Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Allo madame/monsieur!
Comment allez-vous?
Enchante!
Bonne annee!
Felicitations!
Le spectacle commmence a quelle heure?
Le spectacle dure combien de temps?
Oui!grand affluence!
Salut comique puzzle!
Bonjour Univers oie!
Monsieur moustique!
Moucher narine nez....
ridicule paradoxe spectacle...
Sil vous plait!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yonks ago....i couldn't believe that i got my legs waxed!After that i also got half my beard waxed...but it friggin' didn't tickle so i had to stop!I walked out of the waxing salon with half a beard(I grew it hairier to wax)!I felt like a fucken gOOosE when i walked out!Soon after i looked in the reflection of a shop window & saw that half my face had gone red from the waxing!It stayed red for days.....but then cleared up!It felt so smooth & fresh & i didn't grow any hair back for a few weeks!Crikey!
It's not my fault if my father was hairy!
I think people with blonde hair have less hassle with the etiquette grooming problem...than darker haired people do!
Oh well....at least sometimes....a bit more hair...can be good for humour!Crikey!P.S.Gosh!Shaving sucks!It would be alright.....not having to shave.....but the only problem is...that i don't want a beard....as a goatee is enough!Gosh!What am i going on about?Go & have a shave ya friggin' hedgehog!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is there any such thing as a perfect fool?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There once was an old as the hills octogenarian church-going,rice-power granny who was always in neutral overdrive!She would always walk forwards & backwards at the same time!She also had a solid brass ear-trumpet....ripped off from a local opportunity shop!What a quaint little old lady she was.....as she even had a spare empty castle kicking around...that she only visited once in a blue moon....on a full moon!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to dive into an ocean of money & fish out some sense(cents)?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The quest of life is surely a bumpy-ride of trial & error!We're all in this tragic-comedy together!We're all players on the stage of life!The grand cosmic Show Never Stops!We all act in public....even when we're not trying to act!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm off to the GooOse-Fair so i can totally cut-looOse & completely "GooOse-Out To The Max!"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Wie gehtes ihnen?
Wir haben voll?
Wieviel Uhrist es?
Wie die Zeit ver!
Wo ist Rumpelstilzchen?
Wo ist Rip Van Winkle?
Ich kann nicht mehr sehen
Zeigen sie mir den weg gans nase!
Ich gehe in die vonobenbisunten.
Ich muss jetzt ge-Wollen Sie mich entschuldigen?
Ich hoffe,wir werden uns wiedersehen!
Esfreutmich,Ihre Bekanntschaft zu machen!
Leben Sie wohl Auf Wiedersehen!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-03-2002).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Je suis une fée idiote qui recherche un château fabriqué à partir de l'ordure pour vivre dedans quelque part sur la voie d'accès à la fin du world.I voudrait également avoir un coq drôle d'animal de compagnie pour un clock!Maybe d'alarme que je puis former mon coq d'animal de compagnie pour faire le tricks?I pense que le coq sont les comédiens normaux...... ils vous ressemblent vraiment au jesters!See plus tard!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ce n'est aucun prattle pixy il y a une bataille de coléoptère continuant au-dessus du still!Get de stand de hill!Don't votre hochet gai et joint l'in!Erase qui grimacent, ceci n'est aucun prattle!There de pixie est une bataille de coléoptère continuant au-dessus de la colline vous aneth idiot ainsi joignez dedans, mais ne détruisez aucun coléoptère dans la bataille!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ich habe den Zest in meinem Jest bin es meine Wekzeugspritze, die ich annehme oder bin es ein Test verloren?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Elephant & The Mouse
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There was an elephant that fell in love with a mouse!
Together they ate cheeze
& sneezed
in their very big house!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go On Jump Over The Chair
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Go on jump over the chair
while i cut my hair.
Go on be a sport!
Don't fall short
or you may dispair!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Chair That Never Got Used
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There was a chair
that was always in despair
because it never got used
or choosed!
Poor chair,
how unfair!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oh!What A Walrus!
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There was a walrus
that only ate fungus.
It had snaggleteeth
& spotty feet
& it's name was
Asparagus.