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[lucky john]

"its hard enough to remember my opinions without also remembering my reasons for them"
nietzsche

[chalkmaster dave]

chalk quote

"no one can make you feel insignificant without your permission"

[jester]

"Martin. Do you crash funerals?" The Scarecrow.

Witty on so many levels. Everytime I think about it I see it in yet another context.

[S.W.Archibald]

"Scotland is not wholly surrounded by the sea -
unfortunately."
Hugh MacDiarmid, The Sea

[charlatan_mudo]

4 in 1

"One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem okay, then you´re the one"

-Ann Landers


"Life is wasted on the living"

-Douglas Adams


"Work is thew curse of the drinking classes"

-Oscar Wilde


"Death is a very dull, dreary affair and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it"

W. Somerset Maugham

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[Mr.Taxi Trix]

"I'm well disposed toward the world,when I don't want to destroy it."

- Carter Beats the Devil, by Glen David Gold

[Guest]

"Growth for its own sake is the philosophy of the cancer cell."
Edward Abbey

[Flyin' Bob]

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
~ Jan LA van de Snepscheut

"A peaceful nation is one that has already taken by force all the territory it can handle."
~ back of a t-shirt on a guy in a bus

"I'm not a doctor, but I'll have a look..."
~ front of a t-shirt on a guy in a parking lot

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

while we're on tee shirts:

One of my favorites was on Flying Bob's partner, who, to all appearances, is just not the type. It simply read


"I did your boyfriend."




Loved that.





Here's a David Rakoff
from his recent book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable"

"Writing is like pulling teeth. From my dick."

[martin ewen]

KURT VONNEGUT 'man without a country'

I said, " Saul I am a novelist, and many of my friends are novelists and good ones, but when we talk I keep feeling that we are in two very different businesses. What makes me feel that way?

Six seconds passed and then he said, "It's very simple. There are two sorts of artists, one not being in the least superior to the other. But one responds to the history of his or her art so far, and the other responds to life itself."
I said "Saul, are you GIFTED?"

Six seconds passed and then he growled, "No, but what you respond to in any work of art is the artist's struggle against his or her limitations."

[Stephon]

Embarrassed to admit the source

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."
~"Mr. and Mrs. Smith

[Rachel Peters]

"You could become something important. Like a lawyer, or a stockbroker, or a German."

--Hilby, The Skinny German Juggle Boy.

[Rachel Peters]

"I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Well... It wasn't so much 'a pot of gold' as much as it was a paper clip in a glass of beer."

-- guy at the office.

[Flyin' Bob]

"The humble improve."
-Wynton Marsalis

[Rachel Peters]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be
sober and you will still be ugly."

--Winston Churchill