Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

29 to go by jingles!I'll get sent to weasel heaven....when i make it!The fairies will give me an ethereal invisible medal which i'll take with me throughout my mission within the limits of eternity!
I better hurry up & weasel away before i get too lost in my own nonsense to carry through!Zing!zzzzZZZzzzZZzzZzzippyzzZZzzZZzap-ping!
Poppycock!zzZZZz!Pop goes the Weasel!Cock-a-doodle-doo! P.S.I'm only a stone-throw away now....so not long now til i weasel-out-to-the-max!P.S.Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Giddyup!Hold your horses!Giddyup weasel!Come on yo-yo ragamuffin...go..go..go...like a pee-wee shenanigan deja-vu gooOster!Throw down your thimbles...&..crusade through all this nonsensical bric-a-brac gobbledygook & get to the point of your pencil!Come on goddammit!Holy mackerel!Just churn out that last higgledy-piggledy & you'll get to that bona-fide cornucopia before you know it!Come on!Weasel Power!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-06-2002).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Squint!Peek-a-boo!Mr Luftmensch here again sending greetings through the uhuru shnoz zeitgeist!Twiddle-twaddle!Non-stop fribble frills to fire away....like a gobbledegook Jabberwocky looking for Yakety-Yak Utopia!
I'll puzzle about & zzZZZzzzZZzZz along & vroooooom away until i'm shuffled into the land of Saturnalia...& then i'll be able to feast away...with many a fool like a gooOse totally on the loose!
May the Gods & Goddesses be with you!Shalom!Bye-bye-bye!Many happy returns & hasta la vista!Ciao & pip-pip from the Chatterbox pip-squeak ragamuffin scrawny goose-weasel!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to start a 1 man festival & be a 1 man circus at the same time!No joke?Gorblimey!My jokes are getting worse!Anyway Toodleloo & what the heck!P.S.I'm just a weasel!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It was about 97 i think....when i was in Luxembourg for the first time?I should of kept a diary but i never did!I found a dilapidated run down building that i slept in for a few nights...& would wake up in the morning with freezing toes as there were no windows & it was the winter time.Crikey the icycles having off the broken staircase was quaint.I went to about 11 towns all around Luxembourg & checked out most of the castles.I saw all these posters around Luxembourg about some circus called Il Florengio....who were on tour in Luxembourg City(the capital).Oneday i went round to the site & by crikey...did they have a big set-up.They had camels,donkeys,lions,elephants,dogs,tigers,monkeys & all sorts under a huge Big-Top.I thought i'm not so much into circus's with animals...but it would be good to check it out anyway....as i saw lots of posters around Luxembourg which made me curious...& besides....when do you ever see a circus in Luxembourg in the winter?You don't go to Luxembourg every day.I would travel around Luxembourg a bit & then rock up when it was time for the show....but apparently it kept cancelling everyday as it wasn'y getting the numbers in.I was getting more intrigued now...& just kept hanging around Luxembourg until i could see the show.It eventually went ahead on a Saturday...even though there wasn't many people.I was surreal the whole...build up to see the circus...& also not much of an audience there....& seeing all the animals in action...with the whole set up & that.At the end of the show there was a rountine with all the circus members sitting around 1 long table serving spaghetti & playing around...& then they even gave out bowls of spaghetti to the audience.I was hungry at the time & didn't have much money,but i throught they were fake bowls of spaghetti at first & then i realised that they were real.I was just about to make my way...closer to the ring...to try & score a bowl of spaghetti...but i was too slow...& that was that.By that time it was too late to get anything in town as most nearly everything was shut & i couldn't affords any pub meals.I did manage to get a packet of chips though.Nevertheless it was an unusual qaint time in Luxembourg.Anyway toodleloo over & over again!Cheeers!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I made a pilgrimage to the annual Gypsy gathering in the Sth Coast Of France.....to a little coastal village called Saintes-Maries-de-la-mer some years back which was interesting.Gypsies from all parts of the World get together for a few days to to venarte their patron Saint Sarah.The Roma...the name used by most central & eastern European Gypsies...celebrate Sara-la-Kali...the black saint.There is also a procession to the sea carrying Saint Sarah's remains.
The area is quite beautiful as it's down in the Camarge where there are pink flamingos,wild horses & bulls.There is some good Gypsy music to be had to accompany the ambience of the village.I guess Gypsies have moved up with the times....& have more modern vehicles...but there were a few colourful carts.There is more clorful Gypsy carts in Romania of course as it's the Gypsy capital of the World.Even though Gypsies may not be as colourful now days as they used to be...they still have the Gypsy blood in them & carry on their traditon with fortune telling etc.
I also had a good time in Romania....as it is a really beautiful country & some of the nature is so pristine.I was in Romania in the spring once & it was so beautiful with all the different shades of trees...from auburn,burgandy,yellow & all shades of green etc.There were Gypsies with horse & cart...carrying bundles of branches * whatever everywhere?Some of the villages looked really quaint with weather-beaten rock structures & moss slate roofs & roosters running around & chooks chooking about.It would be a hard place to live....but it is really picturesque.Sighisoara is certainly a quaint town.That is where Vlad Tepes was born...the Romanian prince who inspired Bram Stoker(the Irish novelist)to write the so called Dracula as we know today.It's good that the town hasn't sold out...& you wouldn't even know it had anything to do with Dracula....if you didn't know it about it;s history....as i didn't see any DRacula pictures anywhere.I stayed there for about 4 or 5 days.I also had lunch in the house he was born.He is a Romanian folklore hero...because he helped frighten the Turks...as he would stick them arse on end...on pikes.When they were out in battle...Vlad would get his men...to disguise themselves as Turks...so the Turks would get confuded who was who?
I also visited Bran castle....which is famous....for being called Dracula's castle.I could imagine that it would of been more kooky before it got painted with a white-wash Mediterranean kind of look inside.The stairs looked really old...as did some room with a really old gnarly 4 bed-post.THey say that Vlad probably only stayed there for 2-3 days all in all.....so that really takes the kookiness out of it.Nevertheless the castle really looks kooky later in the day!The castle was used as an old German toll station for villages by passing the roads.I can't remember the exact history....as when you see all these places it's easy to forget over time.
THere certainly is a beautiful palace in Sinai!The interior is incredible.Check out all the wood carving...it is so ornate.It would have taken friggin' years to carve all that ebony & rose wood.
There is also some Gypsy village in Romania...with amazing kind of palace looking houses.I didn't go there but i've seen it in a book.Apparently it's the more well off Gypsy village.
I even went to the so called second biggest building in the World in Bucharest....called the Houses For the People.It's friggin' huge.It was weird when i went on a tour of the building & no one else turned up when i wanted to go...so it was a one on one...with just me & the guide.It felt kind of ridiculous to go on a one on one tour of the second biggest building in the World.When i left the building there was a pack of wild dogs on the lawn that followed me around for quite a distance.It spun me out a bit...but i manged to get away...by crikey.
Also there is an impressive Hungarian castle in Romania...called Hunedora.Gosh!It's an interesting castle by crikey!Apparently the old Romanian prime minister got a steel mill built next to the castle as he didn't like it....as it really is an impressive Hungarian castle.Gorblimey!Transylvania is beautiful.I even met a German scientist in the woods who was studying wolves...which was interesting.
I also performed at the Comedian's Feast another year in Romania which was interesting...well last year.I worked really hard & did eight 50 minute shows over 3 days.It was bizarre to have Gypsies in the front row laughing...showing their gold teeth & that.I went well & people enjoyed it.I guess it's not everyday they get a gooOse-weasel go through...jumping around on spring-shoes like a wild kangaroo.I spent much more money on travel & visas than i got
paid...but it was well worth it all in all.Gorblimey!I couldn't believe my friggin' trolley that kept collapsing.THe friggin' wheel kept rolling off so i had to look all over Timisoara for makeshift bits which was a bit of a drag.I even had to have helpers help me carry my stuff from place to place to perform at times.The hotel i stayed in had no hot water but waht the heck!Also i had to walk over a kilometre to get to the food hall...which was pretty basic....but then again you have to eat.
