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[Nabber]

"Get on the karma merry go round "
Tip jar at sandmans coffee house

[Peter Voice]

I have a 17 year old assistant who has been working with me now for about 6 months. When she arrived for work this morning, I had about 4 projects running at once. After bringing her up to speed, I foolishly said "Who said men can't multi-task?"

"What? Did you blink with both eyes at once?" was the immediate retort.

[Rachel Peters]

“There are three kinds of physicists in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.”

[Flyin' Bob]

"I love women. I have all their albums."

-David Duchovny as Hank Moody in Californication

[jeep caillouet]

Some body forgot to pay!

[Rachel Peters]

My 8 year old nephew was rolling around on the floor in agony, avoiding doing his essay homework, when he moaned,
"But hooooooow can I write a persuasive essay if I can't criticize people??! That's basically all I HAVE in my life!!"

[Rachel Peters]

On the Road with Circus Folk.

Girl - "You can't sit here. I don't want your cooties"

WHIPBOY - "Oh, you say that now. But soon you'll be saying, 'I didn't want your cooties.' Then later, 'Hey! These cooties don't go away!'"

[Stephon]

My son after falling off his new skateboard and scraping the shit out of his leg:

"What kind of evil person would invent such a dangerous activity?!"