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  • Rumpelstiltskin
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2001
    • 4128

    I could write my life story....
    on one piece of confetti.
    All i do is eat Heinz spaghetti
    & sit
    & knit
    on the end of the jetty! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    • Rumpelstiltskin
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2001
      • 4128

      For Some Queer Reasons?
      ========================
      For some queer reason i always seem to blink
      whenever i see the colour pink
      & certainly squint
      whenever i smell mink
      & always sprint when i guzzle
      a gherkin drink.

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      • Rumpelstiltskin
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2001
        • 4128

        You're Not A Tomato!
        ====================
        You're a pathetic potato
        who always tries to be a tomato!
        You are
        what you are..
        ok potato!

        [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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        • Rumpelstiltskin
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2001
          • 4128

          Draw A Circle Around Me
          ========================
          Count to three...
          then draw a circle around me
          or i'll sprinkle
          you with 40 freckles
          which will make you sneeze!

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          • Rumpelstiltskin
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2001
            • 4128

            I am the vile vomit
            goblin vaudville vampire
            creature that spreads
            vicious venom vermin...
            to virgin villages
            which virtually vanish
            due to the vanquish virus!

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            • Rumpelstiltskin
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2001
              • 4128

              Dirk!
              =======
              Dirk open that door
              so the furry foxy frog
              can jump in
              & go for a spin
              on the fluffy floor.
              [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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              • Rumpelstiltskin
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2001
                • 4128

                The Fairy-Tale Elf
                ===================
                Once there was an elf who wrote
                a fairy-tale
                about a scribbly snail
                who told tales
                that you for sale
                under a fairy's farthingale. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                • Rumpelstiltskin
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4128

                  The Orang-Outang
                  ==================
                  There was an orang-outang
                  that had fangs
                  as blunt
                  as his grunt
                  & made sounds...
                  like raspberry slang. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                  • Rumpelstiltskin
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 4128

                    Hurly-Burly Twirly Old Bird
                    =============================
                    Don't put on such a hurly-burly
                    show you twirly old bird
                    who always wants to be early!
                    Get into being late...
                    it's fun to make mistakes
                    & going all whirly! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                    • Rumpelstiltskin
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4128

                      Go On Cough Up Will You!
                      =========================
                      Money...you have to make it first...
                      before you can make it last.
                      Come on cough up....
                      or i'll have to make do
                      with the crumbs in my purse! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                      • Rumpelstiltskin
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 4128

                        To Whom It May Concern?
                        ========================
                        Just what is it that is
                        in you?
                        If only i knew
                        you would too..
                        so let's think up some clues? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                        • Rumpelstiltskin
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4128

                          That goblin is shaking like jelly...
                          while watching the telly...
                          & eating sloppy custard..
                          with a topping of mustard..
                          which is really smelly. [img]eek.gif[/img]

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                          • Rumpelstiltskin
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 4128

                            The lollipop lady...
                            is looking at the Pop King...
                            skip across the zebra-crossing..
                            but pretends she's not looking...
                            as he likes to be an anonymous thing. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                            • Rumpelstiltskin
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 4128

                              There was a king...
                              who lost the plot...
                              & then turned into an old flame...
                              which was a shame..
                              because he was good
                              to his jester..
                              & now the fool
                              has nothing to blame! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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                              • Rumpelstiltskin
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4128

                                There was a fool
                                who was the King Of Knick-Knacks...
                                & would have a ball...
                                crusading non-stop through bric-a-brac.
                                By crikey he could fill a castle full of tat! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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