What?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I could write my life story....
on one piece of confetti.
All i do is eat Heinz spaghetti
& sit
& knit
on the end of the jetty! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

For Some Queer Reasons?
========================
For some queer reason i always seem to blink
whenever i see the colour pink
& certainly squint
whenever i smell mink
& always sprint when i guzzle
a gherkin drink.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You're Not A Tomato!
====================
You're a pathetic potato
who always tries to be a tomato!
You are
what you are..
ok potato!

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Draw A Circle Around Me
========================
Count to three...
then draw a circle around me
or i'll sprinkle
you with 40 freckles
which will make you sneeze!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I am the vile vomit
goblin vaudville vampire
creature that spreads
vicious venom vermin...
to virgin villages
which virtually vanish
due to the vanquish virus!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Dirk!
=======
Dirk open that door
so the furry foxy frog
can jump in
& go for a spin
on the fluffy floor.
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Fairy-Tale Elf
===================
Once there was an elf who wrote
a fairy-tale
about a scribbly snail
who told tales
that you for sale
under a fairy's farthingale. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The Orang-Outang
==================
There was an orang-outang
that had fangs
as blunt
as his grunt
& made sounds...
like raspberry slang. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hurly-Burly Twirly Old Bird
=============================
Don't put on such a hurly-burly
show you twirly old bird
who always wants to be early!
Get into being late...
it's fun to make mistakes
& going all whirly! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Go On Cough Up Will You!
=========================
Money...you have to make it first...
before you can make it last.
Come on cough up....
or i'll have to make do
with the crumbs in my purse! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

To Whom It May Concern?
========================
Just what is it that is
in you?
If only i knew
you would too..
so let's think up some clues? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

That goblin is shaking like jelly...
while watching the telly...
& eating sloppy custard..
with a topping of mustard..
which is really smelly. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The lollipop lady...
is looking at the Pop King...
skip across the zebra-crossing..
but pretends she's not looking...
as he likes to be an anonymous thing. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a king...
who lost the plot...
& then turned into an old flame...
which was a shame..
because he was good
to his jester..
& now the fool
has nothing to blame! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Rumpelstiltskin]

There was a fool
who was the King Of Knick-Knacks...
& would have a ball...
crusading non-stop through bric-a-brac.
By crikey he could fill a castle full of tat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]