What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

My God!I think your chihuahua is throwing
a tantrum on your tartan rug Gertrude!
Look at it go!
It's going for it...
whatever there is to go for?
I think it's losing it....
as it can't cope with...
the competition...
of the presence of your wind-up weasel.
I think you should reward it...
with a horrible can of no thrills....pilchards in aspic....& it will feel like it is in Heaven...i surely guarentee you that....as i know it down to a tee!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Pimpy goblin gangsters are on the loose...
throwing tanatrums left,right & centre to the rhythms of sirens....going off in the distance.They're out of this world.....they don't belong to this show!
Parallel Universe's are coinciding.....from ethereal to material...vice versa....& no-one knows....what's going on?
Pimply gherkins are being wobbled by hopeless nincompoops somewhere in the World....right now.....as certainly must say!
There's a gherkin being used for other purposes....than it should be....right now...somewhere in this overwhelming Universe!
Gherkin smoke is smoking through the coloured air of space....out into the infinite void of the eternal cosmos!
Clowns are exploding nonsense.....
that words can only dream of.
Confetti constellations...
stars flicker multi-colour flashing...
the Moon is smiling....
it's all happening in the mind of creation.
Turning,evolving,twisting...combining....& weaving through & through...dimensionless dimensions...inside & outside of it all....
just being...
what it is!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Oops!Everytime i step on that prickle.....
the word..."Oops"...pops out!
I don't know why i keep stepping on that same prickle....because it knows i don't want to!
I hope in my next life i don't come back as that prickle....as i'll have nothing to stand for!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Run through the dark night....
along the beach...
in Nowheresville...
with your strobe-light costume on....
& watch it flicker on the waves...
Run with the wind...
fly with the breeze...
sing to the silence...
prance around
on the timeless sand...
& feel the greatness of life...
be free....
it's the best..
way to be!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Vincent tha haughty toad...
is hopping mad....
for your presence to appear....
right behind it's rear...
so it can let off...
a popping wretched fart...
that will make you go off...
your rocker until...
you capture yourself...
in a horrible tantrum...
that will possess you
to realise that you...
really are a nincompoop...
who does the word...."Wrong"...
justice!!!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

We are not the only one's!
Look out there...
can you see...
that there...
is more than eyes can see?
Are there invisible worlds within visible worlds?
In visible light....
is what our eyes
can only see...
but there's more to see...
than what can be seen.
I spy with my little eyes...
something beginning with.....
"i"?
It's out there...
so keep your eyes peeled!
Oops you can also keep...
your eyes closed if you wish!
Who knows....
even smell with your nose....
or hear...
with your ears....
as it's all out there...
whatever it all is?
We might get around the planet fast....
but wait til we get around the Universe fast!
Anyway i have to teleport myself....
in & out of different dimensions simultaneously at the same time....so i end up everywhere....all at once!
Be with it all!
Am i a human being...
or a Universal being?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool has a harpsichord tied to his arse...
& a mangle-wurzel in his pouch!
He's wiggling his gnarly bauble...
as his curly toes cycle in the air!
He's going nowhere fast....
as he's already hopelessly last...
but he still has time...
to pick up his rhymes...
& recite himself...
silly to the point...
where his hat will get pointier & pointer...
everytime....he drives his points home. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

This pixie shit just isn't cutting edge.....
i'm just not casual enough!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Would you consider a gherkin as phallic?
Please let everyone know a.s.a.p....
even though it makes no difference! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Jump through hoops....
join the nincompoops.
Follow the course...
feel the fruitloop force.
Go this way...
go that way...
play away...
you fun...
like a true..
nincompoop on the run.
Jump the humps..
roll around..
on the ground..
wiggle..
jiggle..
wriggle...
do your thing...
as if you were...
a silly king! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Please God!Oops...that's if there is a God?
Can you please make my weasel happy...
as he's got a long way to go...
before he get's recognised as a goose!
Perhaps you can reverse the situation...
& make ends meet...
so they don't repeat!
What?
Oops!Just doing...the Oopsy thing! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

May the GooOSe be with you...
in any shape or form!
Happy everything...
i hope so!
Hose off...
all your...
thrown stray gherkins...
& drive yourself...
through many a pictures...
waiting for your time to come!
Feel the essence of your being...
within the frame of eternity!
Go with it...
be what you are...
& just hope that someday...
you really know how to play! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where the hell is the lost door?
The weasel time traveller...
has travelled everso far...
within the boarders of the Universe...
& still can't get home....
because he can't even find the door to open...
to get back home!
Blimey!He'll keep surfing the Universe...
until he finds his place again...
even if it's the last thing he ever does! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It goes without saying....
"I truely am a weasel".....
so what more can i do about that? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stand in the que....
if you don't know what to do?
Wait there...
until you...
know your place!
The Universe...
will tell you..
when it's ready...
for you...
to find the path...
that will lead you...
between the start & finish lines! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]