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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    Bug off!
    Bugger off!
    Get rooted!
    Nick off!
    Rack off!
    Up your arse!
    Up your bum!
    Up yours!
    What are ya?
    Up your nose with a rubber hose...
    & twice as far with a chocolate bar!
    Scram!
    Scat!
    Shove off!
    Rack off....
    hairy legs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

    [ 02-07-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      Christ almighty!
      Fuck a duck!
      Goodness gracious me...
      stuff a duck!
      By jingoes!
      Lord love a duck!
      I'll be jiggered!
      I'll be darned!
      How about that?
      Gee whiz....
      God...
      God almighty....
      holy cow...
      holy mackerel...
      crikes...
      crikey...
      boy-o-boy...
      blimey...
      cripes...
      it's all beer & skittles
      from now on...
      as it's all as easy as falling
      off a log
      as the lights are on...
      but there's nobody home...
      & i've got kangaroo's
      in my top paddock...
      & i'm as mad as a gumtree..
      full of galahs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

      [ 02-07-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        Oops i have to toodle-oo...
        & go,go,go...like a mad kangaroo...
        or a flaming galah...
        back to the back woods...
        of Woop Woop Land...
        so i can do a show...
        for all the kookaburras...
        who really know how to laugh....
        as soon as i start! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          That weasel likes his crumpets!
          I wonder if he might fancy that fairy....
          who is trying to lead him on!
          Would he go a few rounds of slap & tickle...
          if she offered him some crumpets?
          If she scoffs his crumpets....
          he might blow his trumpet!

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            Payaso,le clown,der clown...
            il pagliaccio,piero,o palhaco,Kwangdae,
            toitalok,badut,lay-tzan,kloun,
            de clown,klovn,Xiaochou,
            muharej,klo-oon...
            (CLOWN)
            What am i?
            A)GoOOe,Weasel,Nitwit,Nincompoop,Jester Fool...& Kangaroo Buffoon etc! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
            P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

            [ 02-08-2003: Message edited by: Rumpelstiltskin ]</p>

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Blimey!I'm small business....so please...give me some gold...& then i'll really be in business! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                That clock is crazy!
                It mas a mind of it's own!
                It just goes off when it feels like it!
                Time after time....
                it never goes off
                at the right time!
                Maybe i should try & fix it....
                or just wait
                til it goes off at the right time? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  Don't analyze that silly quince....
                  because he doesn't know what's going on!
                  He's off to a picnic
                  with some lost nincompoops...
                  who are strange nitwits...
                  & are as queer as fruit-loops!
                  He wants to play with his silly
                  squelch machine....
                  at the picnic....
                  to show off to all...
                  the ridiculous nincompoops...
                  who love to jump through stripey hoops....
                  to the sound of squelchy noise loops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    You're making eyes at the nymphs...
                    you tawny owl
                    on the prowl.
                    You fancy those sweet
                    voluptuous angels...
                    i can see!
                    I suggest you climb back
                    up your tree...
                    & leave them to me! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Look at that fly
                      on that bald man's head.
                      It's got another fly on it's back!
                      Are they having sex?
                      It surely is a sight...
                      & i hope that old man...
                      doesn't move...
                      as i could watch those flies all night! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        You have a fly buzzing in your head....
                        as you really seem a bit fuzzy!
                        Do you know what is going on?
                        Where are you?
                        What are you?
                        Maybe you'll get the fly
                        out of your head
                        if you let go of some zeds? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          There was a weasel
                          who dived into a garbage bin...
                          because he could smell some cheezles.
                          He came back out...
                          with a gherkin tin...
                          which was full of weevils.
                          What a scrawny weasel...
                          all he cared for..
                          was off cheezles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            There was a goblin slug-stroker...
                            who looked like a fake joker.
                            His nose was hooked
                            & his toes were crooked.
                            Blimey!He certainly was a faggy smoker! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              The dung dodging dunce..
                              was on display
                              for the goblins
                              to try & make their day.
                              They would throw
                              yucky turds
                              at the dunce...
                              but would miss
                              as he was a fast nit...
                              that only ever got
                              dunged once! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                I'm a one-man weasel..
                                & only a sock away
                                from my shoe....
                                so what should i do?
                                Should i munch on a cheezle...
                                or fiddle with my tweezers...
                                or just look like a cow...
                                & go.."MOO"?
                                [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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