GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The clock is ticking off tocks...
as time is ticking away...
tick after tick!
How many ticks has that clock got?
That clock...
will eventually tick itself off....
when it's time is done! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is the answer....
question head?
Are you too puzzled to know....
what the answer is holding from you?
If you don't figure it out....
you may turn into a spun digit....
as God only knows want you want? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Life can be like a price list!
What does it all add up to?
What is the total sum of everything?
What do we all want?
What can we do?
Are we buying ourselves out of reality?
Crikey!Will the Universe pay us off? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm lost in time!
What time zone am i in?
The time is warped!
Time is ticking away.....ticking over.....
like i'm lost in a world of clocks!
I can't turn back the hands of time....
as time is pacing itself forwards.....
& i'm getting time-worn!
I want to be Peter Pan....
reborn time after time(oops that's a paradox)!
Perhaps i should take a time capsule....
or create a time machine....
& have a time out of my mind! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The World is going out of control.....or is it the other way around......it's becoming ultra-controlled?It's all a bit weird!
What should we believe? <img src="graemlins/square.gif" border="0" alt="[square smile]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do weasel's shit in the woods? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What is pink & wrinkly & hangs out of the side of your shorts? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

What's the difference between a squashed gherkin & a squashed pickle? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a saucy pixie...
who would always sit on his furry...
toilet seat to tickle his fancy!
Oneday....he caught a frog...
munching on his turd...
so he tickled it...
& then gave it a quicky! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where the fuck do mosquitos sleep? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I make money in an old fashioned-way(old fashioned wages)! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The leader of the band....
ordered his nincompoops...
to march through the forest...
while looking for fairies...
& his lost canary.
They went through...
for days & days...
& then left...
because things started...
to get a bit hairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Take time off...
from Fairy Land...
you scrawny weasel...
banging your ribboned tambourine!
You're always off with the fairies....
even when reality whispers in your ears...
so pay attention...
& let go of your measles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go your own way.....frigggin' pixie!!!
You're all over the place!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
What are you?
You're a frigggin' gooOse-egg...
in the moonshine...
you weasel rooster pixie! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go off pixie!!!
Go & pixie out!
Go...go...
even if it's a no go!
Go...you yo-yo...
go-go
so-so...
go on...
go off...
funster pixie!!!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]