Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can't believe i used to have rainbow dreadlocks & my name was Rainbow!When i was 16 i painted all my clothes totally rainbow & had a psychedelic painted top that i did aswell.A year later i went to Nimbin(the Rainbow region in Northern New Sth Wales in Australia)& there already were so many Rainbow's!I thought what a cliche.....i'm getting my name changed!It really changed a year later when i was in Tasmania & walked into an opportunity shop(secondhand opshop)& saw a Rumpelstiltskin record!I adopted the name as i walked out with the record!
1 year before i got rainbow dreaklocks i had blonde dredlocks!Oneday i stuck them all up with gel which took me hours!I walked around town in my rainbow clothes & everyone said i looked like Young Einstein(Yahoo Serious),even though i had never heard of him before as the film was new out!THat same day i walked into a photo shop & at the same time i saw photos of me coming out of the photo machine!It was really surreal & even the ladies in the shop were surprised!Crikey!The Weirld Works In Mysterious Ways!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

This friggin' mouse isn't working!I think it's getting lethargic so i better give it a rest!Oh well i can do with out it.....but as a matter of fact.....i'm slowing write down into a 1 finger-typer at present.....so i guess....it's time for me to keep going!Catch ya laters ya friggin' GeeEce!P.S

[Rumpelstiltskin]

God!I once stayed at this lady's house for a night,an hour from Sydney & she used to whip famous lawyers for a living...as she's Australia's most famous whip mistress!Her name is Madame Lash!Gosh!She even owns a church & has turned it into her own joint...with dragon-leather chairs & stuff like that!She does peformance nights there once in a blue moon! Crikey!

[This message has been edited by Rumpelstiltskin (edited 01-02-2002).]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I was at the Villach Festival in Austria(closest Austrian town to the Slovenian boarder)...a few year's back & i was performing not so far from the bridge over the river!During the show....my squeaky lobster went over a low rock fence....so i quickly took a run-up & jumped ontop of the rock-fence top!Lucky i didn't go for the fool(full)jump...over the fence...as i was about to...because it was about a 40 ft drop...with the path below beside the river!How fucken freaky was that? !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a friggin bugger when you oversleep your stop on the long distance trains in Europe sometimes!I remember once i woke up in the wrong part of Germany as the train split carriages....& i got left behind!That was a friggin'drag by crikey as i had to wait for ages in the friggin' freezing cold!
Another time in Spain.....i was travelling all day from Granada to Burgos & this time....i pushed the button on the door to open it...& it just wouldn't open....& then train then took off & went on another 100 kms!I then had to come 100 kms back to get off at the right stop!Friggin' Crikes!Makes ya a bit when things like this happen

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's a friggin' drag when ya key snaps in ya bike-lock!Or even still....on a couple of times here in Amsterdam....couldn't even remember where i put my bike?
It's always the taxi-drivers here in AMsterdam...that annoy you the most on the road!In Australia it's the buses!Sydney is just such a badly designed city as far as riding bicycles go!There's no-where else to ride except on the road....but the buses swerve in on you...when they need to stop...from stop to stop!It makes you feel like riding on the footpath!At least in Amsterdam they have paths especially for bikes....so you don't have to wear a helmet anyway!It's the best bicycle designed city in the World!In the 60's there were free public bikes...that anyway could use around town!Not these days!Well i wasn't even alive in the 60's!See ya all laters!Signing Off Weazelstiltskinny!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

When i was 10....my dad asked me for some apple-juice as it was a really hot day....so i went to the fridge & pulled out the bottle of sunflower oil accidently & he took a big swig & spurted the rest out & threw the bottle on the ground!He flipped his lid at me! !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was at a supermarket in St Kilda in Melbourne Australia when i was about 18 with a friend....who was about 30 & when we were in the cereal section....he had a kleptomanic tendency to knock off the largest box of Nutra-Grain you've seeen in your life!I said"NO!You're crazy!"He said"Don't worry!Who dares wins!"& he quickly stuck it under his black leather coat....& it was just so obvious to see a big protruding corner bulge out!He then just walked right out....& i followed later...& that was that!Gorblimey!I didn't do it! !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Years & years ago.....when i was about 6....my mother,father & i were all in the car.....& then my dad suddenly got picked up for speeding!The police came over very seriously & said to my dad"Have you been drinking?".....I said"Yeh!Orange juice!"
That's all i can remember!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!When i was 3,i accidently managed to open a bottle of champagne lying around...on the floor one night at my parents house!The next morning when they woke up....i was acting very strange indeed!They soon figured out why!Crikey!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on throw us some questions ya pansies!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Just joking?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on!Let's throw some questions at each other?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I used to have a green frog that would always sleep on the back of my turtle...called Tickles!
I also used to look after 30 little terrapins at one stage of my life!

[Prof Willie B]

I've got a question. Do you know where my other purple sock is? Pls.