What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kiss the Blarney stone...
you complete hilarious leprechaun!
Wave your clover flag..
& make a funny scene out of it all!
You really know how to be a fool...
so do as you please...
as long as it's in good taste....
well there's quality in bad taste aswell!
Come on....
get your Irish up...
weasel! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

God darn spelling mistakes....
make me have to correct myself!
Not quite...
just the story a little!
Oops!Get GooOsed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm a bad hat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The grumpy hen-hussy huckster...
wheeled his dung-cat into Oxland...
only to find yaks...
making dung-hills.....
& dung heaps...
all over the place!
This really made the huckster into a riff raff...
cry baby....so he decided to blow his trumpet...
on a troll strumpet....
just in hope...
that he might realise...
that he should have sheep-washed himself into
to play jackstraws with a cloned companion earlier in the piece!
What?
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Stop trying to be a suggestionist...
you foolish court-fool...
& go & make the king buffoon for a baboon!
You're really not getting my point
so try your luck on a rooster...
or jest for a nincompoop who should be...
locked up in a goosery!
Whatever you do....
don't up the king's nose...
or he'll make you feel...
like an elephant with it's nose out of joint! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're nobody's fool...
you twit!
The king has fired you...
you're a man of straw...
you frothy scarecrow on the spot!
Make way for the goblin imp...
to stand before the king...
as you can't cut the mustard...
anymore...
so go & find another door!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Prince Imperial has a saucy eye....for a bedlamite bachelor knight.....who has an iron stiffy for anything but himself!
The prince & the knight are destined to love make themselves completely out into the open public arena....as they simply can't get enough of each other!
The knight has no choice anyway....but to be the prince's hopeless bedfellow....& there is nothing the public can do....as the prince....has powers to ward off any opposing force.....as he's got the King on his side.....
& they certainly also get raunchy behind the scenes between each other!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fool's castle...
is made of ridiculous junk.
He's the king of his own castle!
He has a kangaroo flag ontop...
& a rooster weather-cock!
The fool loves to jest..
to his geese...
& let his pet rooster sidekick...
joke around the place.
The moat is full of old thimbles..
& the bridge is made from rusty tricycle parts.
Many a fairy come by...
his way..
as he likes to play..
completely out-of-this-world! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Can God keep up with the Universal clock?
Is God waiting for time....
or is time waiting for God?
Can God get it's head round the Universe?
Can the Universe get itself around God?
Blimey!Is God trying to shag the Universe...
or is the universe trying to shag God?
Frigggin' cosmological orgy....planets,the sun,the moon...galaxies & even the black hole!
It's all happening!
We're all in this together...
the great big picture of the Universal Mind!
Is the Universe fooling God.....
or is God fooling the Universe?
Who knows?
Perhaps only time will tell? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't judge a fool by it's king....
or perhaps don't judge a king by it's fool? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Fool for a jester...
or jester for a fool? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

MAKE FUN!NOT WAR! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Listen to a fool...
be fooled to listen! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Listen to a jester!
Jest listen! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Play tug-of-war with youself...
until you're outdone...& then...
repeat the exercise...
over & over...
until you've lost it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't pocket that pickle you hairy old gnome....
just go home or at least show the docket!
You're pathetic.....as a pickle is only an equivalent to half a thimble's worth....or less!You've done your dash now....so i think...we're going to have to put you in the laughing stock....& let all the people in the village throw used pickles at you...until you look like a gherkin monster....with a phobia to pickles(is that a paradox)! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]