GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You give me $20
& i'll give you $10 back...
with my autograph on it!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think it should be compulsory for people....
to pay good vibe fools properly! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If Kylie Minogue wasn't sexy......she'd probably be on the dole!There's alot of chubsters out there with alot better voice....but that's the "So Called Success Industry"....& it doesn't favour non commercially viable things!
It's like that with all industries....music,television,films....& even the frigggin' street!
I'm gonna change it all......i'm going to topple 'em by crikey!They'll sooner or later get the picture that weasel's should be in favour!Those frigggin' business brains.....are going to get a fool serve of weasel/gooOse power!I'll change the business world.....i'll show those rich entrepreneur's that i'm a weasel to be reckon'd with!
Hire weasels!
Hire Weasels!
Hire Weasels!
I say..."Hire Weasels"!
I friggggin' once again say....."Hire Weasels"!
If you don't....."Ya frigggin' should so something more interesting with your money!"
Frigggin' sport's car brain!
Frig off Kylie!!!
Oops!!!
Now i've done it!
She'll probably end up giving me a gig oneday....
& pay me off...
just to shut me up!
Blimey!I'm burning my bridges....
i'm blowing my trumpet!
Frig it!I'm going to change the World!
I'm going to change the whole industry!
Soon there will be no choice but to hire....weasels,pixies,fairies....& true pure funster nincompoops etc!
I'll fucken show 'em!
I going to turn the whole fucken' show into Pixie World!
P.S."Get GooOOoOoOooOOooOoooOooOOOoOosed"!!!
P.S.Blowin' My Own Trumpet! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cock a roosty...you goblin ape!
No let a rooster cock you!
Give it to each other....
like lost plots!
No don't!
Yes do!
Just do your things...
& go about it the other way!
What?
You're both frigggin' cocked off your rockers! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a weasel who nearly got into a battle with a horde of beer monsters.....because they took his only 10 cent piece out of his hat....that took him 3 hrs to make!
He frigggin' went troppo....ape...& nearly lost it.....but grabbed it back real fast....& bolted like a rooster running on pins & needles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.What was all that about?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & play scramball with a scrawny scrape-skate horsey weasel looking for anything to do!
Kick the bugger of a ball......into the cardboard box goal....& you'll score fair'dinkum dude!
Run like a complete frigggster on the trot.....& go,go,go....like a snaggletooth warthog....looking for some simple action!
The only way to win....is win....
so just frigggin' get off the bench...
& play like there is no more!
Come on you old bag.....run for it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Comb the grass....
play cat & mouse...
with yourself.....
like there's one man out!
Jingle your rattle....
bob a ballon on a stick...
catch a matchbox on your nose!
Don't be a slave to yourself...
tip tap toe....
on a checker board...
& play hard...
until your name...
becomes famous! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's it all about?
Words within words....
the story is all over the place!
Get your head right!
Read between the lines!
Word after word....
it's all a bit wordy!
The Universe is a frigggin' story....
i'll say!
The whole human race can't quite translate the whole picture!
Frig it!I'm going to play noughts & crosses...
with an ourang-utang before my time is through! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That peewee goose sitting on the bench.....thinks that weasel over there sucking his thimble....is trying to make everyone....a minority!
The weasel wants to protest against the mainstream.....& get all weasels to voice themselves silly so they all become role model public figures!He hopes the weasel chain-reaction will set the stage....for the media to go along with the show....& hopefully brainwash people back into reality!
P.S.Are you with me....
& the tribe of weasels?
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Rumpelstiltskin

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Drink to anything you beer monster!
You're on the bottle like a goblin sucking a rhino's knob!
Blimey!You've got such bad table-manners....that you'll never impress the upper-crust!I guess you don't have to anyway....as you're already stinking rich!
I think you should go & have it off with a pink elephant....& then drink a round of gherkin beer while juggling jellyfish!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God has a stonker for the Universe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a homing pigeon who got coompletely lost in air-space....& flew around in circles for days...trying to find it's one & only pigeon hole.....but it got so frigggin' tired in the end...that it somehow managed to fly right into an empty cuckoo's nest by sheer utter fluke!I don't know what happened after that....because the telepathic communication between us....got disconnected due to some wretched pigeons arriving on the scene & crossing my thoughts! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

On behalf of...
or should i say...in accordance with....
or should i say.....in mistake for....
i now announce....
by order of whatever...
i am now in possession....
of a hopeless king...
who has lost the plot...
because he can't follow his fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have to throw something up...
like a gravity-stricken gherkin...
wanting to bounce off....
oddly...& into the woods.
I better stick my neck out....
& fork it out...
into in visble light! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is the Universe doing to me?
What am i doing to the Universe? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />