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[jester]

It sounds better the way he told it.

Lady Astor: "The right honourable gentleman is drunk."
Churchill: "The right honourable lady is ugly, in the morning I shall be sober."

Another famous quip between these two (and these were said publicly)

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband I would poison your tea."
Churchill: "If you were my wife, I would drink it."

[Rachel Peters]

yeah. that does sound better.
thank you.

[River]

"Things are more like now than they have ever been at any time in the past" -Dwight D Eisenhower, 34th President of the U.S.A. (1952-1960)

[martin ewen]

I am not in denial
martin ewen

[jester]

"I didn't drive all this way for alcohol free beer!"

My uncle Paul at my sisters wedding when we discovered that somebody had nicked all the real stuff.

[charlatan_mudo]

the bright side of life

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a hundred percent mortality rate"

Happy new year everyone

[Rachel Peters]

from beyond the grave

Grandpa used to think it was real funny to write little messages around the house, on the walls, behind picture frames, etc. Little juvenile poems and stuff. It was the entertainment for me, while visiting their house. Sit on the can and... "oh, what's this? A limerick!"
He was father to 9, and grandfather to... countless. I haven't even met the majority of my relatives, and wouldn't recognize half of the ones I have met.
My mom recently helped my Grandma move to a smaller place. She was cleaning out the basement and found a safe. Upon it was written in pencil,
"My beneficiary is Donald. The rest of you can just screw off!" ...his last words, from beyond the grave. how sweet.

[jester]

Another Oscar Wilde

"I have read your work and much like it."

[Rachel Peters]

"My love is like my coffee... cold, weak and bitter."

--rachel peters

[Doctor Eric]

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governmets should be afraid of their people."

-V

[Magrat2005]

Originally posted by Rachel Peters
"My love is like my coffee... cold, weak and bitter."

--rachel peters

well thats one thing you and I have in common...but not the coffee part, I dont like coffee

[Frisbee]

if the bag is not removed, tea also gets bitter.

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

-Buddha

[jester]

I am not a problem to be shot, kicked, exterminated, euthanised or sat on, but a reality to be lived with.

Me (and I have to live with myself.)

[Rachel Peters]

"I'm not handicapped!! I'm just foreign!"

-mom