Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-01-2002, 08:45 PM

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "THAT'S IT!"

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-03-2002, 06:36 PM

I was only joking..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> �
I am only half way.....yet" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
I've got a few more centuries to go.....& then i'll throw away the bauble once & for all.....& pick up a sceptre & twirl it around for a while.....until i prefer a fairy wand to play with.....& then to annoint.....all the born again pixie's with it!Are you with me.....
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
Oops i have to cart-wheel away.....so cheeers for now......& see you on the lext lap......hope it's not Father Xmas's......or George Bush's!!!
P.S." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
HA Ha HA Ha HA ha Hee-Hee Ha-HA
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**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-03-2002, 07:58 PM

This topic is comprised of no sense at all......so stay tuned.....& you'll end up whinging like a flat piano! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-03-2002, 08:00 PM

I've got this question circled.......so go away......& answer for yourself!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-03-2002, 08:04 PM

Sit tight!We are taking you back to Rump!
Can you handle any more Rump.....�
Oops....i have to pop off now....like a wretched raspberry.....not a gooseberry.....you goon!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-04-2002, 08:54 AM

It's weird when you're in public....& someone......eyes....you trying to get rid....of your little boogie ball....& everywhere you try....to roll it off out of view....it just sticks to your finger....or something else!P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-04-2002, 08:56 AM

Less than 1 and a half minutes to go on the clock counter....so i better just post the bugger.....by crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Oops.....ramble on more ya friggggin' GooOSe....continue.....til the seconds......wear you off....like a wobbly frisbee......trying to make a come-back......quicker than a whizzzzz......ZZzzZZzZzz's......am i getting monoytonpoiuse

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-04-2002, 09:08 AM

Oops!It's me....again!!!I just walked by a computer.....that someone forgot to log off....on.....so i using the last spare 3 minutes......like a true weasel!
The last word i wrote in the last post.....doesn't make any sense.....as i just rolled my fingers across the keyboard....& it came out....looking like a pretty good word!Perhaps i'll introduce this word....into the English language!
Anyway i better go....as i have no choice....according to the clock timer.....who will only let me ramble on for a few more seconds.....so toodleloo once again & again.....by crikey....rtc & all that.....& whatever? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-04-2002, 09:27 AM

Oops!I found an old ticket.....with 2 minutes credit left on it.....so i better make the most of it....& scrape it through......like 53 seconds to go now.....& i'm going for it in almost pause overdrive as i had a really friggggin' late night & got up earliesh for Spain!Oops!I have to gooose

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 08:22 AM

Gosh!I keep getting bubble-gummed wherever i go in Barcelona.I put my tartan purse ontop on a phone-box yesterday & when i finished my phone call.....i grabbed my purse....& a metre of bugglegum....followed me as i walked away with it.
Then just about 3 minutes later......i stupidly fell for the same gag.....with the same phone-box.I was on auto-pilot....& placed a book ontop of the same phone box in the same place.....and it happened again.Even some girls standing around really laughed as they saw it happen to me the first time......& really thought i was a tru gooOse when i fell for it again!Gorblimey!It's unbelievable at times how you can fall for the same prank!It's amazing how....you come across natural accidental pranks like this every now & then! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 08:28 AM

Crikey!There's some pixies gossipping non-stop prattle....inner head chat......inside my head!Holy mackerel......whoops........i feel a bit wishy-washy!I want candy!Okey dokey!
See you later alligator!
Over & out......ya walkie talkie......kit�n' caboodle whatchamacallit!
MAke sense......or i`ll be forever twiddle-twaddling my thumbs to an Oompah Loompah......going....."OOps!Ooh..la..la!"
P.S.Ciao....signing off.....Mr Chatter-LArdy-Dardy....thingamabob!

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 09:15 AM

Gee.....the whole Simpson family is out on the Ramblas...in Barcelona....nearly every single day!Well......Mr & Mrs Simpson are there.......all the time.
It's pretty gnaff......but i guess there are alot of kiddies out there who are just dying to get their photos take with them......so they probably do alright....as a crust goes!
Gorblimey!What a World! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 09:30 AM

Gorblimey!There are 2 apes......Planet of the Apes character's who are also on the Ramblas everyday.It's really gnaff......& whenever anyone takes a photo or some video footage of them....they chase after them.....& demand that they give...them money.....pointing to their pot.....with their pike-sticks!
I guess if you're that demanding people really will pay!
If you're too sensitive no one pays.......unless you are really good!The power of intimidation works!
Also bad taste....can be a huge money spinner......if it's done purely for money.....as most often....people with the most money....have bad taste....& will pay acts with not much originality....more than they are worth!OOps!
When will street theatre become so popular.....that generic acts.....just won't work anymore?(Oops that a paradox!)
When will the World give up weapons.....& pick up paint brushes?
Let there be an Artistic Revolution.....
not a money revolution!
Oops.....i'm just a fool....
so i have to consult a gaggle of geese....
for a way out!
HOw can i weasel my way out of this one now?
Don't take me seriously.....i'm just a GoOOSe!
" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 09:33 AM

Crikey!There is a statue....bloke....who sits on the toilet for a living on the Ramblas.What a job! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

**Rumpelstiltskin** · Oct-05-2002, 09:39 AM

I'm going to hawk.....
ten green bottles of gherkin beer....
on a street corner...
where i might meet the fairy...
of my dreams!
Well....it's worth....
a chance isn't it?
Who's with me...
on this one?
P.S. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "

Rumpel's GoOse Be With You Comeback Again

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