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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Maybe my hat should be used as a rooster's toilet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      I'm going to play a joke on myself...
      & see if it fools me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        I'm going to play a joke on a fool
        & see if the jokes on me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Go fool go...
          it's all green lights
          from us pixies...
          so go like there's no stop!
          Go through the game of life...
          but don't let the traffic stop you...
          just go,go,go...
          until God says.."No"! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            History repeats itself so i may as well remain a jester! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Words cut more than swords.....so i better get my word shield ready....or build a wall of words around me! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                The Mad Hatter follows the rooster compass through wild card worlds....until time reverses him back to the start....& then forwards him to the end....as if he was going one way all at once! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  There's a fool somewhere in the world right now....jumping around like a kangaroo inside a bouncy castle! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    I'm a weasel....when has a weasel ever needed money?
                    Same applies to being a goose!
                    [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Wild animals are self-sufficient & don't need looking after...like domestic animals do! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        We are the jokes that make the Gods laugh! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          Is God the King Of Laughter? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            Make love to a love machine or God will do your head in! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              Get a polly woffle up ya!
                              Jack off in front of a naked armchair!
                              Stick a fruit-loop in your ear-hole!
                              Make a monkey out of a baboon!
                              Go kooky on a lost cane toad looking for love!
                              Bounce a sping-onion off a chess-board...
                              & wobble jelly while jumping!
                              Fill the toilet with gherkin beer..
                              & make it chuck up!
                              Roll up into a ball...
                              & play roly-poly
                              until you're all rolled out.
                              Smell a forgotten troll's sock...
                              & then give it to a thousand weevils!
                              Hand kiss a warthog...until it farts itself off your rocker!
                              Give up & turn into a thimble! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

                              [ 02-11-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                That clock has two faces!
                                Back & front...
                                You can watch it...
                                back-to-front
                                or front-to-back!
                                It's two timing
                                you...& is 2 faced..
                                so you
                                might have to keep in time...
                                with it's ticks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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