GooOse

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Should God pay off the Devil...to keep shit behind the scenes....
or should the Devil pay out God to keep things mean?
Who created the image of the Devil anyway?
Does the red nose of a clown signify Devil characteristics?
Is the Devil...Ronald McDonald in disguise....as the World's Most Magical Clown....or is Ronald McDonald the Devil's jester?
Who is God's Clown?
Is it Tweety Bird...
or Roger Ramjet?
What am i trying to get at?
Oops!
Toodle-oo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Frigggin' weasel
is trying to hump a cheezle!
I don't believe it...
he's a frigggin' nitwit
for trying to have it off
with a cheezle! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Is God dead to the world....
or just hiding behind the scenes!
Why doesn't God...
just frigggin' show us..
now...so we can all see?
Just a quick flash will do...
& we'll all believe you! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Erase the frowns...
hopeless clown..
& play to the crowd...
as you're more than allowed.
Down let them down...
or you'll fool for the ground! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that unidentified flying object...
fly through the air.
It's a bird....
it's a plane...
it's a goose...
no it's Gherkin Man...
& he's coming to rump..
heart-broken rhinoceros's
so make way...
as here he comes...
from outer space...
to shock the human race! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin
has belly button fluff...
on his jerkin
& off snuff
on his gherkin.
He's had enough..
as he's more than a jerk
who wants to be tough! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to hat myself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

My hat is waiting for a response! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can you believe "Goose" was an
ancient French board game, said to have been derived from the Greeks, which was popular in Europe at the end of the Middle Ages?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can a goose...get goosed?
How gooOsey can a goose get?
I'll have to give it a go & completely gooOSe out...
& see if i can out-gooOse myself! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There's a mothball waiting
in a stray goblin's boot!
It's been there for years....
but still hasn't been discovered!
It's waiting for it's lucky break...
but no-one ever seems to appear...
so the thing could truely be left to fate! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goose...
has got rusty balls...
for that weather-beaten tricycle!
It's trying to get some action on it..
& it's trying to hump it...
like a hopeless fool...
with it's silly marbles loose! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That weasel is living in a GooOSey world...
because he's always goosing on about being a weasel!
Oops i mean he's always weaseling on about being a gOose!
Maybe he's a gooOSe living in a weasely world!
Whatever....the vice versa thing works both ways for him! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The herd of sheep....
want the goose to go along with the gaggle..of geese
but he wants...to play trick or treat...
with the crowd of human sheep.
They stare like nothing is happening...
while the goose is clapping
them to sleep! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The goose is giving love to the people...
but they think he's taking the piss..
because they don't know....
as he's a bit of a hit & a miss..
like a fool playing to a weasel! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

An Unusual Gaggle Of Geese
===========================
Here come the gaggle of geese gurgling...
& guzzling
gherkin beer...
everso queer...
while dressed in frilly frocks...
& checkered socks.
They waddle
as i wind the handle
of a humble hurdy-gurdy
that only plays words...
to those that waddle.
These gaggle of geese
are not the usual gaggle
for these have come to haggle
their goosebumps
for human mumps
which look as genuine
as they imagine
them to be...
so geese keep away from me!
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]