Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' pigeon shit!!!
Rack off knackerbags.....
& try & hump a hippo....
or snog a feral hog....
but please leave that...
nincompoop's leg alone....
as it doesn't want to be constantly lip-sticked!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Perhaps i should close some more threads.
By jingles my jester's outfit is really getting older than antique almost!
It's still hanging in there bit by bit!
Lost more than a button....on it....but what the heck...it will hang in.....hang on....longer than it takes.
I'll hang it up & frame it......
before i hang up my pixie shoes & throw in the towel! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Perhaps i should close some more threads.
By jingles my jester's outfit is really getting older than antique almost!
It's still hanging in there bit by bit!
Lost more than a button....on it....but what the heck...it will hang in.....hang on....longer than it takes.
I'll hang it up & frame it......
before i hang up my pixie shoes & throw in the towel! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

Oops i think this was the 7777 post for P Net......
& i'm a real nit.....to post 3375 of em'!
Oops.....i'm finished....by jingles!
Oops!I have to start up a forum for weasels!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[ 01-09-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Holy Tricycle......
I should close this thread....
before my teddy gets thrown in the moat!
I may aswell paint a rhino pink....
whilst feeding it rhubarb tarts....
& let all the village idiots throw....
moldy mossballs at me in the process of being...
worse than a gooOse!
I'll frigggin' catapult a few quinces....
once by one....
at a tranny nun...
wearing a wonky wild wimple..
all for the sake...
of being an utter losing champion....
at nothing at all....
but a higgledy-piggledy...
game with a nitwit posing as myself!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

P.S.I forgot a letter!
Here i go again........ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Block the weasel out!
Tickle his toes...
scratch his nose...
put a pip...
in his belly button...
or an earwig...
in his mutton.
What a frigggin' weasel he is....
can't believe it!
See the zeds whizzzz
by when the weasel pops....
his ears.
Oops....
pops goes the weasel.
Wretched nitwit...
should join a troupe
of nincompoops
as that would be
a real hit...
that would miss! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is the Universe ruled by a fool?
What's the odds?
How many worlds does the Universe control?
If there are ethereal worlds....out there....
what do extra-terrestrials dream?
Gorblimey!The race is still on to colonize the Universe!
It's anyone's game yet!
Maybe Estonia....
might get in on the action...
you never know?
The Martians.....
might have a plot....
that will put Bush to shame!
It's a small World....
well it ain't a small Universe!!!
Will God ever rest it's soul?
God must be a hermaphrodite....
to take it all on single-handedly!
God is constantly having sex with the Universe...
it's fucking crazy....
talk of the Devil....
what is going on?
Is a fool lost to the world?
Oops...where did that come from?
Don't make God blow his trumpet....
or you'll come to the fool's stop! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't stick a stink-bomb in that blow-up-sheep...rump....or you'll get your strap-on-gherkin-studded-stonker confiscated by a gnome....who's lost his bone! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you were a mosquito.....what would you do with yourself? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ride your tricycle further than it can go....
Go...go go....on your pogo....gogo-stick....
but don't tag-along by a kanagroo's tail....
or you'll be right off track! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

ANYTHING GOES IN THE UNIVERSE!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is the hippopotamus related to hump-back whale....
by some weird genetic whirl-pool?
Imagine a hippo & a hump-back whale trying to get off....on each other!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ha Ha HA Hee Hee Ha he ha Hee Ha he HA!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

.....
"Oops"
.....
(GoOOSe)....
((GooOse))....
(((GooOOOoosE)))....
(((((GooOOOoosE))))))....
((((((GooOOOooose)))))).......
Okay i get the picture!
.......
I'm getting all GooOSey.....
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Hamster dimension....
Rooster dreams....
Go with the wind...fruit-bat....
This post is a flop....
Kick the laughing pink space-hopper ball....
through the floppy goal posts....
& you'll be awarded a free pass....
to make love to a team of Munchkins.....
hanging to get their rocks off.....
on your everlasting gobblestopper!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!
Not sure when i'll ever find a home to go to!
Maybe oneday i'll meet a jestress,heiress,medieval babe....Euro missie...who's quarter Papua New Guinean,quarter American Indian,quarter Carribean & quarter Zimbabwean....with an Irish passport.....& a spare castle lying around in the alps of Switzerland....who is completely up for a live-in nincompoop kangaroo weasel jester....to come & fill it up....chock-a-bloc.....57 rooms full of jestery bric-a-brac!!!
Gosh!That would be alright by crikey!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumbs up to the goose on the loose!!!
No...thumbs up to the rooster on the loose!!!
Whatever? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumb a gherkin cheezle....
rump a rhubarb thimble....
Go & pole toss....
a hairy troll pole...
into a moat...
full of elephant snot! [img]eek.gif[/img]