Rumpelstiltskin GooOse Worship! VOLUME 2

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The weirdest thing i got in my hat was a large green cicada!Well it somehow arrived in my jester's hat while i was at a festival...& it wasn't until some time later after i put my hat on...that i heard...the most excruciating loud noise.....as the cicada was placed right over my ear-hole!

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I wonder how many times i've "goOosed up",on this Earth?

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O.What's green & holds up stage coaches?
A.Dick Gherkin!
Dick Gherkin is a gherkin-jerker!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I was once living in Prahran in Melbourne with my dad & sister about 20-21 years ago....& my sister & i were at the back of the house....in the lane playing football & all of a sudden i accidently kicked one of her moccasin's for a six(cricket terminology)as i was wearing them....& it landing ontop of a neighbour's roof!I climbed up the fence to fetch her moccasin....& all of a sudden another neighbour opened her garage door & her big German shepherd came running out....& went straight for my sister & bit her right on the arse!It looked freaky & funny....but my sister....went ape at me!I can understand....as she had teeth marks on her rump!What a World!

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I'm going to start growing fungus & moss on my back & graft giraffe antennae's on my head & wear rhinoceros skin boots & stick echidna quills through my nose & get a tattoo of a Question Mark on the back of my head....& glasses tattooed on & also "$" signs on my eyelids!

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There once was a pixie who came back as a as a 13 ft squid in his next life....swimming about way under the sea....near the Great Australian bite!How do you know?Anything is possible!

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I'm going to become a pool shark & go for the Ate(8)-Ball!

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I was wearing my psychedelic rainbow coloured clothes...with my green curly pixie-shoes years back in Melbourne while riding my bicycle....one afternoon....& when i saw the red light i stopped!I was pretty much next to a pub & there were about 40 labourer's standing around wearing dark navy overalls & socializing while drinking Vic Bitter Beer!All of a sudden...one bloke....poited & said"Look at the fucken' poof on the bike!"& then there was a shower of beer cans being thrown.....overarm...so i rode like a lunatic...to escape from all the beer....& nearly got hit by a passing car in the process!For Fuck's Sake!Don't some people have anything better to do with their lives!

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Ya friggin' weazel!

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Crikey!Has anyone got any laughing-gas?

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Can anyone answer all the questions in the World with only 1 answer?

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I waiting til the end of time + 1 day & then i'm through!

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Has anyone ever seen an Unidentified Flying Ox?

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Has anyone got an Everlasting Gobblestopper?

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Does anyone know what an Oompah Loompah is?