MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sweep the crumbs off the floor broom-head....before the powder-puff......feather-duster-daffy-ol'lady comes.....& takes away the cookie jar!
No more Anzac biscuits for you then.....you little skippy thingy....cretin....crumpet master or whatever you want to be...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wanna rage Bruce?
She'll be right mate!!!
Don't call me a she....
or i'll go ape mate!!!
G'day mate! 'Ow yer goin' aye?
Don't give me this hoo-roo shit mate......
or i'll tell ya to shut ya gob!
Give it a go ya mug!!
What!!!
Av-a-g-ya-mug!
Don't crap on Bruce.....
just don't go on mate.....
or i'll frigggin'.....
get in my hot-rod....
& revv up & down the street....
until i'm completely rat-arsed....
& then i'll crack onto your sheilah.....
& tell ya....how ya going mate!!!
Got it,,,ya drongo....
so pull ya head in.....
or rack off!
Whadaywant Bruce mate?
Wanna cuppa?
Okay....shut ya gob & get on with it!
I'll be back.....
just have to go to the dunny....
ya little bewdy bloke mate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Puckawidgee...
Oolooloo...
Cooloogatta...
Wooloomooloo.....
Palinga....
Lilli pilli....
jungaburra...
coolahbah...
yamminga...
yurunga....

kangaroo's.......
Skippy The Bush Kangaroo.......
Digeridoo.....
Tasmanian Devil......
dingo.....
Ayre's Rock.........
wallaby....
witchety-grubs.....
possums.....
tea-tree...
cane-toads.....
mosquitoes.....
G'day.....
Up There Cazaly.....
In there & fight....
flies....
Coober Pedy......
The Great Australian Bight...
sharks
Van Diemens Land.....
crocodiles....
wombats......
bunyips....
bush-tucker....
swaggies.....
billabong....
boomerang....
echidnas.....
kookaburras...
koalas....
Oz....
Kylie Minogue....
Chad Morgan
Rolf Harris....
Crocodile Dundee....
Queen Prisicilia Of The Desert....
Ned Kelly...
Dame Edna.....
surfing.....
Sydney Opera House...
vegemite....
Mad Max...
Neighbours....
yobbos.....
red-necks.....
cows....
sheep...
wool....
thongs...
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more sort....sport...sport...
sport sport spot sport sport sport sport sport sport
convicts.....
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fuckin' sport....sport...sport...
more sort....sport...sport...
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insects...
zillions of ants.....
zillions & zillions of flies.....
lazy English Ozzy slanguage......
F**kin' F**k F**K get F**Ked....
F**K-off mate....."&*786786&?&@#))(#)(93*(#()"
F**Kin' drongo!!!
Sunburn....
beach bums......
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Louie The Fly.....
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Arnhem Land...
The Outback.....
The Great Barrier Reef.....
Alice Springs.....
Northern Territory....
Cathy Freeman....
Burnum Burnum....
Philip Island......
Broken Hill....
Kryal Castle...
Cape York.....
Bathurst Island....
Frazer Island.....
Western Australia......
The North East Coast....
The Great Dividing Range....
Ozzy Ostrich....
Darryl Summers...
Nicole Kidman.....
Sir Donald Bradman.....
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Fat Cat...
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Nimbin.....
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bon voyage.....
Atlas.....
is taking me.....
on a ride....
far & wide....
so i'll wave my kangaroo flag......
to & fro....
& be an ambassador for Kangaroo Land!
I represent my country!
P.S.Just joking!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that leprechaun consulting his shamrock.....to see if his four-leaf clover.....will work.....to make himself into a druid.....but he also wants to do the contortion stunt & kiss the Blarney Stone aswell.....to see if the wish he wishes matches his request!What am i on about!Who cares...........?I think i'm getting my Irish up now....so i might turn into a leprechaun......as i've got a streak of Irish in me somewhere! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The crumpetsparroweasel......nincompoop is racing away....with nonsense galore!The Show Must Go On......like a long lost weasel.......trying to find the Holy Grail.....Which will probably be....a castle full of Nincompoops.....somewhere....never to be found...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> & [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That wretched goblin baby keeps trying to chew up all my toys!By heck.....i'll go beetroot if it.....chews my pet cicada!Ciao.Signing Off Screaming Lord Make No Sense At All! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!It's The Duke Of Twiglets....here.....throwing twiglets left,right & centre....to my pet twig-insects....who certainly do look rather like stick-insects!Well i guess it's the same thing by crikey....so it must be pretty odd to decipher the difference between the same species..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a bug-eating....chainsaw juggling....trick-tricycle rider....elf who could juggle a moccasin....an ugboot...a rake & 5 peas all at the same time.....until he was nipped on the finger by an armadillo....& that was that!Odd..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

All this weasel marlarkey.....will wind up....the garden path perhaps.....where all the squirrels....run round in circles....trying to metamorphasize into possums...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Holy bush-turtle!
There's a frilled neck lizard scoffing my scons....in the pantry.....& there's only a wretched chihuahua....willing to come to my assistance..... [img]eek.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Am i a pixie....?Whatever.... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hug an orang-utang & you will be excused.....from the laughing-stock!!!
This is an order from the Munchkin squad!
Take it or leave it..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I was late for an appointment with a fairy....because my tricycle got a flat tyre...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I was late for an appointment to play a game of frisbee with a goblin because my pogo-stick lost it's stopper! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]