Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just when you thought you were almost finished....you realise you haven't even started yet!The beginning eventually turns into the ending which becomes the beginning again!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Le de l'imbécile de l'imbécile il y a un imbécile sur le regard de colline là-bas! Ne pouvez-vous pas voir le dilué là-bas? C'est ontop vers le haut bon de cette colline! Imbécile des gosh!There d'Oh un autre sur cette colline! Ce doit être lui est duel? Est-ce que je voyant bien ou ma vue suis est dupé? Je puis voir avec ma gauche que je puis voir avec ma droite je vois que 2 imbéciles et maintenant je voient seulement un! Maintenant il n'y en a aucun! Ce n'est aucun amusement m'ont a eu trop de rhum? Oh God!Now mes yeux sont plein de l'imbécile! Je ne puis pas croire pourquoi?

[Triona]

Uh, Etienne. Can you translate this????

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!It's Rumpel the Weasel back on line.....with a few more lines.....here's the translation....into English!

The Fool's Fool
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There's a fool on the hill
Look over there!
Can't you see the dil
over there?
It's uphill
right ontop of that hill!
Oh gosh!There's another fool
on top of that hill!
It must be it's dual?
Am i seeing right
or is my sight
being fooled?
I can see with my left
I can see with my right
I see 2 fools
& now i only see one!
Now there is none!
This is no fun
have i had too
much rum?
Oh God!Now my eyes
are full of fool's!
I can't believe why?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kooky!It's the Oops Troupe here on a mission to loosen the geece....so they can all goose about wherever they like to & fro etc.Let them all goof up & be ever so goofy like googly nitwits hypnotised by gobbledygook!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Pompous Prince Was Lost In The Kingdom of Nonsense================================
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There was a pompous prince that pranced around as is he was a horse....all over the village neighing & displaying himself everso hoity-toity which made all the people throw mouldy goose-eggs at him.
Still the prince could not stop his poppycock
because he got his rocks off by being completely gooOse-egged!Oh well each to their own!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!IT's annoying...that UK.2.net thing that keeps coming up when you type in www.performers.net........you have to keep clicking it many times for it to nick off!Gosh!These promotional companies just spring up from nowhere!A crew of Adbusters should piss them off!
Oh crikey!It seems at times we're all living in a labyrinth World fantasy of advertisements!They are the sign posts to guide us on our way!Beware of the power of Advertising!Subliminal Pop Culture garbage is the sickness of mankind!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jak sie pan.....pani miewa?
Nazywam sie Rumpelstiltskin.
Milo ni pana....pania poznac!
Od jak dawna pan....pani jest tutaj?
Czy pan...pani na kogos czeka?
Chcialbym whisky przed krewetki.
Po prosze szparagi
Co graja w teatrze?
Prosze bardzo!Gdzie mozna pojsc potancyyc?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!I had a go at speaking Chinese but my tongue got too twisted....or perhaps your ears are a bit out of tune....or even still your eyes can't see write?!P.S.GooOsE!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You can't tame a jester....as we won't be bound!You can't be fully fool-proof by jesters!
P.S."GooOse-On!"

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

You can't tame(cage)the spirit of folly as it won't be bound!Folly surpasses the Material,as it's Ethereal!Rejoice our soul's through the spirit of healthy laughter!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was a jester & jestress who would occasionaly change roles & fool each other into believing that they were the opposite sex.The jester would become the jestress & the jestress would become the jester.The jester said "I'll change into a man",& the jestress said"I'll change into a woman".Originally the jestress wanted to be changed into a man & the jester wanted to be changed into a woman.They eventually combined so well that they fooled themselves into believing that between them they were one hermaphrodite.

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P.S.That's a strange way to write the date?


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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to put my life & soul into this dimensionless Universe!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mr & Mrs Snooze love their Zeds!

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