Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a complete utter bummer when you are walking along in a hurry......& all of a sudden a fly......flies straight into your mouth....& you swallow it.....accidently!It happened to me once!No jokeª!What the heck! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & snog a warthog you mongoose! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I've lost count how many jestering marathon shows i have done?
I've done heaps of 3's....
stacks of 4's.....
many 5's....
a few 6's...
a couple of 7's.....
a couple of 8´s.....
a 10 hour,11 & a half,16 hour show at Byron Bay Music & Art's Festival....
24 hour show in Holland last year!
I've did a 4 hour show at the Oerol Festival one year......
also ten 4 hour shows at the Adelaide Fringe Fest this year(2002)...
4 hour show....in Austria(Linz Festival)Alter Welt(cellar bar)......
two 5 hour shows at the Strawberry FAir....different years.......
6 hour show....at the European Juggling Convention....(Italy...97)....
7 & a half hour show.....European Juggling Convention (Bremen....2002)...
8 hour show.......European Juggling Convention(Karlsruhe 2000)...
......also 5 hour show....Glastonbury....2000......& it goes on.....that i can´t be bothered....going on!
Did 18 days in a row at the Adelaide Fringe Festival(2002)this year......10 four hour shows....a 5 hour,4 & a half hour..3 hour.....a few 2's & 1's & 15 minute spots!
Gorblimey....by golly ol' jingles........"The Show Must Go On!"
Only did a 2 hour show or 2 and a half hour show in Tarrega in Spain(Catalunya)....this year!Ooops!Am i a GooOSe or what!I will retire a pauper at the rate i'm going.......as it take me frigggggggin' 24 hours to get a good hat!!!Maybe the street really isn't my gig.......because jester's just don't get paid well enough!I think i might change my profession sooner or later......because having a formula.....is really just about the only method to make a worthy living on the street!Frig!I'm hanging up my pixie shoes!
Sometimes.....the street formula is like McDonalds....."Everyone eats it!"
OOops!Maybe i just have to get another angle....change my style......change my character.....& do less.....not wear a costume......& do something more simple....so everyone understands it?Frig it!Why doesn't the majority go for pixie's in a big way?If they did.......my hats would be great.....& i'd be so positive & inspired about the street!What the heck!
"Don't pay that wretched jester!He's just joking!He doesn't really need money!Let him live on a diet of red & green velvet!"
Okay!I give up!I'll do something else!Cheeers!Regards Mr Rumpel Stiltskin The Kangaroo Pixie Joker From Nowheresville! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]tongue.gif[/img]
ooPs!I forgot some inverted comma's somewhere¿ <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a toad....
who wrote an ode
for a princess
who couldn't confess
she had no dress code... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!It was funny to see all these pigeons in Barcelona hanging out on the fountain top....letting the cascade of water.....bathe their scruffy necks....& wings.It made me laugh!These pigeons really knew how to wash themselves! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[worldwidese]

Will somebody who knows Rumpel well, please critique him and tell him how to get good hats? We don't want him to die a pauper, nor to die from overdose of marathon, and we want him to keep on keeping on as a jester.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!After some long jestering marathon stints i did.....at the Adelaide Fringe Festival...this year.......(hours later after i had rested....on the same day).....i caught on a couple of occasions.....an older couple.....scanning the dry...weather-beaten dusty grass...where i had been perforing....for stray coins galore with their metal-detectors.Pretty cheap by crikey.....raking in a thripence from a scrape-skate weasely jester!I think they could adjust their detectors on different settings.....for metal,copper,nickel....etc! [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikes!My friend's little black Catalan cat went to sleep in the dust-pan today.....which was situated just next to a broom-stick!It didn't even blink....to us giggling about it!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I left a roll of toilet paper out in the hall last night....& my friend's little black cat......shredded it to pieces!Probably the best fun it had all night? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine a fully tattooed tartan rooster.....walking a tiny walking globe.....whilst ten chihuahua's bark in unison...."Roof.....Rooofy Roof!" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"SEND IN THE PIXIES!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"HOW MANY FAIRIES REALLY ARE THERE IN THIS WORLD?" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"I'M OFF TO PLAY THE FAIRY & PIXIE GAME......SO I'LL COME BACK TO REALITY AFTER I FIND THEM ALL!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> GOSH!THERE IS NO EDITING POSSIBLE IN FAIRY LAND......SO MAKE NO MISTAKE!JUST JOKING? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a rooster who made it's master go completely & utterly mad.....because it picked up his tweezers & moved them to another location......accidently.....because it didn't know what it was doing anyway!Oh well!Nothing is perfect is it.....or is it? " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!Hope my password works¿Have almost forgotten the bugger again!
I saw an Circo Ciclo(Argentine small circus).....last night in the Madrid circus school tent......& somehow......a cigarette landing in my carry bag.I walked over near a bin & saw some fumes coming out....& thought.....it was coming from the bin......& then more & more smoke was coming out & it started to smell bad.....& then i realised it was coming from my bag.The cigarette went through my towel....& then i got a ball of fire ash.....out.....& then i walked around for a bit longer....& later there still was fumes coming from my bag.....so i chucked everything out....& then noticed the friggin cigarette had gone through my sleeping bag aswell.....& also through my bag.....and ontop of that it was still fully alight!What a drag....by crikey!Weird!Anyway i have to go...... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]