Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Screaming Lord Muddlehead....
has scribbles in his head....
curly,squiggley,doodly...
loopy lines....
higgledy-piggledy...
all within...
his scrambled
spinning head!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where did that nig-nog go with my rusty tweezers?
The wretched twit is picking his whiskers out of his nose....
with my great-great auntie's tweezers.
I'll stick him upside down in the umbrella stand....
& get him to eat cheesed off geriatric mice!!!
Golly gee....i'm losing it like a globe artichoke....
trying to be horse bean!Oops......i should just pretend i'm a mushroom cowboy & feed a pea to a lonely pigeon. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The skinnier i keep these....
wretched stories....
the easier it is to follow.....
Perhaps i'll just write a line that never stops.
It would be funny to write a novel in one entire straight line.
I wonder how many kilometres it would go for?
Crikey!The Western Australian border sure is one heck of a straight line.
Anyway enough of this frantic trifle....
so go & throw a rumball into a giraffe's mouth! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Suck a turnip....ya moon-eyed weasel!
Get on your tricycle & go off like a rotten gumboot stuck in the mud.
Turn your thimbles inside out & make love to a free range rhinoceros towing a sexy motley tractor in reverse.
What are you on about?
Hug a polka dotted trouser leg.....
belonging to a loopy leprechaun....
& you'll probably come to terms with yourself....
even though your chihuahua will think you've lost it full tilt!
Cheeers!
Off with the horny turtle you go..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I think the Incredible Hulk has a humungous fungus stonker for a completely straight boa contrictor... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh crikey!Don't believe my spectacles are working right?
That frigggin' daddy long legs over there is attempting to get it on with a cabbage moth & a cheese mite.
What should i do?
Should i just let it go ahead....
or watch the way it goes to bed? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a twisty rope walking dancer...
& i can twirl tops...
while high up in the air...
as if i was a fool..
full of laughing gas...
watch me wander through space...
with a smiling face..
& giggles...
that make me wiggle..
& draw invisible squiggles...
through the air...
with my silly wand! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sea shrub pixie...
with the moss on your back...
come over here
& play a tune..
on your tooty triple horned flute.
Come on...
wriggle over here...
& play for it...
I want to hear the notes..
dance in the breeze...
with the tunes of
the swishing sea.
Flute away...
dear pixie..
do as you please...
play with ease...
& forget...
your worries...
as this is the place...
where no-one is in a hurry! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Guzzle some absinthe...
you freckled wimp!
Go on...
do it..
or you're a frigggin'
sissy...
times a
pansy
+ a weasel...
so get on with it...
before i lose it!
Come on...
down the hatch...
skull it...
you numbskull..
drongo duncecap!
Chuck it down...
don't frigggin' frown...
come on you clown..
get it down...
or i'll bark..
like a hound...
& eat you...
like a shark....
as i'm a troll....
or is it...
the other way around?
Gosh...
i'm the clown....
& your the shark...
so i better step down...
& weasel off like
forgotten lounge lizard! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!Goofy goose-balls
are being thrown googly....
at the goosey gaggle of geese...
who are on their way...
to GooOSe World...
via the fool's path...
which has no end....
or even beginning.
Goblins,imps,gnomes & trolls...
bide their time in the bushes...
while the geese march on & on...
with nowhere to go....
except any which way they fancy!
P.S.Are you with me? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make merry....
rascal minstrel....
blow your flute...
jump & wiggle...
let's see your curly boots.
Dance....
prance..
pull silly faces...
with ants...
in your pants.
Twirl your bauble...
tinkle your toes...
juggle pink jelly...
& watch it wobble.
What the heck...
you wretched super rooster..
just have fun..
& do want you want..
until your time is done. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Make a face at the fool!
Make eyes at him.
Throw him some monkey nuts
or feed him some potato peel.
Give him some hard nosed...
sheep faced stares.
Show a leg...
turn him on.
Stick a pea up his nose...
feed it snuff...
make him sneeze...
do as you please.
Make him go rhubarb...
like a silly goose...
that can't change his channel.
Chicken feed him
some pideon fodder...
while stripping off...
your razzle dazzle
razzamatazz saucy lingerie.
Take notice...
that the stubble imp goose
doesn't throw a wobbly...
with his pocket jelly
or you'll
probably go full
tootsie wootsy...
until
you're up to one's neck...
in weasel shit! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Turn a deaf ear...
at the queer..
imp...
trying to get his words in.
Turn the other way...
do as i say...
or you'll
never hear...
anything else...
except
absurd
weasel
words! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That everlasting gobblestopper...
would give any Oompa Loompa
an orgasim.
Suck it & see!
I know you're not quite
an Oompa Loompa...
but you'll
see colours...
after
a trick or treat
of that
quirky gobblestopper!
Go on...try it...
& tickle me pink! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Show the fool some money...
& he'll think about being funny!
Don't just stand there
& stare...
frigggin' cough up...
or the fool
will give up!
I think this show...
will have to draw to a close...
so take it or leave it....
before he
get's in on the act himself...
& demands a fortune cookie!
Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />