Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Seriously do you think i'm just a friggin' GoOOSe? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to stick an asparagus-stick in my ear~hole & get off on it.....while watching 3 Munchkin's getting their toes pecked by a scrawny rooster! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Which way is right? [img]confused.gif[/img]

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G'day ya friggin' Kanga.....Possum Drongo!Strewth Ruth....has the hots for Hot Rod!Av a go ya mug!Bloddy oath mate....i'm a fair dinkum true-blue Ozzy drongo mate....so don't get ya knickers in a knot...or i'll let a little ripper go....like a flaming gallah...& then i'll go & have some xxxx with an emu....& then check out some other sheilah's....& shout em' some stubbies....until we start seeing pink elephants!Anyway rack off hairy legs...or i'll go ape!Cheeers! [img]cool.gif[/img]

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What the heck!P.S."GoOOSe!"Gorblimey........this gooOSe thing is completely contagious......soon the whole World will catch on.....& ramble on GoOOSe!GooOSe!GoOOSe!No~Joke!It's gonna get into everyone's brain sooner or later!P.S."GoOOSe!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to have to start up Rumpel Rooster Worship Volume 3 & a half or(4) soon!Is anyone up for it?I still have to finish The Weasel Volume though!Ooops!Cheeers!Signing Off Mr Niggle The Eternal Oopster! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!I'm back!Anyway i have to go! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"SockS Off!"
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"Take those socks off
before you get scoffed
at
you filthy rat
with a delicious cough!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Cynical Chatterbox
======================
There was a cynical chatterbox
who lived in a hairy hat-box.
His name was Crumbhorn
& he was born
with chickenpox.
[img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Interupted Utopia
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Disturbed sleep due to a ding-dong battle
& constant Peksniffian pixy prattle
is no joking matter
you morbid Mad Hatter
full of tipsy tittle-tattle! [img]mad.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cat Whiskers
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Cat Whiskers
is a
permanent hermit
who lives off beetroot
in a gumboot
next to a wooden widgeon.
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"Forget~Me~Not!"
=================
"Forget~me~not
even if i'm in a knot.
Come close
touch my nose
& it will blow snot
to smell your rose!
Come close
touch my nose
if you're nosey,
i suppose
you will if you're rosey!
[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Baron Tapeworm
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Baron Tapeworm
has squirmy perms
that almost match his tartan tassles.
His presence looks quite a hassle
but at least it's to his concern!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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The Rhinoceros Beetle
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There was a worn-out rhinoceros beetle
that used to fly in all crazy directions.
Now it is permanately settled
in a forgotten ug-boot
that was lost by a furious farmer
who always wore terrible tartan suits! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I Used To Be Funky
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I used to wear lime leather
& dirty duck feathers
when i was into funk,
but now i'm a skunk
that's worn by the weather! [img]eek.gif[/img]