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Is this some sort of question for an art school project or something? 
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If i ever run out of fans....i'll just have to clone myself so i can be more popular!
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Fairyland only exists for people with extra sensitive perception!
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Time is money.....so where's the money?
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History repeats itself so i may as well remain a jester!
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God!It's a real people based Planet here!I don't know whether to trust all these religions based on human perception!I'm going to consult a Martian for a second opinion!
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There's no place like home....wherever that is?
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Many a year ago....when i was only 9....i was with a Yugoslavian friend in Adelaide at Glenelg beach & we were both standing on the end of the jetty with our bathers on...as it was a really hot day....& then suddenly we had to expect the unexpected as we were both pushed off the end of the jetty by thugs...(as they had the sense of humour as rednecks do!)...& we ended up splashing around like crazy!A few minutes later the thugs....just went to the other side....(probably to have a smoke or something).....& we climbed up the jetty ladder...& quietly sneeked up from behind them...& then quickly both nudged them off the jetty aswell....which was more unfortunate for them....as they had all their clothes on!They went completely fucken "Ape",but there was nothing they could do....as they were helplessly puppy-paddling about....gasping & screaming at us at the same time!We just pointed at them & laughed "Ha ha Ha ha ha....ha....ya friggin' thugs!"& then ran as fast as we could & out of sight!
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Yonks ago back in Oz, i was in Melbourne....Templestowe & i was walking out by myself real late at night...trying to find a party...& had been already walking for miles & all of a sudden this Kingswood station wagon came flying by & i felt this thing....go whack on the back of my head!It felt like i'd been hit with a pack of ice....(as it was cold)...but i soon discovered it was a carton(dozen)of eggs!I had been egged to the max....& was totally dripping with eggs...& was really fucked off as i was wearing brand new clothes!I yelled at them & they slowed the car down & opened the windows & they all did full moon's at me & then laughed like Hell & drove off!What do you reckon about that?
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Too much money makes people go"coo-coo!"
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Words cut more than swords.....so i better get my word shield ready!
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I can't put the clock back...so i better stand on it....so i'm right on time!
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Words are just wind(not in this case write now)!
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It's amazing how gullible people can be....when they gather around like moths around a candle flame...to some awful pop techno...blasting out of some street performer's amp....& when i put my medieval music on....everyone runs away!I guess if you want to make the maximum possible wage that can be made on the street....you have to go along with popular culture!If you can't beat em',join em!
I'm not sure about that!What's popular isn't necessarily always so positive,but if the numbers are there....people feel more safe with that!If William Shakespeare was recitng on the street...& suddenly a juggler(just a little up the pitch)...revved up his(or her)chain-saw)....William would have no chance at all....as the juggler would vacuum the crowd in...in no-time at all!P.S
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Some people say it's a small World....only because we can travel faster!When i first got to Morocco....i thought"Oh my God!What an incredibly vast Continent!The World's not small at all!"
I once met a Japanese guy who said he had breakfast in Zurich....lunch in Paris & dinner in Rome!Surely he must of been taking the piss?
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