Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The friggin' GooOse-weasel is in Jerusalem.....write now.....trying to convert Munchkins...& geese..into attending the Church Of Nonsense!Signing off ya friggin' champions!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops!ooPs,Ooooopsy Whoopsy......whoopy whoop-whoop.....oops & Oops+Arhhhh-Ummmmmmm.....divided by Gosh....to the root of Crikey = What the heck times 3 cents & a puffer-fish etc!!!Signing Off....from the LOng LOst ferret-weasel-goosenut....who's forgotten what's right?Love Rocks!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go & love an echidna & a hedgehog right now or i'll call the police!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Weasel Files are back & up & running!
Ooops & Toodleloo & i'll get back with it....in 400 years....sooner than later!
Perhaps i should start the GooOSe Files write now......or start Crumpetgoosepimples Fairy Files?What do you think?
Please let me know within 3 minutes or i'll just have to go ahead with it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Golly Ol' Crikey!This makes 1,250 posts!Am i going "Koo-Koo"?
OOps"Cuckoo-Cuckoo"!"Coo-Coo!"
I need a pet rooster side-kick....so we'll make a friggin' wild kooky double act!It might be a bit of a hassle with customs though!
That would be a real double jester act...as rooster's sure are natural comedians to the max by crikey!Cheeers & Cockadoodledoo & Toodleloo Cuckoo...Cuckoo...Cockadoodleloo...Kooky Kooky Koo-Koo! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

P.S."GooOse!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where did my gherkin cheezles go? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

I think they're on the porch, Rump.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Which porch?Probably that porch somewhere in the void of eternal nonsense!Gorblimey!I'm mothball~eyed!I have to friggin' catch some zeds........so cheeers & see everyone whenever?Gosh!The World is Fool On.....it's spinning round & round!We're all nuts! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Friggin'GoOOSe Files are nearly back on track....or perhaps never back on track!Perhaps i should start the "Oops Files?"Does anyone go along with this....or is it just me?What the heck.....i'll march on.......even if there's nothing to go for!When i'm a 101 i'll probably just about make it & then realise that after all this....that the Holy Grail turns out to be a mouldy gherkin...that just come out of a chihuahua's bum!Shit!I have to go before i lose it!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Friggin' jingles....i've gone off the rails!I'm off my trolley.....on second-hand air!Oops!Go & get GooOseD! [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was an orang-utang who made love to a 3-toed sloth by the name of Gertrude!They hung around.....ever so gay....by crikey!Oops!Get a possum up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Weasel Power to the rescue!I'm going to put on my Mr Puniverse attire & take on the World!I'll stop the war!Violence cannot end violence!The World seriously needs more pixies(no~joke)& fairies(no~joke)!Let's all just pixy out......& get this World together in a funny way!Humour should be the religion...not money!I just don't get it!David Bowie....got it right......The Man Who Sold The World!What the friggin' heck is going on?Crikey!How do you get your head round it all....to make perfect sense? [img]confused.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Arhhhh....what then friggin' heck.....i may as well peck away like a pigeon trying to find that piece that never was? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]