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You little bewdy mate!!!Strewth......you should take it easy.....on the grog mate!G'donya mate!!!You look like a real fair dinkum sheilah.....of a galah.....you frigggin' drongo!Go & tart yourself up some more what don'tya mate!!!Whadayawant?Want some sheilah to grab ya by the nuts......next time you go for a drop in the dunny mate aye?I reckon.....she'll be right mate....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
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Rack off Bruce...ya poofter!!!I think you should go & find a blow-up sheep to practice on......because just look at ya!You don't know where you're at mate?You pong.......worse than a cow that can't stop crapping on!I reckon.....your a fair dinkum drongo...who should just completely rack off.....& get ya knickers in a knot.....in someone else's paddock mate.....as you're a true blue drongo....by bloody oath.......if i say so mate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Howzat!I think i just scored a sheilah!Look!She's got it in for me....mate!Should i just.....av-a-g-ya-mug?She's a little ripper of a bewdy.....true-blue-fair dinkum....Barbie-babe!I'll fill up the esky chock-a-block......& we'll have a piss-up.....until we're completely rooted!She'll be right mate.....so don't get ya knickers in a knot.....& take it easy you little bottler.....because i'm gonna go on & rage....until she's fair dinkum about me!No worries son.....she'll just luv me......no-bull.....so rack off....or shout us some grog.....or you'll just have to rack off like a frigggin' hairy legs little rascal!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Bogus!Don't pop-off you wretched weasel.....or you'll be whipped silly by a horse's tail.....when the Munchkin squad....put you in a laughing-stock......with your favourite punsy pink socks on!
Anyway go & grin from ear to ear somewhere else.....before my turtle....nibbles on your toe-nails!Do i make myself quite clear? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Goof on.....twister-head.....& may the geese.....gaggle....oops i mean....giggle...on...until all the gaggle comes home....... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !Comment
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Get it together.......you daffy.....cockerel trying to get all the goose-feathers mixed up!Go & fiddle away on an ol' Wurlitzer.....or jump around & around.....on your wobbly pogo-stick....until.....you fall over....& then get up again & again.....until you're covered in Cheese-pie.....thrown by a hooey......foolhead.....buggy-eyed......mad-hatter......who just loves....to be a real cheeseball-head!Anyway.....i'm off to go & fetch a bunch of baloney.....handfuls of gherkin-pimply.....thingamibobs...if you know what i mean...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?Comment
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The Dunce Prince Of Fudgy Wimple Weevils wants to take the hand of the Sherbet Bush-Hog Wonky Ferret Moth Princess & walk the full length of the old moldy weather-beaten carpet......of the Crumbling Moss Ridden Church Of Forgotten Nonsense.....in about 43 years.....13 days...4 & three quarters of an hour....19 minutes & 21.437 seconds....to be precise!Are you with it?
Anyway......this story to be continued......if anyone replies....with any interest to it at all?Please let me know......if you ever happen to read this post!Most sincerely.....Crumble Crumpetsparroweaselwidgeonstein! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Hey look at that pointy-headed poopster!He has 3 heads....1 eye-brow.....& broomstick.....made with walrus whiskers!Am i seeing right......or is it just a joke.....played by a witch....who is loopier than a fruit-loop can be? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Holy pigeon features.....
where is my ratty dunce-cap gone?
I need to go out & play......
infront of all the townsfolk.....
who are ready......to be fooled....
day & night.......
by a wretched weasely......
cuckoo nincompoopster....
who is as fit to fool....
as a cockerel....
trying to be a rooster.....
or a turtle.....
looking for 3 artichokes and some broccoli to munch on!
What the heck!Say no more....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !Comment
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Pumpernickel.....pimply....goose-bump....pigeons......
are dawdling round the merry-go-round.....
for some peculiar kind of Munchkin tucker.....
sprinkled by a squirrely nutsy funster along time ago!
The pigeons are still everso keen to get the last of the last......& are really enjoying their weasel play tootsie game....amongst themselves....in their little around about World!
So be...it for the Pumpernickel pigeons!
Each to their own........ <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !Comment
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What?
Good golly!
Mr Twiddle Twaddle confesses he's a real nincompoop!
Mr Twittle-Twattle....confesses....i'm a real niminy-piminy....squabbling topsy-turvy head.......& i confess......everything is GoOOSe..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !Comment
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In reality.....
sort of to speak....
little by little.....
my word.....
what is going on?
My my....
me oh my.....
oopsy-daisy...
golly whillikers....
golly gee.....
what am i trying to get at.....
Um-diddle-dum...
ummmmmmm.....
umm...umm....Ummm.Ummm....
Gee whizZZzzZZzz.........
Am i betwixt.....
a weasel......& a GoOSe?
No if's or but's....
I'm athwarted by holy walrus whiskers.....
needless to say.....
whatever can make sense.....
when Screaming Lord Logic......
has gone cuckoo.....from....
a long lost spell....of Universal reasoning....
that.....now knows nothing....but GoOOSe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Damn.....spelt reality wrong!!!
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Hold up the cornucpia....
plethora of potpourri....
for all the silly pixies.....
who are scrambling about....
like funny pigeons.....
eager....to get their....
beaks......into some...
rotten gherkin rind.....
of any kind.
Sprinkle it....
all over them....
like powdered....
nonsense of edible....
multi-coloured....
rhinoceros cheese....
& they'll.....reward you...
with flumdiddle donkey-play.....
non-stop pixy prattling....
that will make you sqwark.....
helplessley.....
until you make....
hilarious squelching noises.....
like an odd potster.....
utterly goofus.....
& ding-a linged! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]Comment
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Blah-blah-blah!!!
Dribble dribble fribble!
Drivel....tittle-rattle on!
Tittle-tattlers!
Blah-friggggin-blah....galah.....
cockatoo...
cock-a-doodle-doo.....
roostery cockerel...
cuckoo...
o'clock....
oops....
cockeyed....
chook...
chook some more....
Here chooky...
Here chooky chooky...
Here chooky...chooky....chooky!
I say...ere chooky chook chook chook!
I'll chickenfeed my chooks....
until the rooster's come home!
ZZzzzzZZzzz's
Ooops!
Whoops!Upsy daisy.....
the friggggin' chooks woke me up....
was just dreaming......
of waking up.....a rooster!
What the heck!
Have to get up & put my bells on......
& jest away.....
in a castle....
somewhere.....
if there is one....
here in Kangaroo Land?
The jester must transcend the castle!Got no choice these days anyway! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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Look at that pigeon perch on the jester's nose!
That would really top it off.....
if a pigeon dropped one....
on his skullcap!
What a funster....
look at the fool twinkle his toes.....
while dancing with a pigeon on his nose!
3 Cheeers for the pigeony foolish jestery joker! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />Comment
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