GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I'm all over the shop!
I'm on sale for chickenfeed!
Maybe i should auction myself off...
like a cheap car salesman...
& bribe the public...
to sell themselves off
to bad taste! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That clock has gone off!
It can't keep it's ticks in order any more!
It's all clocked out....
well perhaps clocked off!
I've got to clock it back in again...
as it's not my job...
to keep track of time! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I'm starting to get the impression...that i'm raking in pigeon shit!What should i do with myself?
Should i dig a hole in my hat.....& reverse it....& hope i do better the other way?
This hole money trip is doing my head in!
Hats off to money!
I think i might try & sell my hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Roll up your sleeves
& strike gold...
you brittle nugget.
Make 'em believe in hype...
know their type...
& they will..
stop still...
& pay attention...
even....if
you're not quite right! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Have you seen the Sexy Sideshow....
in The Snaggletooth Warthog Saloon!
It's a real horny toad parlour circus...
& there's slithery pimps doing their stints...
covered in honey & pink fluffadelic boas...
there's hooped petticoat raunchy cowgirl sheilah's drinking snake juice...to catwalk music....
there's lady-boys popping ping-pong balls into empty gherkin cans...
& tranny grannies making love to 3-wheeled granny trollies....& purple perm brigade ape-boys with strap-on gherkin studded stonkers rumping bored out...out-of-date pumpkins!
This is a show not to be missed....if you are truely a fruitloop!
This is Fruitloop Magnet Heaven!
There's A-sexuals crimping each other's wigs....
there's also lesbian transvestites.....trying to have it off with androgynous hermaphrodites....& genetically engineered half rhino....half giraffe-neck lady men....pumping jelly fish....ontop of cloned hippopotomus's buttocks!
It all happening.....
& it could well explode onto the streets....& metamorphasis the whole human race out of proportion!
Check it out.....
but you may be forced to go a few rounds....
with a blow-up sheep! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ 02-03-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's Super Weasel here to the rescue...to save myself from being a gooOse....so forget the show & give me the money! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to set up a cardboard box castle in the middle of the street & have a riot with myself.....until a team of nincompoops suddenly appear & make me chase a stray goose all around the town! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You won't get any straight-talk out of that tittle-tattling....fool's fool because he's lost in a funny story....& is magnetised to poppycock prattle....& just can't help to piffle on....which makes us all quibble over his antics!
He could be a joke gone right....
or a joke gone wrong...
for all we know...
because we have no real plot to follow either....
so perhaps we're all fool's fools....
following each other around fool circle in a vicious circle? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a pixie who wanted to marry & divorce himself at the same time....& just didn't know what to do about it!
One morning he followed an old gobliness church-goer to service his problems...to some old gnarly keen troll waiting eagerly for his sins to be told in a hiddeous confession box...made from toad skins!
The pixie was there for 3 & a half days confessing his problems aimlessly.....as the troll accidently fell asleep after the first 2 & a half minutes....& woke up 3 days later.....& totally got the picture muddled up!
The pixie left everso happily...& then forced himself to have it off with an old broken wheelbarrow that he saw in some old gnome's front garden...whilst on his way home!
Unfortunately the hopeless pixie got busted....
& got his curls...uncurled because of his sheer stupidity.....& the next day he was in the local paper.....totally for all the eyes of the world to see.....& that was that for the poor pixie.....& he then ran away with some weirdos....& strangely ended up becoming a fan-dancer in another village.....where only fruit-loops are allowed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hey rooster-cap...donkey eared nignog....go & join a clown orchestra...or strip-tease to a heart-broken hippopotomus wanting to get some action out of you!
Be a merry-maker...& go-go dance yourself out-of-control!
Be a softcore gherkin-swallower....throw mothballs at the moon.....be a leading lady man.....& conjuror....up a fuss with a nerdy consultant wanting to stick a plastic band-aid on your box-turtle which is presently tying to charm up a goana...looking for love!
Whatever all this means...is no-one's business so go about your way....& perhaps become a drag-artist? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Piffle pixie...
play your fipple-flute
for us...
& we shall...
wish it all the best...
& then after follow...
our sparrows...
back to their nests! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Goosey-goosey gander...
has a role to play...
to a weasel raconteur...
who has lost his way...
in the game of life...
because he can't remember...
which day
is which? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hop the twig...
horned weasel...
& touch your nose..
in mid air...
with toes curled..
while hugging...
your teddy-bear! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look into the eyes of eternity....
& see the endless truth...
& face up to it...
silly halfwit...
& get the fool picture...
without any vanity! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jolly Rodger
was a goblin pirate...
who would wave many a flags...
as a queeny drag...
& start up a riot! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]