The last show i did was quite a surprise as i was one of the last acts on the big stage near the closing of the festival....& it was such a big rock'n'roll stage & there were thousands of people in the big square.There were a few hundred watching me....& i had to go for a full 50 minutes on the main stage.I can't believe i got through it...as i just goosed about doing whatever...& i did well.I thought i was going to totally bomb...when my pants fell down...& i just couldn't tie them back up & i was all tangled up in my springs & that & it took me 15 minutes to get it together!I was almost like a wild animal....crawling & wriggling about trying to untangle my pantaloons rope...from my wrethed spring-shoe...& also getting my fire-skipping rope caught in the sporing of the shoe.THere was one funny part where i whacked my plastice gherkin for a 6...out into the crowd & someone threw it back & it stuck in the back of my guitar...which put a whole in it!Crikey!What a time!They would also like to have me back for next year....but i don't know what i'm up to yet!
Crikey!The castle in France called Carcassonne Chateau is a huge Fuckoff amazing castle!Amazing it's so well intact.I slept 2 nights in the bush near Carcassonne castle....& checked it out by crikey!In the wax museum there was a jester juggling.
I really like some of the Flemish medieval towns aswell.....particularly Ghent & brugge.THe castle in Ghent...Gravensteen is a piece...with it's moat & that!Anyway i better dash.....as i have to fly my castle-spaceship around the Universe to catch some more nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I went to a confest(Down-to-Earth)festival.....can't remember how many years ago & gave away about 500 hundred pieces of jewellery i made out of fimo for free.It took me 2 weeks to make the buggers....& after i gave em' all out....i thought"gosh!I should of made them out of more natural resources"Oh well what the heck!
I used to paint things & give them away too....but haven't done a painting in ages.
I'll get my books of drawing published someday i guess!I used to draw before i used to perform.....but haven't made a single cent from art yet!I guess i feel i'm never ready?You don't really see much underground stuff out there in bookshops!It's always the masters like Dali....but not much to be seen from day to day people!
Anyway toodleloo!I'm just babbling on....as i have another 19 posts left by crikey!Cheerio & whatever?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I don't have anything left to talk about.....so Hello....G'day....Gosh.....Arhhhhhhhh....Uummmmm.. ..eeeeee. . . . ? .. . . . . .Yes!....Arhhhhh. . .No?. . . . . nit! .. . . . .I'm .. a . . gooOse-bump .. . . . . . .& a .. . .fruit-loop . . . .+ a . . . weasel .. . . . . Fribble on! ... . . . I'm a no-frills . . . pixy. . . & . .i can't find my snail! .. . . . . . . . . Boo-hoo!Boo-hoo!Boo-hoo!.. . . . . . .Tee Hee Hee!Tee Hee Hee!. . . . . . . . . . . . I'm lost . . . ..in nothingness .. .. . .so get up & Boogie!.... .. . .Let's all just get up & dance! .. . . . .Friggin'get up & "Boogie!".....Come on do that Disco Jive & give me 5.....Oh Yeh!Oh Yeh!Right on!Yeh!... swing away!That's right.....Oh yeh!
.....Cool. . . . . .yeh....disco baby. . . . . . .fun!Fun!Fun!.. . . . .Boogie!. . . . . . Boogie.. . . . .Let's all get cheesy.. .. . . put on them platforms. . . . . & dance,dance,dance.....like a funky cat man!Boogie-woogie... .. . . . Ya!Get up & Boogie man & come on mama....boogie-woogie out....oh yeh...yeh...yeh....Discodelic...Funkadelic...Fluff adelic...spin around.....glitsy...Oh yeh...give us that beat Dr Funkenstein.....Groovie-Yeh!Oh really really groovie!Oh i feel like a love machine.....let's all rock the love boat & go all tutti-frutti....Oh Yeh!Spangley....swanky...sparkly...glittery...& oh...oh...oh...fluffy yeh....anything goes...right!Ya!I feel great!Disco mania.....mirror balls....spinning everwhere...i'm glittering....with disco-sensational over-drive!This is air-sauce....cosmic....discotheque fever shivering through me baby!Let's all get Oblivionated & showy....& splendiferous.....everso splendacious....in Boogie Land!Fabulous!Fab!Absolutley Fan-Friggin'-Funtastical!Oh...yeh!Let's all show-pony our flashy selves away...until we're utterly Boogied out!Toodleloo!Signing Off Funky Good-Time Charlie Man!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hi-ya!How-de-doody-de!How's it happenin'?
