MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

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Look at the prissy poodle-walking punsy gangster....
making faces at the clown drenched in pink paint....sitting on the rocking chair....while humming bum notes through his kazoo....everso stationary....out on the old front porch....with his tranny granny. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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I'm going to hat myself... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

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Am i an illusion of myself? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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The fool conducts the laughter symphony like a joker joking... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Put your teddy suit on...
starry-eyed elf...
& jingle your bells...
while i ting-a-ling...
my shiney triangle.
Let's play music...
feel the beat...
let's do it..
it's going to be a hit...
Oops...time's up...
i've had enough....
you silly nitwit!
Ha ha he...
Ha he Ha he Ha...
he he Ha ha he Ha he..
Ha ha ha he ha he ha!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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I'm going to be a self example to a fool....
& show him....
what he is!
He'll look at me...
& get the picture...
a fool...
to a fool.
What an example!
Is it possible
to have
two
of the same! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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Gosh!Was lucky not to get gnabbed excess freight on the plane from Sydney to Christchurch.Was really overweight.....but weasel'd my way out of a bill!
Blimey!
The customs noticed two stray balls on the x-ray machine...as my Barbie bag went through.They ended up confiscating the 2 juggling balls.....& also the other 4 in my trunk....as they had millet in them.....& said they can sprout.It was a bit of a drag......as i found some substitutes here......but cheap small...light Chinese balls.....which....you get from the $2 shop in Oz(for a set of 3..well used to).....but they were about $13(Oz)for 5 ere'.
I'm the King Of Small Hats.....so don't want to frigggin' pay $65 Kiwi for 3.
Anyway i'm falling asleep so....toodleloo by jingles!
Maybe i'll go from small change.....to big change when i'm in control of my chaos(oops that has to be a paradox by crikey)!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Golly gee...
i was doing a show....
in the sth quad(tree area)...
of the Art's centre in Christchurch(NZ)...
the other day......& after the show....
a big Maori dude....said....
"That was cute.....love your pixie stuff"!
P.S."Crikey"! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Feel the life-force of an unpicked asparagus-stick...& don't get your gherkins mixed up in the process...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

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Don't take the piss out of that jumpy...frigggin' chihuahua or it may attempt to piddle in your little green thimble....if you don't watch it!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Stop cheap-skating it....you warped Munchkin on the look-out for an astray stick-insect(that can't remember where it came from)to munch on! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Throw the gherkin over the wall.....
& wait for it to bounce back....
while twiddling your thumbs & singing....
like a long lost fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ha Ha Ha Hee He Ha!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

& there was....GOD!
Oops...& then there was gherkins!
Oops & then there more gherkins....
& then there was etectera...& more etcetera! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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OopS! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Golly gordy lordy ooopsy whoopsies...& all higgledy-piggledy's & whatever else i haven't mentioned...in the complete umpteem.....oddly etcetera's of this & that!By blimey....i'm tipsy....tittled....frizzled...& up me frigggin' whoopsies.....as ave' had.....a few swingers....of hefty beery.....bubbbles.....tonighty....& am on the bender......riding the stupid....one-wheeler....wonky....whilst almost being a fruit-loop magnet in the process......getting Christchurchian louts.....trying to fondle my friggggin' eyebrowy feathers.....& trying to get up my friggggin' nose....if ya know what i mean...aye!I say...."Aye....aye....aye!
G'day!
What the frigggster is it all going on about aye!
Um diddley de.....no sense out of me...until morning.....so i'll tattle on....& on....until.....my fingers....slide off the letters.....& i roll over......a saucy toad-fish....that's trying to puff....itself up....everso sexy....& this & that!
I've lost it......what's it got to lose anyway!
Cheeers!
Peace,love & happiness to all beings......
so adios amigos......
& get golly ol' whoopsied!
P.S.Don't blow ya trumpet.....over spilt quince milk!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] Roll ya eyes round.....clockwise.....
until you see.....when the time is left.....to be right! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />