GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Melt cheese on the inside of that troll's jocks...
because he's getting too hairy..
& wants to be waxed!
He's a bit of a wacko...
& might try & eat your socks..
so watch out...
or he may even put you on a rack..
& show you...who's the fairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Morris the old goblin man is so terribly nice.
He's a pretty ugly...
jumbo shrimp...
who boasts he's a perfect idiot
that likes being
alone together with himself!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go away you drag weasel tramp...
& find a pigeon to play with!
You're getting up my nose..
so try your saucy antics..
on a broken female table..
or just rump yourself
with a gherkin-studded stonker
until you turn into the wrong goblin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The wiggly man
contortioned himself
as if he was an elf
made of rubber.
He was a human oddity..
& could tangle himself up..
so you would think
you were on drugs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Swerve the custard pie you goose..
or you'll look like a fool!
Come on...
here comes another one..
so get ready to dodge
or you won't have much fun!
You'll cop it...
pie after pie...
if you don't try! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!That scraggly weasel
has chewing gum in his hair!
I better tweeze it out...
or we'll look like
a hopeless pair!
We already do...
i guess already
there is nothing i can do! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

4000 Posts! (P Net Total 8565 now)

Oops! I Really Am A GooOse!

I think that's just about it from me?

Regards Rumpel The Universal Kangaroo Fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

Oops!A fool can't escape mistakes!

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

MAKE CELEBRATION.....NOT WAR!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />