the majority will think it's the bee's knee's!Oh crikey!Oops!God darn.....frig it....i'm starting to blow my trumpet....frig it....get GoOOSed.....frig it again...Oops....blimey....darn...friggggin' frigggster....ol' whatever!!!
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Darn!Left just one apostrophe out....so now you can't notice it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Gosh!I seem to be an expert at buying things....& then accidently walking off without it(or them).....just after i've bought it(or them)!!!
I'm also an expert at being last one on board the plane!I don't try to though....it just seems to happen coincidently every single time!
The customs confiscated my juggling balls on arrival into New Zealand......& when leaving New Zealand.....they tried to find them.....& told me to wait just at the counter......before you get on the plane.....& i was worried that they had destroyed my balls.....as i was supposed to pick em' up a week earlier.....as i left a week later!Had to pay another $120 nz to change my ticket date!
They found the buggers just in the nick of time.....
as i also got held up earlier when checking in my baggage as the computers were down....& they were deciding whether they would let the weasel off free.
I was so frigggin' hungry that i scoffed 3 meals on the plane....& 2 small wines...& a few bread rolls.
Frigggin' woke up instantly.......to the plane going hard when it landed on the bitchumin!It really hit hard on it's wheels & gave people a bit of a fright!Almost was wondering if the wheels were going to fall off.....during it's 300 kms(whatever)an hr.....on the main drag!
I declared muesli to the customs.....
& was lucky.....as if they found it....without me declaring it....
it would of been a $220 fine!
Blimey!Also lucky i got my ticket changed in time.....
as i waited 50 minutes in Christchurch....at the Quantus office.....& rode quite some distance.....around town...& out of town....on the one-wheeler....spokey-dokes machine....& in time to get picked up...with my tat....by a shuttle-bus!Oh that's right.....also rode frigggin' just about miles to get to the dentist.....& had a tooth filed a bit earlier aS well.....but was 25 mins late for my appointment....but still wasn't given grace on the time factor!
Oops!What the heck am i going on about?
Perhaps i should resign from P Net.....
as i'm just a frigggin' waffler....
& i'm almost getting up my own nose!
Cheeers!Toodle-oo!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Gosh!More spelling mistakes!What the frigggin' heck!!!
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Go on.....have it off with a shonky gherkin you weasel...or i'll stick a small mothball in your left ear-hole before you know it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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There once was a hopeless goblin...who lived in Gherkin St....
& had a house made of 1000's of old rusty weather-beaten cans of no frills asparagus cans!
He would fart all day.....
as he was completely hooked on off gherkins....
& all the neighbours would have to bear his stench....
but he didn't give a hoot...because he was a gnarly brute....
who was much more than a fruitloop.
He had a little pet axolotyl by the name of Borris....& he would feed it....vegemite Rye Vita biscuits....every 4 hrs....& then make it stare at his pet box-turtle for 3 minute sessions....just for the sake of whatever!
Oneday Borris lit one of his farts.....
& it back-fired so bad that he died from internal combustion...& that was that!
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"Give me some money ya.....Frigggin' Tossers"!
"Come on.....For Fuck's sake"!
"Who do you think i am.....
some kind of fool"!
"Just joking"!
"Oops"!
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I'm going to print my own goosey money....
so then i can pay myself out! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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