What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bug off!
Bugger off!
Get rooted!
Nick off!
Rack off!
Up your arse!
Up your bum!
Up yours!
What are ya?
Up your nose with a rubber hose...
& twice as far with a chocolate bar!
Scram!
Scat!
Shove off!
Rack off....
hairy legs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Christ almighty!
Fuck a duck!
Goodness gracious me...
stuff a duck!
By jingoes!
Lord love a duck!
I'll be jiggered!
I'll be darned!
How about that?
Gee whiz....
God...
God almighty....
holy cow...
holy mackerel...
crikes...
crikey...
boy-o-boy...
blimey...
cripes...
it's all beer & skittles
from now on...
as it's all as easy as falling
off a log
as the lights are on...
but there's nobody home...
& i've got kangaroo's
in my top paddock...
& i'm as mad as a gumtree..
full of galahs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops i have to toodle-oo...
& go,go,go...like a mad kangaroo...
or a flaming galah...
back to the back woods...
of Woop Woop Land...
so i can do a show...
for all the kookaburras...
who really know how to laugh....
as soon as i start! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That weasel likes his crumpets!
I wonder if he might fancy that fairy....
who is trying to lead him on!
Would he go a few rounds of slap & tickle...
if she offered him some crumpets?
If she scoffs his crumpets....
he might blow his trumpet!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Payaso,le clown,der clown...
il pagliaccio,piero,o palhaco,Kwangdae,
toitalok,badut,lay-tzan,kloun,
de clown,klovn,Xiaochou,
muharej,klo-oon...
(CLOWN)
What am i?
A)GoOOe,Weasel,Nitwit,Nincompoop,Jester Fool...& Kangaroo Buffoon etc! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Blimey!I'm small business....so please...give me some gold...& then i'll really be in business! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That clock is crazy!
It mas a mind of it's own!
It just goes off when it feels like it!
Time after time....
it never goes off
at the right time!
Maybe i should try & fix it....
or just wait
til it goes off at the right time? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't analyze that silly quince....
because he doesn't know what's going on!
He's off to a picnic
with some lost nincompoops...
who are strange nitwits...
& are as queer as fruit-loops!
He wants to play with his silly
squelch machine....
at the picnic....
to show off to all...
the ridiculous nincompoops...
who love to jump through stripey hoops....
to the sound of squelchy noise loops! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're making eyes at the nymphs...
you tawny owl
on the prowl.
You fancy those sweet
voluptuous angels...
i can see!
I suggest you climb back
up your tree...
& leave them to me! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Look at that fly
on that bald man's head.
It's got another fly on it's back!
Are they having sex?
It surely is a sight...
& i hope that old man...
doesn't move...
as i could watch those flies all night! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You have a fly buzzing in your head....
as you really seem a bit fuzzy!
Do you know what is going on?
Where are you?
What are you?
Maybe you'll get the fly
out of your head
if you let go of some zeds? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a weasel
who dived into a garbage bin...
because he could smell some cheezles.
He came back out...
with a gherkin tin...
which was full of weevils.
What a scrawny weasel...
all he cared for..
was off cheezles! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a goblin slug-stroker...
who looked like a fake joker.
His nose was hooked
& his toes were crooked.
Blimey!He certainly was a faggy smoker! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The dung dodging dunce..
was on display
for the goblins
to try & make their day.
They would throw
yucky turds
at the dunce...
but would miss
as he was a fast nit...
that only ever got
dunged once! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a one-man weasel..
& only a sock away
from my shoe....
so what should i do?
Should i munch on a cheezle...
or fiddle with my tweezers...
or just look like a cow...
& go.."MOO"?
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]