Squigglestiltskin here with oodles & oodles of more goose egg pee-in-the-pants stuff...so i better frig it & lay out the never ending line of cheese for hypnotised elephants...to follow along the eternal goofy mission in search for the blah blah blah Holy Grail of moonshine!More friggin' frig it goo-goo-gaga ahead....just around the corner!Flappin' off & away....with nose pointed...right out there,via goose-neck..everso long!Cock-a-doodle-do!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm in love with a rooster!Oops!I meant to say gooOse!We're off to geese away the days....for ever & ever,with all the other gaggle....who are giggling with us!Giggle,gaggle,giggle,gaggle,giggle....them giggles....& gaggle along...until....you're all giggled out!
Oh!Put on your dancing shoes.....as you should be dancing!Let's all take us higher!Dance!Dance!Dance!You should be dancing...yeh!What's the next step?The journey of a 1000 miles begins with every single step they say!Gorblimey!The whole Universe is one big dance....that can't stop dancing!Put on your silver-surfer shoes & dance across the Universe!Ooops!I have tick off before the clock gets tocked off.....so i'll make the next step through the post & into the void of more healthy chaos!Toodleloo!Where are you Mr Magoo?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh Gorblimey!Holy GooOse-air....i need some more nonsensical soul food before i wither away into the void.....of long lost space!
I'll have to crack-open a goose-egg & get some more goose-vibes happening.....so i can stretch the goose's neck the fool distance....until everything becomes GooOse!GooOse is everything & everything is GooOse!GooOse-on....gooOse-off...GooOse-out!Crikey!I have to GooOse-off somewhere so why don't you all get GooOsed forever...until i make a GooOse-back!P.S.GooOse!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I have zilch left i want to say....so i will keep the zero...zzZZZzzzzZzz's going....for zillion more zzZZZzzzZzzzzZZzzzZzzz's!
Zippy zzZZZzzZZzzZZzz's make me want to go zing-a-ling-a-zing-a-ling.....until i'm completely zapped...fool of zzZZzzZZzz's!
Lets all throw some zzZZzzZz's at each other!Oh i feel like a hammer head shark with tunnel vision!Maybe i've been hit by too many zeds?I've been swimming around in the sea fool of zzZZZzz's as long as this eternal dream has been going!I just go to sleep & wake up at the same time!Maybe i'm a zillion Rip Van Winkles rolled into one?I don't know what i'm on about....but what the heck...."Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about!",so Toodleloo forever....& i'll never start this never-ending story!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

13 to go & then i have to start again!It's a fool cycle i'm going through here!The show never stops until it's starts!
Eternity is every single day!There's zillion hour days.....so i'm living in whatever hour....it wants to be!It's an endless hour-glass.....that just keeps trickling the nonsense out....into the void of Eternity.There's a mountain in every single grain of sand.....& there's absolutely no measure to be limited in!This is forever & ever ethereal space....merging with the atoms that whizz around a zillion miles a second....bonding together....to form...itself....with shape-shifting invisble-glue!I'm not making any sense so i better twiddle my thumbs pay homage to the rest of the gaggle of geese who supply the right answers!Maybe we're all right & we just don't know it?Perhaps on the other hand we're all wrong?2 wrongs don't make a right....but do 2 rights make a wrong?Oops!I have to pop-off!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Drats!Holy GooOse-Ball!My last friggin' message got cut off as the clock beat me to it!I'll never be able to remember it now?Doesn't that make you go
I may as well stuff my pillow case with marshmallows!
Crikey!Have i got my goggles on right because it's raining frogs....& i just kissed a toad & it turned into a jestress & she wants me to eat some fairy floss.....but that too lethal....for a pixy like me...to gobble!
I'm going to put myslef on sale at the Goblin Market for approximately half a can of gherkin-bumps worth!Maybe i might get picked up by some sugar-granny who wants to put me in her castle made of bric-a-barc!That would surley put me in my right element!That will also give me the licence to celebrate amongst all the trash....& throw the biggest out-of-control pixy parties....in the Kingdom Of Chaos!Just joking!I will throw the most humungous healthy chaos parties....with the healthiest sense-of-humour fun anything possible can have!Anyway i'm off to go & trade myself off to the gaggle of geese with true pixy spirit!Oops!Please don't take my nonsense too seriously as i'm just a gooOse!