Crumbleforeskin's Long Volume Of Idiotic Non-Stop Nonsense!

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Gosh!It was so funny when i saw the news many years ago in Australia....& it showed this little koala bear come running....into a bank from the wild....as it was captured on the bank camera!What a cute little champion!

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Does anyone know of a cute jestress out there?

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I was in Germany....year's ago(gosh!I can't stop saying year's ago!)& i was in Berlin & i remember being in a flying hurry to catch the train...as my ticket was booked for it & when i was at Charlottenburg station ready to board the train...i realised...."Oh no!I left my bag back in the locker at Zoologister Garten Hauptbahnhoff!Gosh!I was fucked off!What a Fucken GooOse I am!

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It's weird when you haven't performed for a while & then sometimes ya false nose goes mouldy...as it's latex & can also kind of decompose...so i have to make other once!I should preserve them well!P.S.GooOsE!

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Where are ya?

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Have you ever been lost in a sea of tiny little bits of paper with scribbles all over them?

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I can only afford to go window shopping these days

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Stop looking at me!You're making me paranoid !

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Has anyone ever had a fluffball in their belly-button?

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I couldn't beleive it!This was one in 6 billion(well not quite)!I once went to ring someone & then i accidently miscued a number & got someone i knew by mistake by complete utter fluke....as they said"I haven't seen you for year's!How did you get my number?"
I said"Aren't you so & so?".......we were both perplexed....but i realised i must of miscued a digit.I don't him what must of happened & he didn't believe me....even though it was a complete twilight zone...fluke!Crikey!

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It's all happening now!The Earth is spinning....bagpipes are skirling...taps are dripping...bellows are wheezing & weazels are breathing!Nothing is solid!We're all just zillions of atoms...put together...to make each of us seem whole!It's amazing considering this...& then wake up the next morning & still see the same street names all over the place!What a twisted labyrinth we all live in!The cosmic show of reality...is stranger than fiction!Gorblimey!The infinite Eternal 8(can't put the bugger the side)is certainly a spun digit!

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Oh no!I've lost Ethyl the Axolotyl!

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I can't remember what i did with my fart gas?
How many times do you fart a day?

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This way please.........>?

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This is what you do when someone you don't fancy getting in the car with while hitching!