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[thatjugglingfool]

Monogamous sex is like a box of chocolates with that little guide in the lid. You know exactly what you’re going to get every single time.

[Peter Voice]

You can always rewrap and mix them up though.

[jugglermatt1]

the cherry coke made kerry choke

[Rachel Peters]

"If there's one thing I hate to feel it's that I'm not making progress... the other is glass in my pants... actually... scratch that, come to think of it."

--a guy named brad

[Rachel Peters]

"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." -- Arnold Toynbee (English Economic Historian and social reformer, 1889-1975)

[Rachel Peters]

sounds even better sung. a performer's theme song.

“My Life of Crime”
Pierce Pettis

Well, I have been an outlaw all my grownup life.
Just ask my former in-laws, just ask my former wife.
Living from a suitcase, standing in the rain.
You can keep the house, baby, I will keep the change.
There have been some changes, I will testify.
Still it’s just another chapter in my life of crime,
In my life of crime.
I have held some people up. I have robbed a stage.
With my trusty six string I have made them pay.
Smile and give me money. Smile and give me praise.
I make out like a bandit and then I steal away
To a lonely hide out where no one can find.
Making plans for my next caper in my life of crime,
In my life of crime.

I chose this life as much as it chose me.
I know I’m an outlaw, but there is honor among thieves.

Well, I have seen my posters hanging on the wall.
I have stayed just out of reach to the long arm of the law.
Of the law of averages, of the laws of fate.
I know my days are numbered. The laws must be obeyed.

‘Cause though I stay two steps ahead, it’s just two steps behind.
Making sure I never rest in my life of crime,
In my life of crime.

[scot]

Hip-hop is a way for people without voices to get heard.

[Rachel Peters]

"So now you're 28, and the world's your oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum."

--H. K. Abell

[Rachel Peters]

"No, that's too easy. I don't like to spoon feed people. ...Well, unless I'm literally spoon feeding them."

--a guy named brad

[Rachel Peters]

testing, testing... is this thing on?

"Brown, bronchial butter on the laden knife, spread upon morning toast at the nursing home."

-Lurk, 07

[Butterfly Man]

Sheared Genius

"If imagination were liquid, you would be diced, packaged and packed as a matter of course with all optical equipment."

-Lurk Nov. '02



"My name is Bob and I'm glad to meet you."

-The Butterfly Man Aug. '86

[Rachel Peters]

on the radio

"When it comes to lyric writing you've got to just go for it. You've got to be willing to put yourself out there and be stupid.
Here's what I think -- if you go salt mining in the pits of stupidness, you'll eventually come out with a trolly full of awesome."

-- Some D.J.

Then they played "Life on Mars" by David Bowie.

[Rachel Peters]

"Rachel, just because I didn't laugh doesn't mean I didn't hear you."

-- Sarah "the smartest person in the room" Fuller

[Rachel Peters]

"I don't like telling people that I'm 'half black'. It implies that I'm still working on it."

--Nile Seguin

[Rachel Peters]

I often quote my friend Brad and I just told him. He replied by sending me a Non Disclosure Agreement regarding our future conversations.

Just to stick it to him, as my ultimate display of rebellion, I'm going to post it:

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Conversation With Brad Email Non-Disclosure Agreement
(“NDA” FOR PEOPLE WHO USE DUMB PHRASES LIKE “LOL” OR “ROFL”)

The undersigned hereby agrees and to for in the event of a supurfulous amount of legalness and legality. In no circumstances shall the sign-ee (you) disclose jokes, conversations, or other stuff to undisclosed, unannounced, unwelcomed, unbathed parties without the other guys (my) full written permission via syrup either on or around a waffle or some other batter-y-ish food, excluding but not including fish. (Trout is exempt from this Clause) In the event syrup is not available, other sticky food items may be used as a temporary replacement.

This contract also includes joint-jokes between the two parties (us) ranging from either such as the ever-impressive “Proper turrets” to Photoshopping potential dwelings in Hamilton area parking lots.

I hearby agree to the above stuff
As well as to give 95% __of all future income and toys to Brad Ferguson


__________X_____________
(Whereas a hand or foot print is not available or convenient, a marked “X” for signature will sufficiently suffice.)

Can I get a witness?


__________MR. T._____________