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Gosh!The previous message was bugged by an earwig!Bug off ya friggin nit!G'day!P.S.GooOse! 
[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-30-2001).]
[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 12-30-2001).]
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"G'day!"
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Let's All Love The World Now!
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. dot.to.dot+alot of............'s to dot to .!I've lost the . to stop the plot!The fool stop.....that dot's the .Comment
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Friggin' gherkin cheezles are nigh.....& my horse....has taken off...without me!I'll have to tug on my tie & end up in the Witch's wardrobe.....but i might get flown back in time in Dr Who's machine....if i get the wrong door in the first place!See you laters & happy terrestrial extras!
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GoooOOoOoOoOoOOoOooOooOooOOooOooOOoOOoOosE!
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Hello It's Mr Dribble here ready to drivel out the no-sense at all sense!I'm a back-stage performer......on the front page of The Nincompoop Times!Go & have a look ya cockatoo!
Crikey!There's a few roos loose in me top paddock!
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Ciao!Signing Off With A
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Good Lord!Mr GooOse-Egg beginning here again write now!Is everything...A-Ok?I'm currently with a team of goblin cheuffuers who are on a show-pony mission to diplay their wares to the World Of Boo Boo's!They have got me hostage & to escape the situation i have to get everything write or else.....i won't be able to slip out of this current story....until the words form into another vision!Get your pyschedelic goggles on because i'm going to take you snorkling in the Great Barrier Reef....with the aid of dreams!The sight will be an optical feast...an orgy of colours that will explode into fanastical fantasia.....that you may return back into the real World colour-blind....after such kaleidoscopic pictures!P.S.Are you ready to give the OO?
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X marks the spot!Here i am....ready to times this spot so i can multiply this gibberish out of proportion.....so there with be further X's to mark the spots....that will spot....spot after spot...until evrything is completed spotted with x's!Then will follow a tick...by a tick....which in time will add up to a clock that will clock up all the ticks until the time is completely ticked out!P.S.The clock will arrive on the dot....& i'll probably lose my spot...if i don't keep up with the times!
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Gosh!Only 1 more day til the Euro...really hits Europe....to change!Welcome...to...The United States Of Europe!I better get ready to change my currencies as this is Fair Dinkum'!Maybe i'll make a coat of foreign change....so i can keep up with The Old World!It's amazing....how we have to adapt to change....more & more...with time racing ahead....that soon we'll have to adjust our metabolism at the pace of a million miles an hour!Things are getting so extremely high-tech...these days....that sooner or later we'll all be out of date....perhaps?
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The pixie's green tricycle lay right before his eyes & then melted into an off-hue rusty wheel-barrow looking for attention...to be wheeled away into another dream...which couldn't be seen from the distance!The pixie then drank from the stream & his skin turned even greener....which made the theme ever so more dreamy!
Gosh!Oh golly ol'....by googly gosh!I've just stepped on a prickle....& feel as if i've got pins & needles in my funny bone!I'll have to knock my elbow against the clock so i awake for Heaven's sake!P.S.
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Zirkus!Zirkus!
Kuhl!
Kostenfrei!
Springen Kanagaroo,
glocke,klingel,schwatzen.....lustspiel!
Kuckuck!Kuckuck!
Zerknullenforeskin ich bin eleven!
Traum!Traum!
Sich durchdrangen ellbogen!
ewig all tags!
Sich erfreuen ungewohnlich irrtum!
Echo verzukkung!Kanagroo blickfang!
Endlos clown ratsel!
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Oh Crikey!It's totally fool on....when you arrive back late say.....at someone's flat....as they say you can stay there the night.....& you're still in ya jester's outfit....& your bells jingle ever so loud.....right up to the top 4th floor or something!Crikey!When everything is so crisp clear & you can hear the sound of a pin drop!It's painful sometimes trying to be completely quite in these situations!
Gosh!It also is fool on....when at times ya go to lie down on ya back..(as me jester's jerkin has hundreds of tiny little buttons & trinkety things sewn on it)...on the ground while performing & it's feels like you've just lied down on a Bed-Of-Buttons!The bells can also give ya a bit of a pinch!Ouch!
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Quite sometime ago....at the Bangalow Markets...in the Northern Rivers region of New Soth Wales....i was busking...doing idiotic nonsense & all of a sudden a gang of kids came along & started throwing my rubber blowflies & squeaky toys at me....so i threw them back at them(not so hard)& then it felt like a little riot was going to break out as all these kids came in from no-where!THe toys would accidently knock things off people's tables & then i went to run up a tree to escape the situation....but the kid's all grabbed me & one of them put his hands between a little rip in my jester's coat(at the back)....& ripped it right open...& then i climbed up the tree & screamed while...they would chuck balls at me...& all the stallholders would yell at me....& then the market manager said that i was banned from performing at the markests!What the heck!THe show must go on.....but it didn't!Gosh!I was nearly in pieces after all that!Was it really worth it?
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